Dear Writers of Fanfiction,

Seriously, I need more me and Scorpius fanfiction. We are, like, so perfect. I mean, everyone loves me because my parents are so famous and all. And we could do, like, a totally unoriginal Romeo and Juliet story. Because my dad, like, hates Scorpy's family.

With my totally not-Mary-Sue love,

Rose

A/N: I'm sorry to those of you that have heard this before. I absolutely hate Rose. She's so perfect in fanfiction- it's disgusting. Anyway, thanks to my one reviewer! Wanna add on to that number?