Me: Ok I'm not doing the Disclamier again. So some one else do it.
Shikamaru: How troublesome.
Itachi: Shut up.
Me: How about someone does the damn Disclamier!
Gaara: Why don't you do it?
Me: Cause I been doing it the last two chapters! So someone do the damn Disclamier!
Alanna: Do you have to been so mean?
Me: Yes!
Lee: Rachel how unyouth-
-alanna and Rachel tackle him
Itachi: While those to beat up lee read the story.
Wolf: But someone has to do the Disclamier.
Chandler: Fine I'll do it!
Carter: But I want to do it!
Silence . . . . . . . . .
Garra: Then do it!
Carter: Do what?
Itachi/Disclamier: I'll do the damn Disclamier! Shrimp of Mass Destruction does not own Naruto.
Me: Aw, your so nice Itachi-kun.
Itachi: Shut up.
-Rachel tackles Itachi
A/N: This story is no ways connect to any other story I have wrote or by these authors: Waffle of Doom, DarkAngel4life, or The Fan Fic Reaper. Ok that it. Now read the story! While I beat up Itachi for being mean to me. YAY!(Yes, I enjoy beating up my Itachi-kun.)
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Alanna, Rachel, and Gaara were currently siting down at the kitchen table talking. Well actually alanna was the one talking. Rachel and Gaara were just listening to her. " So do you have any oranges?" asked Rachel when alanna took a breath. " Rachel." "Yes alanna." " How many times have you been hit on the head?" "Um . . . " Rachel started counted on her fingers "About 20 or 25 times" " I thought so." " So Gaara do you have any oranges?" "Kitchen" he answered. After about fiveminutes of Rachel searching for some oranges she called out "I can't find them. Where are they?" " By the fridge" "Oh found them!" Rachel came over and started to peel it. "Where were you looking at?"asked Alanna. "By the washer." "Why?" "Incase he was washing them!" "Rachel not everybody is insane as you." "What about Carter?" "She still is not as insane as you" Alanna answered. " Yeah" yelled Rachel "I'm the most insane person!!" -CRASH- Rachel had just jump through the window. Gaara was shocked but did not show it. "RACHEL!" yelled Alanna. Gaara looked at her, Alanna silver eyes were flashing dangerously and it looked like flames were jumping off of her. "What?" Rachel pop up in front of the window . "Why did you do that?!" "I was overly happy" she grinned at them. Gaara notice that her canine teeth were bigger then normal but not as big as Alanna's (A/N: I forgot to add that in the first chapter, Alanna has fangs that you see even if she closes her mouth like a vampire ).
The front door open Alanna and Gaara turn around and saw Temari and Kankuro. "What happen her?" asked Temari seeing the window Rachel had jump though. "Sorry but my dear friend here had jump through it." Temari raised a eyebrow but said nothing. Rachel climed back in and decided to sit on the window sill. Temari sat down next to Alanna while Kankuro sat by Gaara. They staring about unimportant stuff. Oddly Rachel just sat there and stare at Kankuro the whole time. "Why the hell are you staring at me!?" "I'm trying to figures out if that is makeup or paint or if you are just gay." Rachel replied. "WHAT!?" "It can't be paint cause it is very toxic and you would be stuck with the same design and that would be boring. And if it was makeup then my theory of you being gay would be true." Rachel thought out loud. "It's paint!"yelled Kankuro standing up. "How I'm I sure you aren't lying so I won't us this as blackmail on you ?" Rachel grinned. "Oh I know" Rachel punched kankuro and then flip him into the window. "RACHEL" alanna yelled again. "What?" "Why do continue to break Gaara-sama's windows?" "Um... I'm was bored." Suddenly they hear a thud they looked over and saw Gaara hitting his head on the table. "Gaara what are you doing?" asked Temari. "I I'm surround by crazy people" he said in a low voice. "I I'm not crazy! My reality is just different from yours!" "How different Rachel?" Alanna asked "Um.. their are talking marshmallows. Oh and they are different colors too. Some are orange or blue or green! Hey there is a green one right now. No wait is that dude with the funny eyebrows!! Run everybody! Run!" Rachel and Alanna jump though the window and landed on Kankuro. "Ow!" "We are sorry...Not!" Alanna yell as they ran away. "Bitches" Kankuro said under his breath.
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Me: How you guys like the story so far?
Carter: I think its very good.
Chandler: That's because you're in it.
Carter: Your point is?
Alanna: Forget them and review please.
Wolf: Why should they review it doesn't matter if they review or don't?
Alanna: Well it lets Rachel know they like it or not.
Me: I don't really care if they like it or not. I don't even know any of them.
Alanna: Rachel that's mean!
Me: I don't care if I'm mean or not!
Chandler: Wait a minute, what happen to everybody else.
Me: . . . . .
Chandler: What did you do?
Me: It was Alanna!
Alanna: I got to go.
Wolf: Um, me too.
Me: I'm going to leave to.
Carter: Well review and stick around for the next chapter.
Chandler: If the author is alive to post it.
Shrimps of Mass Destruction a.k.a RACHEL!! a.k.a Itachi's Wife a.k.a crazy kid in the corner.
P.S. Sorry for not updating it sooner. Oh yeah if you are wonder why Rachel hit Kankuro it is because if it was makeup it would have smear and Rachel's hand would have gotten purple stuff on it. BYE-BYE