Written by sabreenyweeny. Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy but Goddamn, I wish I did.

A loud grunt echoed through the empty walls. Pants and beads of sweat emitted through Kadaj as he overtook Reno. Reno smiled in tainted pleasure.

"Hit it harder, Kadaj!" Reno yelled, exasperated.

"I'm hitting it as hard as I can, babe!"

"It isn't hard enough! I'm barely feeling anything down there!"

Another grunt echoed as Kadaj gave in everything he had. Reno threw his head back in corrupted euphoria.

"That was a joke!" Reno laughed.

"What?!"

"I'm barely aching down there, baby! You need to put more…you know…umph in it!"

"I put umph in it, and a lot of it!"

"C'mon babe, one more time from the top and maybe you'll get me to squirm!" Reno said with his infamously smug smirk.

After a string of grunts and groans, Kadaj asked, "Is this hard enough for you, Reno?"

Reno sighed with pleasure. "You could hit it just a tad harder. I'm nearly hurting in my nether region! I bet Vincent can make me groan more than you can!"

"Your nether region is too hard to satisfy!" Kadaj said. He groaned in pain as sweat dripped off of his pale forehead and dampened his silver hair while he gave it that extra "umph". Reno gave the slightest groans of pleasure.

"This is good, babe. This game is very good."

"Am I hitting it hard enough for you?"

"Yeah, I'm actually working my nether region, too. Keep working at it, love, 'cause it feels great!" Reno said between gasps of ecstasy.

"Give me more!"

"Holy shit, you're hard to go against. I think I might explode."

"This feels great, Reno!"

"F-fuck!" And with that, one earth-shattering groan broke through the empty room.

The couple's sharp inhalations danced with each other's while they sat, drowning in their sweat.

Just then, a man walked in.

"Hey guys. I just wanted to tell you guys that your time is up. Some people rented this place out for 1:30," the man said.

The two nodded in agreement and gathered their racquetball equipment. As they walked through the glass door of the racquetball court, Reno gestured to his impressive calves and said, "My nether regions have never looked so great. However, how the hell did I lose to you?!"

"Never yell 'nether region' again or associate that phrase with your calves when we come back here. People are going to think we're having sex in the court," Kadaj said, disregarding Reno's last statement.

"Hey, that actually isn't all that bad of an idea!"