WARNING!!! SUDDENLY TURNS INTO CRACK IN THE MIDDLE!!!

Rukia stared blankly at the towering stacks of her worst possible enemy. She only had three days...to finish all of this?! Today was still the weekend, but the next two days were school days. And school days meant less time to work on the Disciplinary Committee's papers. Rukia pointed her deadly glare at her armband that was scarlet with gold lettering. The lettering read, "Disciplinary Committee's Vice President #1".

'I know I should probably do as much as I can today,' Rukia thought, 'but I don't want to!!!'

For every single sheet of paper, she would have to read over what it says and sign it if she felt that it was fit for her and Hibari's approval. However, you see, the writing on the papers was very detailed and complicated. On ALL of the papers.

With a miserable sigh, she set herself to work, not really having any choice. Unless she wanted to be bitten to death, of course.

*13 hours later*

Rukia groaned, "I need food," crawling over to her fridge with fatigue. Somehow, she had managed to finish almost all of her paperwork. The moon guardian flung open the door of the fridge with difficulty. Inside the refrigerator sat numerous kinds of desserts and sweets. The desperate, starving girl lifted a plate with strawberry cheesecake off and out of the fridge.

"Omnomnomnom," was the only sound that could be heard from Room 173 of Ikebukuro Hotel for 10 long minutes.

Looking out at the darkening sky outside, Rukia blinked.

"Maybe I should join a chatroom," Rukia mumbled to herself, bringing out her platinum laptop. "Hm...what should I put as my username...? If I put Ruki, people will easily recognize me. Rai sounds fine..."

– Rai has signed on.

Rai: Hello~.

Tanaka Tarou: Ah, hello. Nice to meet you.

Rai: You too.

Kanra: HI~!!! Are you new?

Rai: Ah...yes.

Setton: Nice to meet you.

Kanra: Mou~! Why is everyone being so formal?

Rai: -shrug- Isn't that proper?

Tanaka Tarou: That's right, Kanra-san.

Kanra: Anyway, have you heard of the headless rider, Rai-san?

Rai: ?

Setton: You haven't?

Rai: No...

Tanaka Tarou: Don't worry. I didn't know about it either when I moved here.

Kanra: He/She/It comes out at night, riding a motorbike. They wear a helmet too, so people don't know if they're really headless or not. Scary, scary~!

Tanaka Tarou: I think they are.

Setton: Me, too.

Rai: Ah... that's interesting.

Tanaka Tarou: Eh?

Tanaka Tarou: Most people would have a different reaction, like being frightened.

Setton: That's right!

Rai: Well...I've seen a couple of weird things too back where I come from.

Kanra: REALLY~?! Like what, what?

Rai: Hitman baby.

Tanaka Tarou/Setton/Kanra: EHHHHH~?! lll°Д°/

Setton: Are you serious?

Kanra: Waaa~! That's not cute at all, that's scary.

Tanaka Tarou: Does such a thing really exist?

Rai: ...Yeah.

Setton/Tanaka Tarou: Wow~...

Rai: He's dangerous. If you ever see a baby dressed in mafiaso clothing and his pet chameleon, run away.

Kanra: Ewww~ I don't like chameleons.

Setton: I haven't...really seen one before.

Tanaka Tarou: Me neither...

Rai: There's a guy that has dynamites at my old school too.

Tanaka Tarou: DYNAMITES?!?! °Δ°

Rai: I don't know WHERE he keeps them, but he has a whole load on 'im.

Setton: He sounds dangerous...

Rai: Actually, it's pretty fun to make fun of him.—ω—

Kanra: Ehhhh~? You really do make fun of such a scary person?

Rai: ...Pretty much, yeah.

Setton: Ah! Excuse me, I have to go now.

– Setton has signed off.

Kanra: Aw...they left.

Rai: Sorry, I have to go too.

Tanaka Tarou: Me, too. School's tomorrow.

– Rai has signed off.

– Tanaka Tarou has signed off.

Kanra: Mouuu~! Everyone left except for me. -sigh- Oh well~.

– Kanra has signed off.

Rukia shut her laptop closed with a tired sigh.'They were all nice, although Kanra was a bit weird...It's kind of suspicious.'

"Well! Time to go to bed!" Rukia exclaimed before flopping onto her bed covered with midnight blue sheets.

-Next Day-

Rukia slumped in her desk in exhaustion. She hadn't payed attention to the teacher at all, but now it was free period.

"N-Nakano-san, are you okay?" Mikado questioned. He walked over to Rukia's desk, followed by Anri and Kida. They were slightly taken aback at Rukia's appearance.

"Oi, oi...what's up with those horrendous eye bags? That's not attractive at all, you know," Kida got up close to Rukia's face, examining it.

"Did...Did you not get much sleep last night, Nakano-san?" Anri inquired in her soft voice.

"I'm fine," Rukia droned in a lifeless voice.

"You're not!" Mikado protested. "What were you doing that prevented you from sleeping?"

"I did paperwork which took 13 hours, forcing me to stay up. And then I went online to chat, too," Rukia muttered. "I'm starting to think it wasn't really a good idea..."

"Of course not!" Kida stroke a very noticeable, ridiculous pose. "Not only women need beauty sleep, you know!"

Mikado ignored Kida, "Paperwork? What would you need to do paperwork for?"Anri silently nodded in agreement.

Kida stared in shock at the three who continued their conversation, ignoring all of his inputs, astonished.

"OI!!!" Kida waved his arms frantically, attempting to grab their attention. "I'm here, too! OI!!!" He tried to squeeze into the triangle that the three students unknowingly formed. "Let me in the conversation, too!"

"Er..." As hilarious as it was, Rukia pointed at Kida in order to draw Mikado and Anri's attention to him.

"It's okay, don't pay attention to him. He'll get over it," Mikado stated nonchalantly.

Kida's jaw dropped, aghast.

"MIKADO, NO! HOW COULD YOU?!!? HOW COULD YOU BE SO CRUEL?!!" Kida sobbed just as one would after watching a tearful drama. "HOW?!" Kida raised his arms to the sky, seemingly looking to the gods for an answer. "I-I'LL KILL MYSELF! YEAH, THAT'S IT!!!" Kida took a knife out of nowhere, slowly lowering it to his neck.

"Y-You don't think he's actually going to do it, do you?" Anri whispered fearfully.

"I-I CAN'T DO IT!!!" Tears rushed down Kida's face like a huge waterfall. He dropped the knife onto the ground.

Rukia, Anri, and Mikado sweatdropped.

"NAKANO! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!" Kida pointed an offending finger at Rukia.

"...Yu-Gi-Oh?"

Kida stood still in a pondering pose, contemplating over it. "Sure, why not?" He took a random deck out of his pocket.

*3 minutes later*

"NOOOO!!! MY KURIBOH!" Kida bawled, his knees implanted to the ground.

"...I should really catch up with my Yu-Gi-Oh! reading,"Mikado murmured.

...I have no idea why I suddenly decided to turn this chapter into crack. I am SO sorry. =___= The next chapter won't have crack though....I think.

-Ruki~