RandomnessTV

by QuazDren

When I get bored, this is what happens. Out of my random thoughts, RandomnessTV was created. Full of TV shows that all usually fail (especially Cooking with Lionblaze and Jayfeather), RandomnessTV was made for laughing. Filmed by the crazy camera-cat Josh, and sometimes his slightly sane daughter Luna, these shows will always epically fail.

3. Newton's Law Doesn't Matter

WOO-HOO! I'M READY FOR SOME RANDOMNESS!

Kool-Aid and Catnip: Episode 1: Newton's Law is Unnecessary

The cat that we all know and love, Josh, turned on the camera and started the show. The very first scene of the very first episode of that show, however, was not a pretty sight. An eleven-year-old (who is 5'2, by the way,) was arguing with someone who was only a few inches taller than her. The words she said have been censored, mainly because all those Germans and Egyptians watching this program would find those words nasty. She yelled, "THE SHOW IS ON! SHUDDAP, LEO!" Leo turned around to look at the camera, and said, "Welcome to Kool-Aid and Catnip, the crazy show with a stupid name." The girl, whose name was Quaz, said, "Well, I gotta introduce my cousin, right?" She turned to the backstage, and yelled, "CHRISTOPHER JARAMILLO, GET YOUR STINKIN' SELF OUT HERE!" A thirteen-year-old with messy hair stuck his head out from backstage, and yelled, "I'LL BE OUT WHEN I WANT TO, KAITLYN!" and went back backstage. Quaz, aka Kaitlyn, turned back to the camera, and said, "He's just a bit cranky from Kool-Aid side effects. Roll the video, Leo!" Leo pressed a button on one of the chairs, and the screen switched to a video shot with a phone.

In the video, Quaz yelled, "Hey! Christopher! Have some Kool-Aid!" and long story short, poor 'ol Christopher Jaramillo fell off a cliff, yelling, "NEWTON'S LAW DOESN'T MATTER!" Fortunately, he fell into a waterfall (How do you fall into a waterfall? Never mind…), and since Christopher is a son of Poseidon, he (unfortunately,) survived. While all this was going on, Josh and Hawkfrost were laughing and eating popcorn, and Luna face-palmed many times.

Luna, after the video ended, turned to the camera, and said, "This was a terrible show that was delayed for a day. Why are you even watching this? Go outside and kick a moss-ball, or something." And pressed the off switch on the camera.