Chapter Three- A new home
"Anko!" Shouted Yugao as she slapped her friend upside the head. "What kind of question is that to ask a kid!"
"A good one!" Replied Anko with a smirk as she dodged a punch aimed at her head. "Come on! Even you have to admit she was hot!"
"That's not the point! You shouldn't be asking a child that!"
Naruko and Higure watched as the two ninja's messed around. Both found it funny and began to laugh so hard their faces were slowly turning an interesting shade of blue. Anko and Yugao heard their laughter and silently made their way to the two kids.
"Laughing at us are ya!" shouted Anko as she started tickling Higure, Yugao doing the same to Naruko. "Well who's laughing now!"
The two small girls laughed loudly as they were tickled, both trying to get away from the tickling hands that held their waists. The two anbu soon took pity on the girls and released from the tickle attack.
"Ara Ara, what's this?"
The laughing group turned around to see Bayonetta and the Third looking at them. Their eyes shining with amusement, it wasn't everyday that you see two anbu acting so carefree. Bayonetta was especially happy; it was only her daughter and her most of the year with the few occasional visits from Jeanne, Luka, and Rodin. Higure ran out of Anko's hands and ran to her mother, hugging her around her legs.
"Mummy!" She shouted excitedly. "Guess what Hebi-chan asked!"
Bayonetta looked down at her daughter fondly as she replied. "Oh I don't know, why don't you tell me?"
"She asked if you were 'ingle!"
Anko looked mildly embarrassed when both the Hokage and Bayonetta looked up at her. Yugao, who watched as the scene play out, began to laugh so hard she fell down on her back. Anko growled at her friend before throwing several sebons at her friend…. That hit their target with deadly accuracy.
"Argh!" Exclaimed Yugao as she shot up into the air. "God Damnit! Anko!"
Anko merely laughed at her friend's misfortune, Naruko and Higure joining her. Their laughter soon stopped once they saw Yugao pull out the sebon needles and draw her sword.
"Think that was funny do you?" Screeched Yugao as she charged at the trio. "Who's laughing now!"
Anko, Naruko, and Higure instead of answering ran as fast as they could in different directions. Yugao knowing how slippery Anko and Naruko could be instead went after Higure, sadly Higure ran to someone who wasn't to be trifled with… her mom. As such she immediately stopped herself as she stared down the barrel of one of her (Bayonetta's) guns.
"Um…I'm just gonna go the other way," mumbled Yugao walking away slowly from the barrel. Once she was faraway enough she broke into a sprint. Bayonetta feeling playful began to chase after her, while doing a few warning shots near Yugao's feet. (Face Fact Bayonetta is a scary Bi*** when she wants to be and lets face it even if she didn't kill Yugao she'd scar her for life... and not just in the mental sense.)
Anko and Naruko who were watching from their hiding places burst out laughing at her misfortune. Even the Hokage couldn't help but laugh at his subordinate's bad luck.
"Quit laughing!" Said unlucky person shouted. As she was about to shout something else Higure beat her to it. "Mummy! Big Kitty form!"
All of the Konoha residents looked at her like she was crazy... well the adults thought she was being silly. However before they could question what she was talking about Bayonetta sped up and pounced like a cat, after landing on all four's she jumped up and was surrounded by black chakra. As it dissapated a lean panther with gold armor plating around its shoulders was in her place.
"WHAT THE HELL!" Shouted Yugao as she stared at the panther. "I was just messing around! I wasn't gonna hurt her!"
The panther just grinned and moved, in this form Bayonetta was 10 times faster then she usually was. Which meant Yugao didn't stand a chance as panther-Bayonetta tackled her down to the ground... face first.
"Hehe!" Laughed Higure as she ran to her mother and hugged her around her neck. "That was fun mommy!"
Panther-Bayonetta purred happily and nuzzled her daughter. She proceeded to get off of Yugao and trotted over to Naruko who was giggling as well. She nuzzled her head against Naruko's stomach as well before she was surrounded by black chakra and transformed back into her human form.
"Well that was certainly fun," commented Bayonetta.
"H-How...What... D-did-" Sarutobi couldn't come up with a coherent sentance.
"What? Cat got your tongue?" Asked Bayonetta playfully.
"How did you do that! Kushina was an amazing swordswoman, but she never did that before!"
"She wouldn't," remarked Bayonetta. "But then again she probably didn't want your stupind council trying to "breed" her and her children."
"I-I see..." muttered Hiruzen. "Then does that mean you won't join the village unless I garantee your and you clansmen's safety?"
"We will join, but we won't actually become apart of your village until I deem the girls safe enough or until we recieve word on how many whirlpool refugee's will be joining us."
