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Chapter Three

Sango pushed past Jess into the house where Miroku was still giggling and squealing like a little girl. She rounded the corner of the room into the dining room, where sure enough Miroku was naked. She grabbed his hair and dragged him off the table where Taksuki sat in front of him, punching him in the face and slamming him against the wall, from there, throwing him on the ground stomping on him. Inuyasha, Kagome, and the kids all followed and watched, Jess standing to the side, terrified.

"STOP!" Taksuki shouted from the kitchen table, her hands slammed down on the table. Sango looked over at her, "Who the hell do you think you are?"

Sango was shocked; she looked over at her, "Excuse me? Who do you think YOU are? I just spent the last tree fucking days trying to find this bastard, then when I find him he's screwing around."

"What are you talking about?" she looked up at Sango, " You just run into someone's house and ruin their dining room? Do you even know this man?"

By now Sango become rabid, " This man right here?" Pointing to Miroku, " This dumb ass, horny bastard? This man that I have had eight, fucking, kids with and have been married to for 20, fucking, years? Now, when shit is going down with our ENTIRE family we can't find him anywhere, and when we do, he's fucking whoring around."

Jess blushed at this, when she finally realized who this women was, Miroku's wife. Taksuki, on the other hand, was still extremely pissed, " Well, maybe you shouldn't judge a situation before you, fucking, know what going on!" that's when Sango toke full notice of her surroundings. Taksuki was holding bloody tweezers in her hand, and a small black pile of black string- new and old- and then looked down at Miroku and saw the gash across his torso. It was bleeding again, old stitches torn. He was still giggling and mumbling to himself. She looked up at her then down at him and kicked him, " Haha, stop that! It tickles!" more blood came out of his wound.

" Oh. "

They all sat in the living room , in a loss circle as Jess and her grandfather cleaned and bandaged their wounds. Sango ashamed and kept apologizing

" So, where'd you guys come from?" Grandfather asked. He was tall and lengthy, bald and had a little stubble on his cheeks, and he too wore weird clothes. Everyone quickly glanced at each other, not even sure where they were, much less where they came from, so how were they suppose to answer this? Silence filled the air.

"Err, umm. Oh yeah, what's todays date?" Kagome asked, she saw confusion cross upon the man's face, " Sorry, we've been camping and we lost track of time."

"Oh, no it's fine. It's April 16th."

"And what year?"

"Err, 2011?" He glanced at Jess and saw the confusion on her face too, so it wasn't just him? These people we're so exotic but yet they were so common to Japan. They were obviously Japanese, and obviously into cosplay, but somehow they just seemed to take it too far; if they were really camping and all they brought was their garb? What the hell is wrong with them?

Kagome felt the butterflies in her stomach. They filled her with fear and confusion and some relief, She would be able to see her family again. She felt her face go pale and Inuyasha sensed her change too. " um, do you know of any place we could stay, at least until our friend heals?"

" We have a room for him to stay in, but I don't think we have enough room for all of you." Said the old man, he looked at the two girls next to him, " Isn't there an inn nearby?"

" Yeah, there's one up at Taksuki's house, we could show it to them?" she glanced at Sango, hoping that she'd go with them.

"Does it cost any money?" The small family sitting across from Kagome's large one looked dumbfounded.

"How long did you say you were camping again?"

Kagome was speechless; she didn't know what to say. She was never good at lying, and now that everything seemed to depend on it, she just couldn't do it. Then she heard scrambling behind her and feet hitting the wood floors, "We've lived up in the mountains for the last 30 years, so times have changed since then. Sorry, we're a little slow on transitioning from our old life style to this." Shippo said, sweeping his hand across the room indicating the different electronics and their clothes.

"OH! Yah I get what you mean, me and my wife wanted to do that when we were younger, but we couldn't do it." Said the old man with a look of regret, he seemed like he was in a trance. "So then why are you moving down here? Down from the mountain?"

" Well we wanted our children to experience a different world. " Sango said, trying to contain an obnoxious sound from the huge understatement. "Plus, we haven't been here in centuries and we thought it would be nice to visit family, since we don't have any contact with them up in the mountain's."

The old man gave a little chuckle, " My names Ryoichi, by the way, your Miroku's wife right?"

She glanced over at Miroku still drugged and giggling in the corner, " I love him, but I don't want to admit that we're together…" Ryoichi gave out a loud laugh and looked at him too, he was wiggling his fingers in the air and drool was running down his body.

" I don't blame you right now."

" No, he's a great guy when he's not being stupid- which isn't often- but I love him."

" Do you want to stay here with him?" She looked back at her family at back at him, " your kids can stay too." She starts laughing hysterically, " What? What's so funny?"

After 5 minutes of laughing " Any kids that came out of my womb stand up! " More than half of the party stood up.

Inuyasha chuckling in the corner at their shocked faces '' Yeah, they're like crazy sex monkeys.''

"Inuyasha…" Inuyasha's laughter escaped him and he went pale.

"Yesssss dear?"

She sat glaring at him, " Sit boy." And wood splinters shot up around him. Kagome looked at Ryoichi , " I'll have him fix it later." Haru laugher echoing off the walls.

Ryoichi was speechless and looked at Sango then at the rest of her party, " Or, maybe just you?" He liked her most of all, even thou she did ruin his kitchen, she seemed more mature and resourceful.

She itched the back of her head chuckling regretfully, "Yeah sure, I'll just let Jiro watch over everyone. "

"Wait, wait, what?" Kichi and Ami's voices echoed in union. Sango turned around "What?"

"We're the oldest! Shouldn't we be the ones to take over?" Sango just stared at them

"Are you serious? What just happened? Tell me please." The girls just looked at each other and sank back down to the floor grumbling to each other. "Exactly."

The next week Sango helped Jess and Ryoichi with Miroku, him giggling his ass off, her trying not to beat his ass when he talks to Jess pervertedly. The rest of the family, with Kagome and Inuyasha, working off their stay with chores and work for the Inn.

"Damn, why is it taking so long for him to heal?" Said Inuyasha one day while him and Kagome sat on the roof of the Inn on their break.

"Calm down Inuyasha, I mean come on, his stomach was inches of falling out of his body, I think he would need longer to heal than you would."

" I know, but still, he healed faster than this when we were finding the shards of the Sacred Jewel. I mean come on!" he was laying on the tiles of the roof while Kagome was on the flat surface eating her lunch.

"Well we were all so much younger. I mean he's human, the more you age the harder your body takes things, so just calm it a little bit." She looked down at the lunch box the Inn girl made, everything was familiar, but yet everything seemed to be altered. " Inuyasha? What do you think we should do?"

"What do you mean?"

"Well, we've traveled to the future, and way beyond what time I came from, and we can't stay here for long." She looked up at him, his dog ears hidden with a bandana and his red hakama for jeans and a button up shirt- surprisingly blue looked good on him. Kagome wore the same thing- but for girls- it was the work uniform for the Inn.

"Stop it! Damn, leave me alone, I'm trying to do this shit!" Taiki growled at Hitomi and Haru, They were all mopping the family room on the second floor of the Inn, Haru and Hitomi having a mop fight, splashing dirty water on everything including Taiki.

Snickering and pulling Haru in the corner "Watch this, this is going to be hilarious." Hitomi toke her mop and chucked it like a spear toward Taiki, he whipped around and grabbed the mop before it hit him, the mop head slapping him in the face, a red dye coming off the mop. Hitomi grabbed Haru's mop while he laughed. Taiki whipped his face off with his sleeve and saw Haru laughing and empty handed, and toke the mop just thrown at him and charged at Haru and tackled him hitting him in the face with the mop. Hitomi laughing in the corner "See, told you it would be funny." And walked off to finish the rest of her chores. Eventually she met up with Chika and ate their lunch together outside under a tree, the perfect view to watch her to idiot older brothers to fight.

"See I told you it would work!" Chika said giggling and whipping off rice bits from her face. Hitomi looked down at her work uniform, even thou they were wearing the same thing Chika had found some way to make it look perverted, her boobs showing- not a lot, just on the line of being too much and being fine, she's never crossed the line yet.

"Oh my god, I know! Those retards are so easy to fool." Hitomi replied, trying to hide her snorts and laughs behind her hand. They looked back up at the building, Taiki and Haru were now being yelled at by one of the older Inn girls; pointing at them, then pointing all around her. This made the girls laugh even harder.

Kyo laid in one of the Inn's bed, his world was still black and empty. They had brought him to the town's doctor, Royichi's co-worker, and he had told him that he was blind- weather it be temporary or permanent, they couldn't tell at the moment. All they could do was to just adjust to this new road block and hope it wears off, or to loath in self misery, Kyo decided self misery. He could hear everyone else throughout the house and he felt alone, they all seemed to think he wasn't there, like he didn't exist anymore. He rolled over on his side, still trying to prove the doctors diagnostics wrong, and moved things in front of his face which he still couldn't see.

He was about to give up again when he heard the door open and soft steps came into the room, "Kyo? You awake?" He didn't answer and slowly closed his eyes, "Kyo?" Hitomi walked over to his bed, slowly leaning over his body with a smirk on her face. She started heading for the door and opened it, Kyo opened his eyes again as the door shut. She flung herself on to the bed, him and her bouncing 2 feet off the bed, her giggling with delight.

" Get off of me!" he grumbled at her.

"Why? I mean come on, you're just too cute not to mess with, with that fluffy tail and that cute little face of yours." She pulled on his tail, making him shriek with laugher. "Haha, see, it's better to laugh than to mope around, isn't it?" He just grumbled at her, even thou he was grateful to her for coming to see him when no one else had. "Hey Kitty, we're all going to visit Miroku and Sango later tonight, he might be well enough for us to leave. You should come with."

" I don't wanna."

"Okay, let me rephrase that: You are coming with us." He could feel her devilish smile seeping off of her. " I'll come and get you later, kay, kay." she gets up and walks over to the door, " Bye, bye Kitty."

He throws something hard off his night stand hoping it hits her, "DON'T CALL ME KITTY!"

Later Inuyasha and Kagome round up all Sango's children, including their own. They started on the path toward Ryoichi's home, " Hey! Mom, Dad wait up!" They turn around to see Haru and Taiki running toward them.

"HA, hell no! Go back to the Inn!" Inuyasha shouts at them, they stop dead in their tracks.

In a nasally voice, " Whhyy?"

" You know why! Go clean that shit off the family room before I have to come back there and clean it with your face!" The boys glanced at each other and ran back to the Inn.

When they got to Ryoichi's place Miroku was walking back and forth threw the living room with Sango helping him, he was still half naked and still drooled all over himself, but other than that he was like a fucking Christmas present on Christmas morning', wrapped up and ready to go. Sango smiled up at them when they came in, she was happy to be leaving, her and Jess didn't see eye to eye.

Ryoichi invited them to stay for dinner and they accepted. Him and Jess made a spectacular meal, which still consisted of familiar foods but somehow off. Later Taksuki came over bringing a dish of a casserole, it reminded Kagome of when she was still in her time and an older exchange student came and stayed with them and showed her mother American food and a holiday called Thanksgiving.

"So, where do you plan to go from here?" Ryoichi asked

"We were kind of hoping to get to Tokyo, but we have several delays, so I don't know how well the Tokyo plan is going to work." Kagome says, setting down her rice bowl to talk

"What kind of delays?" Kagome glanced at Inuyasha, trying to decide if she should confine in Ryoichi or not, he gave her a look of approval but also to take it with precaution.

"W-well, we don't really have any... legal papers for any of us." Ryoichi looked confused ," You know since they were born in the mountains the government doesn't know they exist... and we lost ours... soo, we don't know what to do." She looked down at the empty food dishes that lay out in front of her.

"Jess, Taksuki , can you please bring the dishes to the kitchen, and get them ready to wash." The girls stood up and Inuyasha began to get defensive and growled in his throat waiting for the girls to leave and the old geezer to say something. Ryoichi lowered his voice, " Okay, I don't know who you guys are, and I honestly don't want to, but whatever is going on with you and your families I'll help, but I don't want to know any details. I have this friend that does legitimate ID's and birth certificates. If you guys don't mind staying here for another hour or so I can get them to you."

"You're not trying to pull any bull shit are you?" Inuyasha growled at him, " 'Cause I am not going to pull my family into something that'll endanger us. You here? If you are; you're going to regret it." He felt his voice rising and lowered it again.

"Inuyasha, calm down. I'm going to call him right now, I'll even put it on speaker so you know I'm not lying." He looked Sango, Shippo, Kagome, and Inuyasha in the eyes (Miroku was talking to a lamp in the corner of the room.), " Is this okay?"

They all looked at each other silently deciding, " Okay, we'll do it. What do you want in return?" Shippo replied.

" To get out of town." The look on Ryoichi's face told them he was serious. Ryoichi saw that Jess was falling for the drunk ass in the corner of the room and he didn't like it, and he knew Sango saw it to- and from the last week he could tell that if it got to far Sango would take care of it; thou he loved his granddaughter he knew she wasn't a little angle and would pull some bull.

After talking to TJ (the ID forger) everyone helped pick up the dining room, while Jiro babysat Miroku, at the moment he was trying to prevent him from licking an out lit. Finally TJ showed up and he had everything all ready to go, and they thanked him and Ryoichi. "Thank you so much," Sango whispered in Ryoichi's ear when they hugged, "Thank you too." and he smiled at her.

They were walking down concrete road talking and looking at their new ID's when Chizu pulled on Inuyasha's hair from his shoulders , " Uncle Inuwasha? What's going on?" Inuyasha glanced up and saw a large group standing outside of the Inn, Haru and Taiki talking to them from inside the fence, not letting anyone pass them. Inuyasha nudged Kagome and pointed, " what the hell are your kids doing?"

"Sorry, but they take after you. Soooo, you tell me." Kagome replied, she gave out a loud sigh, " I guess we better hurry and figure out what they're up to. " They quickened their pace, the other kids trailing behind them. " What the hell are you guys doing!" Inuyasha yells at Haru and Taiki, they both step forward toward their parents rambling about nothing.

"What did the retards do this time?" Hitomi asks, Kyo by her side holding on tightly to her. The two older boys just glare at her and open her mouth to say something when...

BOOM

The Inn glowed red as the remains crumbled into the dirt, everyone stared open mouthed at the air were the Inn was, Haru turned around.

"Daayuuummmm ! That shit was BEAST!" he jumps up in the air laughing with accomplishment, then holding his hand up, " Give me five! Anybody?" Inuyasha fist came down on Haru's head, knocking him to the ground and out cold.

"Dumb-ass."

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