Welcome to Chapter three of this story! Now beware for the randomness!
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Chapter Three: Tossed Around
Seireitei was home to many strange things. Seriously, Mayuri once walked around with four arms and six legs due to the result of a failed experiment and Kyoraku was so drunk once that he went around wearing a thong and confessing his love to random men.
But seeing Hanataro, with cat ears and a tail, being chased by a growling Konmamura who was running on all fours and trying to take a bite out of Hanataro truly took the cake of being the weirdest site of the year.
Of course it wasn't weird to Hanataro, it was bloody terrifying.
He turned a corner and ran down it only to see a deadend approaching but he knew he couldn't stop since Konmamura was right behind him so he jumped over the wall and kept running. That, however, didn't stop Konmamura as he ran through the wall, drool falling from his fangs and a bloodthirsty howl escape his mouth that made Hanataro run even faster.
Hanataro could feel the ground shake as the captain got closer and felt the air around his tail become warm by the breath of Konmamura. 'Oh god, I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead!'
However someone decided to throw him a bone... literally!
Faintly hearing someone yell, "FETCH!" He saw something white fly through the air and caught the huge captain's attention as he ran after it. Hanataro then turned to his savior and saw Lieutenant Iba running to him but stopped as he got a closer look at his appearance.
"Yamada-san? Why are you-" He was cut off by a crack from the bone as Konmamura snapped it half, making Hanataro pale. "Never mind! Lets get out of here before my captain finishes that bone."
The two ran away from the scene and after a while Iba said, "Sorry about this Yamada-san." A swift chop to the neck and Hanataro saw darkness a second later.
Iba threw the Nekoboy over his shoulder and quickly ran into a nearby restroom kicking several men out once he was inside.
SMA HQ
A splash of water woke Hanataro up and he jumped ten feet into the air and, thanks to his now sharp nails, latch onto the ceiling. Looking down, he saw Iba holding an empty bucket.
"Sorry about that Yamada-san but you wouldn't wake up." The Nekoboy jumped down and landed gracefully on his feet. "And I'm sorry about the knocking you out thing. I had to make sure that the SMA HQ remains a secret to any nonmembers."
Hanataro blinked and looked at his surroundings. "Uh L-lieutenant Iba? T-this is a r-restroom." True to his word, the two were currently in a restroom that had a table and some chairs around it
"No its the SMA HQ."
"...A-alright then." Hanataro said, wondering when the last time the man had a physiological test. Iba fixed his sunglasses and decided to get to the point. "So Yamada-san could you tell me why you look like that?"
He then explained everything that had happened to him from the beginning and Iba face turned into a frown. "I see, at first I thought that was just a really good costume," he tried to fiddle with one of Hanataro's ear but quickly drew his hand back as Hanataro snapped the air where his hand was. The boy blushed and quickly said sorry.
"But now I see the bigger picture here, the SWA wishes to gain the upper hand on us men and we must do everything we can to stop them." Hanataro let out a sigh of relief, thinking that the lieutenant was going to protect him from the crazy women.
"I'm sorry once again, Yamada-san, but I have to chop off your ears and tail."
Oh how wrong was he!
"What!" Hanataro exclaimed backing away from the man as he drew his knife. "I-isn't th-that g-g-going to h-hurt me? I t-thought you w-were going to pr-protect me?!"
"Sorry Yamada-san but the future of the SMA must be protected as well and as a fellow man, I'm sure you understand." He got closer to the Nekoboy, his knife gripped in his hand. "Don't worry this will only hurt for a few minutes and no doubt you will lose your hearing when I cut off those ears but I must do it for the sake of the SMA!"
He jumped and slash at Hanataro's ears but thanks to his catlike reflexes, he ducked under the blade and Iba cut the water pipe. Suddenly a jet of water burst out and hit the lieutenant right in the face and sent him flying into a wall.
Seeing as his only chance to escape Hanataro ran for the exit, receiving a cut on the cheek when Iba threw his knife at him, and ran like hell as the crazy lieutenant summoned a Hell butterfly telling his members what to do if they see Hanataro before running after the Nekoboy.
Hanataro ran on all fours this time for more speed and it appeared to be working as Iba was still a good distance away even with the use of Shunpo and, turning a corner, he ran into someone.
"I'm s-so so-sorry!" He said quickly getting up but then froze in fear as he heard a familiar voice say. "Its okay my little pet." Eyes shaking in fear, he looked up and saw Nanao who glasses were giving off an evil glint.
Before he could escape, her arms wrapped around him and pulled him into a hug. "I knew I would find you first Hanataro. Now lets go back to my division where we could-"
"Hold it right there Nanao!" She was cut off as Iba appeared in front of them, his knife in his hand. "As a man, Hanataro is officially part of the SMA, not your weak excuse for a club!"
She narrowed her eyes at the man and pulled Hanataro behind her while still keeping a tight grip on the boy to keep him from escaping. "First off, my club is far more successful than yours Iba-san and second Captain Mayuri gave us Hanataro as a exchange so really he belongs to us."
"Still he is a male shinigami so he belongs with his own people!" Nanao's glasses gave off a dangerous glint but Iba stood his ground...
Then he fell to the ground unconscious thanks to a heavy book that Nanao threw so fast at him that neither male was able to see it move through the air.
"Now that problem is taken care of, lets go to my division." She said with a smile, holding Hanataro in a hug and walking away.
SWA Meeting room
Isane began to wake up as the effects of the sedate wore off and sluggishly opened her eyes, only to close them shut from the bright light. She then attempted to get up only for a hand on her shoulder to keep her down and she faintly heard someone saying something.
"Umm could you repeat that? I didn't get that." Suddenly she smelt something that made her nose crinkle, recognizing it as smelling salts and slowly opened her eyes again.
The first two sights that greeted her was the Kuchiki siblings, one looking at her with concern and the other with his usual emotionless look.
Rukia gave the salts to a servant and said to her. "Isane are you alright?" The tall woman nodded her head and asked, "Water please." A cup found itself in her hands and she drank it all in one gulp.
Taking the cup away, Byakuya told her. "Isane-san I'll tolerate you all using my house as the SWA HQ but I will not stand for you using it as sleeping quarters."
"Sleeping quarters?" She repeated him as she tried to remember what happened before she was knocked out and her eyes widen when she did. "Hanataro is in trouble!"
"What!?" Rukia asked/yelled at her exclamation of her friend. She and Hanataro had lunch together every now and then, which always had heavenly food, and even helped her and her brother with there new hairstyles.
Isane explained everything she could and ran to the exit with the two nobles following her. Running beside her, Byakuya said. "I don't think the SWA would do anything to harm Hanataro." While not knowing the boy as much as his sister did, he did see Hanataro as a friend especially after he helped with his new hairstyle...
That and he tried his cooking before and it was much better than anything his cooks can make. Not that he'll admit that aloud.
"No but they will try something else, the look in there eyes made me positive of that." Isane ran ahead of them. "You two look for him, I need to find my captain!" The trio split off in different directions to search for the Nekoboy.
Eighth Division
Kyoraku thought he saw all the most terrifying things life has to offer in his time as a shinigami. He seen old friends die at the hands of hollows and shinigami alike, family die of old age or sickness, and even stumble upon Yamamoto in his birthday suit once!
But no what he was witnessing was far more terrifying.
"Come on Hanataro just smile for the camera!" Nanao said with tissue up her nose and a camera in her hands while Hanataro, who was wearing a maid's dress and his face a color red that could make a tomato jealous. He gave a nervous smile and a flash later, he was hiding his face behind his hands.
While this was certainly strange, it wasn't the thing that scared him. No it was two things that was scaring him into a heart attack.
One was that the office was completely turned into a mess with the desk, chairs, and everything else piled into one corner and paperwork was scattered on the floor. Something that his beautiful lieutenant would never do!
Two was that fact that he thought Hanataro actually looked good in that maid's dress. His cat ears were pressed against his head in embarrassment and his tail was hiding itself from view. He mentally reminded himself to drink into a coma to forget that thought.
Hanataro peeked out from the cracks of his hands and asked. "N-nanao c-c-can I p-please g-go?" The glasses wearing woman felt more blood rush to her nose but thankfully the tissue kept it in. Once she forced Hanataro into that dress, she was shocked that he looked good in the dress, better than her in fact.
"Just a few more costumes then I'm done." She went to a closest and opened it revealing several more women clothing and, to Hanataro's horror, she pulled out a pink nurse's outfit similar to the one's the Female Fourth Division members wear at the hospital. She turned to him with an evil smile that made Kyoraku give a quick moment of prayer to the poor catboy. "Now lets try this one."
As she got closer Hanataro walked backwards until his back hit the wall and just as he submitted himself to his embarrassing fate, someone yelled. "How dare you use him for such perverted things!"
Everyone in the room looked at the window to see Soifon entering the room. "I never took you as a pervert like your captain Nanao-san." She appeared in front of Hanataro and got into a fighting stance.
"I am not a pervert, I just like certain things." Nanao said as she dropped the nurse outfit and drew her blade from her sleeves. "Now please move Captain Soifon or else."
The smaller woman stood her ground so Nanao attack with speeds that caught even Soifon offguard as she quickly blocked Nanao's blade with her own. She then kicked the glasses wearing woman in the stomach that sent her flying back and jumped after her. Nanao, however, quickly recovered and threw several books at the Captain who turned in midair to avoid them.(Of course, they kept flying and knock Kyoraku unconscious when he reacted a second too late.)
However, while they were fighting, Hanataro found his clothes and ran out of the division and changing in an alley. 'That's better.' He peeked out of the alley and, seeing no one there, he made his way back home as quickly and quietly as possible.
After a couple minutes of avoiding well everyone, he thought. 'Just a few more miles away and I'm back home.' However he was quickly hit with a binding Kido and fell backward toward the ground until someone caught him.
"I have you now," Shaking in fear he looked up to see the evil grinning face of the fifth division lieutenant. "my little boyfriend."
Poor poor Hanataro. From a shinigami that people barely knew to being the center of attention, both good and bad, and getting into crazy situations. Until next time!