A/N: Here is the third edition to this collection. Enjoy! Also, summer is coming up so updates will be faster!

Disclaimer: Isn't it obvious, I don't own Naruto!

Warning: this is focused on the OCs of Kanna and Malem, look to my profile for info about them.

Number three: You can learn things in school after all

It was a normal day at the normal high school. The high school that was completely normal with no ninjas. Boring, I know.

It was the middle of class when one of the two new girls stood up for no reason and announced,

"I'm bored". Then the other new girl too stood up.

"Me too"

". . . Hey Malem-chan, LETS GO BUG ROY!" (1)

"YEAH!!"

The class just stared at the strange girls who had interrupted class, and who was this Roy person.

The two girls locked arms and. . . disappeared into thin air! The class was in utter shock. I mean, wouldn't you be if all of a sudden two of your classmates disappeared right in front of your eyes?

A minute later, they reappeared with slightly singed hair and clothes. The first one, Kanna, looked at them and said,

"Flame alchemist, bad mood, NOT A GOOD COMBINATION MAN!!" the last part they both said.

Malem turned to Kanna as asked,

"Hey, can we go back? There's something I wanna say". Kanna nodded and they vanished yet again, reappearing a few seconds later, laughing very hard.

"oh man, I love doing that" Malem said.

"Gets him every time" Kanna replied.

"Oh yeah"

"it's just so much fun to burst into his office and yell 'ROY MUSTANG LOOKS DEAD SEXY IN A MINI SKIRT!!'"

I actually came up with this scenario a LONG time ago and have been looking for an opportunity to use it, and I found one.
(1) Yes, this is in fact Roy Mustang from the series Full Metal Alchemist, which I don't own either.



I hope you liked this one, it's really random tho. Anyway, Ja ne! (OMG, that rhymed!)