It had been a week since we were all killed by the hands of Bob and Ted and things have been going fairly well, all things considered. Kayano's sister, Aguri Yukimura, was revived and everyone's been overjoyed. Kayano was happy to have her sister back and Korosensei was happy to have his best friend. The class has gotten along well with the Kill la Kill cast and some of the students have been fawning over the women from that group. I'm not surprised. As for me well, I found another weakness.

Bob's Weaknesses:

#2. Fairly easy access to the recording/transcription studio.

"What the hell are you doing here, Nagisa?" Ted shouted from the back of the recording studio, "Hey, stop narrating the damn story and the way I say things! That's my job!"

Look, I just-

"I don't care," Ted interrupted, "How did you get in here anyway?"

Fuwa gave me the key. She said something about having "acute fourth wall awareness" or something. I honestly still don't quite grasp the big picture. I know we are from an anime but-

"Look, just get out of my studio. And I might not serve you that used condom for breakfast,"

What? Why would I eat that?

"Because a guest dared you to eat garbage," Ted explained, "You also have a banana peel, an old boot, and some expired food products. Some of which is just rancid,"

Can't I just skip breakfast today?

"You have to eat something from the trash. Get out or I will throw you through the wall,"

Alright fine, here you go.

Thank you, now was that so hard Nagisa?

"By the way, your intros are terrible," Nagisa snarked like a cunt, "Hey! That's uncalled for!"

Soon after that little spat, breakfast was served to everyone in the manor. Everyone had the usual gourmet breakfast buffet while Nagisa was stuck with an old banana peel that he tried his best to scarf down.

"What's with the banana peel?" Karma asked.

"It's a dare," Nagisa sighed.

"Good morning you two," Korosensei greeted in his typical yellow octopus form, "Have any of you seen Chiba and Hayami? I haven't seen the two all morning,"

"Are you still taking attendance?" Nagisa asked, "It may not look like it, but we're about twenty-two now,"

"Nagisa, I've seen you after high school. You still looked like a middle schooler," Karma quipped.

"Don't remind me," Nagisa sighed.

"I understand, but with that crazed maniac running around harpooning everyone. I just want to make sure everyone is safe," Korosensei answered.

Fortunately, the two stoic snipers were safe from any harm, for the most part. The two had woken up in the guest room, in the nude, cuddling each other, with suggestive pains in the nether regions. On the bedside table, a big, empty bottle of bourbon stood by the alarm clock they forgot to set. Little do they know nothing happened between them. It was all just an illusion set up by AcTheFilfthyOne to mess with them.

"Ryunosuke?" Hayami started, "Do you remember what happened last night?"

"I wish I did," Chiba responded while rubbing his forehead. Bob had given the two mild hangovers for added realism, "Should we stop?" He asked, referring to the cuddling.

"What… you don't like to cuddle?" Hayami responded in an accusing tone.

"No… it's just… I thought you'd still be weirded out by last time,"

"Why would I be weirded out? I was the one who shoved my butt into your face,"

"If you want to sleep in cuddling up to me, that's fine," Chiba said, "We're dating anyway,"

"I guess," She yawned while snuggling up closer to him. Chiba was confused by Hayami's tsundere tendencies, but he shrugged them off.

Nagisa finished his banana peel and immediately went to brush his teeth again. As he walked out of the bathroom, he happened to walk past Kayano. As he walked past her, he could have sworn he'd seen her lick her lips and wink seductively. It seemed out of character for her.

"What was that?" Nagisa asked as she just passed her by.

"I just said hi," Kayano replied, "Did you get enough sleep last night?"

"Uh… I guess not," Nagisa lied. He could have sworn he saw her do that.

Karma and Okuda were suddenly teleported into a small room right around the time when they'd be teleported to the classroom for Truth or Dare. The room had no doors or windows, a bed and a couch at the end of it. On one of the bedside tables, there were two vials of pink liquid.

"What the hell!" Karma shouted, "Where are we?"

"I don't know," Okuda murmured, "but… it's better than playing that 'game',"

"I guess," Karma sighed, "What's with those vials?"

Okuda picked up the vials and on each of them there was a note.

"This is part of your dare, drink these. Signed AcTheFilfthyOne," Okuda read, "Karma, I don't like where this is going,"

Karma opened the vial and drank the liquid. "It's either that or you go to Super Hell. I don't know about you, but I'd rather drink the potion or whatever,"

"I guess," Okuda sighed as she drank the potion as well.

The two sat around for a few minutes. They mostly talked about the things they've done since Class 3-E. Soon the conversation shifted.

"Hey, Okuda," Karma started, "Don't you feel weird and… jittery?"

"I understand, but what do you mean when you say weird?" Okuda asked.

"Like… how do I put this? I just want to… make out with you," Karma said, "Sorry if that was too much but-,"

"No Karma… I feel the same way,"

"Okuda, do you think we've been given a love potion?"

"And that is what is happening to Karma and Okuda," Bob finished explaining.

"Okay, I guess I understand the love potion thing," Korosensei began, "But why did it also have to be laced with meth?!"

"He specifically called for an aphrodisiac, but I've found meth to work just as well, if not better," Bob answered, "Now for some dares from Reni. Chiba, have you slept with anyone? If so, who?"

"We're jumping right into this kind of stuff!?" Haymai panicked.

"Uh… yeah," Bob answered.

"I… I think I slept with Hayami last night," Chiba answered shyly shyly, "I guess we must have been drinking a lot and well… things just happened,"

"It's cool," Nakamura reassured Haymai, "Right behind Nagisa and Kayano, you were both the class OTP anyway,"

"What?" Nagisa and Kayano said.

"I like to think I have an eye for shippings," Korosensei bragged.

"You were shipping the students?" Aguri asked.

"I mean… some students seem drawn to others… and with it being 3rd year in middle school… young love is bound to blossom,"

"He's just a harmless perv, sis. Don't worry about him," Kayano dismissed.

"I'm not harmless!"

"Funny that's the only thing you object to," Aguri commented.

"Well, you saw my shocking secrets,"

"Anyway, let's move on," Bob continued, "Karasuma, where there ever any moments where you just wanted to punch a student in the face?"

"Not really," Karasuma answered, "Maybe after the students broke Matsukata's leg but Korosensei handled that for me,"

"Boring!" Bob yelled, "Moving on to Fuwa, do you only read shonen manga?"

"No, it just happens to be my favorite," Fuwa answered.

"Cool, and how about you Isogai, who was your first kiss?"

"Well, that would be Kataoka," Isogai nervously answered, "We dated a little in high school but broke it off because we went to different colleges,"

"Whatever, now it's time for some baseball," Bob declared. He teleported every outside. Sugino and Kanzaki were standing out in the field while everyone stood back on the sidelines. Sugino looked to see that he was given a baseball.

"Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls!" Bob announced, "Welcome to the baseball throwing challenge! Today, Sugino will be throwing a baseball, full force, at Kanzaki's pretty little face!"

"What! I can't just do that!" Sugino protested.

"If the challenger refuses to do so, or if he throws the ball like a bitch, he and Kanzaki will be impaled with multiple harpoons!"

"What is it with you and harpoons!" Kayano yelled.

"It's okay Sugino!" Kanzaki yelled from across the field, "I'll be fine!"

Sugino takes a deep breath and throws the ball with everything he's got. His improved technique plus his time spent playing college baseball have made him one of the best pitchers in all of Japan. The ball went flying and hit Kanzaki straight in the nose, knocking her to the ground, and leaving her face a bloody mess.

"Are you alright?" Sugino freaked out as he ran toward her, "I'm so sorry!"

Kanzaki was holding her nose and tearing up from the pain. "Ow! You broke my nose!"

"That worked out well," Bob commented, "Now, Hazama! Do the cutest pose you can and say something to match,"

Hazama sighed at this. It seems that being in her teenage body has brought back some of her teenage thoughts and perspectives on life. It has also made her look scary again and she was just getting used to being cute, so she didn't really know how utilize that. So she did the best smile she could, made a peace sign with her index finger touching her cheek and tried saying hi in the cutest way possible. It somehow looked more like a threat than a cute pose.

"Damn girl, you scary!" Bob exclaimed, "Now Okajima, tell Hayami you like her. Apparently the reviewer says it's canon but I don't see anything on the matter,"

"Uh… I like you," Okajima said.

"You like every woman! It's hardly a compliment!" Kataoka shouted.

"On a slightly unrelated note, didn't you film a porno a couple days ago?" Bob brought up.

"Oh yeah, I still need someone to edit the footage. Can you help me with that Mimura?" Okajima asked.

"When the hell did you film a porno!?" The girls in the class screamed.

"A couple of days ago during the Kill la Kill Truth or Dare. Everyone had amnesia, then Inumuta and Jakuzure were dared to make a porno. I couldn't bear to see such low quality footage filmed from one of their phones, so I decided to film for them… and also be the director,"

"You sleazeball. No, I won't help," Mimura replied.

"You will after this," Bob decided, "Now Karasuma, roast one of the students!"

"Uh, Yoshida," Karasuma started, "What do you even do?"

"What the hell do you mean!?" Yoshida asked.

"He has a point," Fuwa chimed in, "You don't contribute to the plot at all. You're really just there to make Terasaka look more tough,"

"I thought this was Karasuma's dare," Bob stated, "But that fourth-wall was burned! Alright… now we got to get Okuda and Karma out of the room," Bob snapped his fingers. Suddenly, Karma and Okuda appeared on the grass just as they were taking off their shirts.

"What the hell!?" The two yelled.

"Okuda's not shy at all," Nagisa commented.

"Well Nagisa, coming from a small southern town, I tend to see these types of drugs change people's behavior quite drastically," Bob explained, "Anyway Okuda, most embarrassing dream? Go!"

"I never had an embarrassing dream," Okuda started, "Or at least not like Kayano's dream,"

"You said you wouldn't talk!" Kayano protested.

"Everyone knows now!" Okuda mentioned, "Anyway, most of my 'bad' dreams seem to involve myself being in awkward social situations… which isn't really a problem right now. I think the power of love is making me more confident,"

"Oh Okuda," Irina butted in, "That's not love, you've both just been drugged with meth,"

"M-meth!" Okuda screamed.

"That explains a lot," Karma commented.

"Okay, now for this next dare we need to…," Bob started, but then he stopped and looked off into the distance, "Is that… it's the FBI!"

"What's the FBI doing in Japan?" Nagisa asked.

"They're trying to catch Kira!... Wait, wrong anime," Bob rambled to himself.

"America likes to send their guys everywhere," Karasuma answered, "Although I don't understand why Bob is freaking out about them,"

Bob's Weakness:

#3. Hesitant around the FBI

"They must know these next dares involve some explicit sexual content," Bob said.

"Aw yeah!" Okajima exclaimed.

"So, we are going to have to age you all up to when I first murdered you," Bob finished. He snapped his fingers and everyone was instantly seven years older.

"Wow Nagisa, did you even change at all?" Nakamura teased.

"At least I don't have my pigtails!"

"So, let's go back to the manor for this," Bob suggested.

"Why are we teleporting around so much today?" Isogai asked.

"Honestly, lack of preparation on my part. I blame drinking," Bob answered.

Bob's Weakness:

#4. Self-proclaimed alcoholic

The students and faculty suddenly found themselves teleported to the Kiryuin ballroom, which seemed to have been converted into a stripclub. There were stages with stripper poles, booths for parties, a booth for the DJ (Who happened to be Ted), and various neon lights shining down and lining the room.

"The next dare was for Hayami to give Chiba a lapdance in only a bra and panties, but I much prefer the whole strip club thing," Bob explained, "I'm like the Jerry Springer of fanfiction,"

"Can't I just give Chiba the lapdance!?" Hayami pleaded, "I don't want to strip in front of everyone I know!"

"That's why you'll also be stripping in front of people you hardly know too. The cast of Kill la Kill is invited!" Bob announced.

"That's not what I meant," Hayami sighed.

Just then a pink haired, flat-chested woman from the Kill la Kill cast went up to Hayami with a flask.

"You'll need this," She said.

"Jakuzure!" Hayami protested.

"I've had to do this before, believe me, it'll ease the nerves,"

After a few minutes of getting ready backstage, Hayami was almost ready to perform.

"Are you ready?" Irina asked Hayami.

"No," Hayami answered, then she took another swig from the flask that she was given.

"How about now?

"I just want to get this over with,"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, sorry for the wait," Ted announced at the DJ booth, "Our next dancer is a little shy, be sure to tip well! Give it up for, Hayami!"

Hayami began to nervously walk on stage in her bra and panties while the song Dirrty by Christina Aguilera began to play on the loudspeakers. She couldn't really do much at first. She just sorta giggled around a little bit, but once the booze really kicked in and she lost most of her inhibitions, she got into it a bit. She threw in some of her jazz dance moves and made a show out of it. Many of the boys were up front tipping. The Mankanshoku men from Kill la Kill were of course the first to make it rain. Then Chiba dropped in and slid some yen her way, not wanting to draw too much attention. Then toward the end, a charming young man came around and made it rain yen (coins).

"K-Korosensei!" Hayami shrilled.

"What… no… I-I don't even know who that guy is?" Korosensei lied while in human form.

While the dancing was going on, Nagisa was sitting in a party booth with some of his closer friends and classmates. Karma and Okuda were both still high and into each other. Sugino was still tending to Kanzaki's broken nose and Nakamura was just enjoying the show, taking pictures to embarrass Hayami with later. This left Nagisa and Kayano idle. Nagisa turned her head to make conversation with her, but once he did, he saw that she wasn't wearing any clothes and was staring into his eyes with seductive intent. Once he blinked, Kayano was back to normal. She had her hair let out and in its natural color and was fully clothed.

"Are you alright Nagisa?" Kayano asked, just noticing his slight freakout.

"Yeah… must be the lights," Nagisa lied, "I don't really go to these types of places,"

The song ended and Bob was ready to move on to the next batch of dares. The lights turned on and Ted left the DJ booth.

"Hope you all had fun, now we move onto AcTheFilfthyOne's dares," Bob declared, "First and foremost, everyone is naked,"

Everyone looked down to see that they were suddenly exposed. Even Ritsu's avatar lost her clothes. Most of the class responded in shock and embarrassment, while some of the more perverted were more than happy to see the women in the nude.

"This is wrong," Aguri complained, "I can't believe that I was brought back from the dead to participate in… Korosensei, stop staring at my boobs!"

"I don't know you mean," Korosensei lied after quickly looking away, with his nose bleeding.

"So, Kayano," Bob started, "As a follow up from last session. How good was Nagisa in your dream the other night?"

Kayano blushed and jumped back, then she realized that her and Nagisa were in the nude and sitting next to each other, which only embarrassed her more.

"G-great," Kayano replied, "He went on all day, best dream ever. Can we move on now?"

"Yes, Yada gets to wear rope in some kinky BDSM fashion," Bob snapped his fingers and Yada was wearing rope tied up around her body, slightly covering her vagina but hugging her breasts a little tight and making them slightly more prominent than they already were.

"At least I have something...I guess," Yada sighed.

"Sugino and Kanzaki, go take a bath together and wash each other. Be sure to clean every nook and cranny," Bob dared.

"You're such a creep," Kanzaki scoffed, while holding her broken nose, "Let's go!"

"Oh… uh… alright," Sugino mumbled.

"Okajima, drink this potion," Bob dared.

"Is this also meth?" Okajima asked, while glancing over at the two strung-out love birds making out in one of the booths.

"No, I promise it's not meth," Bob claimed. Okajima shrugged and drank the vial. Suddenly a puff of smoke enveloped him and when it dissipated, he was a thicc, busty woman. He didn't know if he should be shocked or excited, either way, he'd have an erection if he was able.

"Great," Kataoka said sarcastically, "The pervert just about has everything he could possibly want,"

"Alright, now for a sudden shift in tone," Bob announced as he jumped up to the DJ Booth and turned on the original Mortal Kombat theme. "Now it's time for the ultimate fight to the death! Karma Akabane vs Ryoma Terasaka! Two men enter, one man leaves!"

"I'm not fighting that crazy bastard!" Terasaka yelled.

"C'mon, C'mon, don't be a bitch," Karma taunted as he was jumping around punching at the air. Okuda was cheering on her lover and soon-to-be champion while Korosensei was quickly trying to remind the class the importance of not doing hard drugs.

"Fight!" Bob announced.

Karma came in fast and hard. He immediately went for a kick to the nuts, which was even easier since they were both naked, and Terasaka recoiled. Karma then used this opportunity to take a few jabs at Terasaka's face. Terasaka finally got his bearing, tackled Karma, and started wailing on him. Karma laughed at every punch he threw, then once he had enough he went for a headbutt into Terasaka's nose. This caused him to roll off of Karma so he used the opportunity to escape. Karma then started to punch the crap out of him.

Terasaka was no match for Karma. He may be tough, but Karma is already a capable fighter and the meth has made him even crazier. After some time, Bob declared this match to be over.

"FINISH HIM!" Bob announced.

Karma was given superhuman strength. He used this strength to rip Terasaka's leg off and beat him to death with it.

"FATALITY!" Bob announced. Everyone was absolutely horrified, probably traumatized. Hara vomited at the sight of it. Fortunately for Karma and Okuda, they were too high and in love to care at the moment and Okuda ran to congratulate her champion.

"Karma! Do you realize what you just did?!" Nagisa screamed.

"Don't worry, they'll realize the gravity of the situation in about twelve hours," Bob assured him, "Later on, Korosensei and Aguri will be going on a date, but for now let's do Xx-DarkCrimson-xX's dare. Nagisa, kiss Kayano, Nakamura, and it also says Kanzaki, but she's in the middle of a bath right now, do it when she gets back,"

"We just watched Terasaka get killed by a drug fueled maniac, and you expect us to go back to playing these stupid, perverted games?!" Nagisa ranted, "What the-," Nakamura interrupted his rant with a kiss.

"He'll be back," Nakamura smiled, "Might as well enjoy the good dares while you can right,"

Kayano felt a tinge of jealousy come over her and she went up to Nagisa and did the same.

"Careful now, Kayano. Nagisa's getting excited," Nakamura teased. Nagisa looked down, blushed, and immediately hid 'excitement'.

"Nagisa, there's no point in hiding that," Bob warned, "Because The Wizard of Runes wants you too to kiss. He also says that you two are just 'adorbs together', but first…," Bob teleports everyone to a nice co-ed natural hot spring. Everyone was still nude and some of the more perverted individuals, like Okajima, were transported just outside the fence.

Kayano went in for another kiss while Nagisa was still embarrassed as all hell, he seemed to forget the fact that almost every other dude was sporting an erection, but what can you do?

"Now Nagisa has to break kiss Irina's record with Kayano," Bob declared.

"Isn't that just the same dare twice," Nagisa protested.

"But your like, so adorbs," Bob smiled.

Nagisa couldn't cup his privates forever, he needed both hands for the kiss to work properly. It isn't just about how you move your tongue, it's also about the way you touch the target's body, how the target feels. Mood can play a large part in racking up hits.

He placed his hands around Kayano's waist and shoulders. He tried to look as cool as possible while he went in, but he was still beet red and he was also keeping his distance to keep his member from touching her thighs.

"Don't be a chickenshit Nagisa!" Karma yelled, "Remember, she wants the D!" He'd usually try to help more subtly but meth has ruined all chances of that at the moment.

"Shut up!" Nagisa yelled. Kayano pulled him closer to her and Nagisa just went with it. After an amazing nude kiss, Nagisa managed to get thirty-five hits!

"Thirty-Five," Irina remarked, "Impressive, for an amueter,"

"What's your high score?" Nakamura inquired.

"520, but you don't kiss on the lips to get that score," Irina answered.

Nagisa and Kayano looked at each other blankly, knowing exactly what she was implying.

"You two can do that on your own time, after dinner," Bob said, "No need to watch the act of cunniligus take place right now,"

"You never got to 320 with me," Karasuma said to Irina.

"My targets weren't always men," Irina replied.

"Nagisa, will you ever admit you are the best assassin in the class?" Bob asked.

"Well, so far, me and Karma are tied as far as confirmed kills go…,"

"So no," Bob interrupted, "Alright then everyone gets swimsuits! Yada can take off the rope! But you are all now kindergarteners!"

"Wait, wha-," Everyone, with the exception of Aguri and Korosensei, was transformed into little kids. The mental regression that came along with it impacted them to where they acted cute. Bob gave Karma a video camera and told him to film a bunch of Nagisa x Kayano clips of the two being cute together. Suddenly, a little Itona riding in an adult sized mech suit came bursting through the fence.

"Bob told me to beat up Korosensei," Itona said in an adorable deadpan expression.

While Korosensei thought it was adorable that a little Itona had built a mech suit with buttons that looked like kindergarten toys and a See n' Say on the chest, Korosensei was not one to lose. He pushed the mech over and Itona began to cry.

"Aww, it's okay," Aguri comforted in a cutesy voice, "Korosensei is a big ol' meanie,"

"What was I supposed to do!?"

"Hey, before you go on that date Korosensei," Bob started, "How many times have you spied on females in baths while using your abilities and what student would you ship yourself with? No one is not an answer,"

"Way to spoil a date night," Aguri remarked, "I mean, everything else does as well, but still,"

Korosensei turned back into his octopus form and began to answer his questions, "One, more than I can count on my hands," He said this while holding up his four tentacle feelers, "And two… Oh God this is awful… Yada… and only because she has big boobs… Can we go now?"

"Yeah, bye," Bob teleported the two to a fancy restaurant.

After a fun filled day of elementary school adventures and McDonald's for dinner (Much to everyone's enjoyment), everyone was brought back to their original age. Nagisa and Kayano were in his room. They were both sitting on the bed, awkwardly wait for the other to make their move.

"As...520 hits," Kayano said.

"Yep… gotta beat it," Nagisa said.

Just then Karma barged in with a video camera, still tapping footage like he was earlier when they were kids.

"C'mon Nagisa," Karma cheered, "You got this in the bag. Time to lose that V-card!"

"Get out! You're annoying when you're high!" Nagisa yelled.

"Fine, I got my girl anyway," Karma said while tossing the camera to the side. Then he walked out the door.

"Look, Nagisa… you don't have to if…,"

"Bob said we go to Super Hell if we don't get this done by midnight," Nagisa sighed, "I can't have us both going there because of performance anxiety. But… what if I'm not as good as in your dreams?"

"The Nagisa in my dreams was nice, but he didn't score any hits," Kayano winked, "We're not going to be great at this, but it'll be fun. Especially for me,"

Nagisa chuckled. "I guess you got that right,"

"Oh hey Nagisa," Bob said as he was running down the halls with Kanzaki, "You still gotta kiss Kanzaki!"

Bob stopped at Nagisa's door and opened it a crack. Bob and Kanzaki heard a lot of moaning and decided that it was best to ask him to do it later.

Hey everyone! Ted here! Hopefully the wait wasn't too long for any of you guys. Life gets in the way. Aguri and Korosensei's date will be at the beginning of next chapter.

Thanks for reading.