Dawnleg: Lets get right into this. The first chapter had a lot of mistakes due to autocorrect, such as PK Q's or Black Star. But fear not for we shall sally forth to victory.
PKQ: Hey, shorty,
Ed: *looking constipated* Yes?
PKQ: Your dare was over a long time ago.
Ed: Wait...What?
Dawnleg: You got it, short stuff
Ed: DON'T CALL ME SHORT!
Dawnleg: OK pea weakling.
Ed: *growls*
Dawnleg: *slides out claws*
Ed: Ok I get the message
Dawnleg: *checks email* PKQ. WE HAVE A REVIEW!
PKQ: Who from?
Dawnleg: agarfinkel. YOU ARE THE BEST!
PKQ: First, the truths, Soul
Soul: Ya?
PKQ: Why are you so obsessed with the word cool?
Soul: Like Dawnleg stated last time, I dont know, thats just how i am. That would be like asking you why you are a girl.
Dawnleg: I can actually explain why shes a girl.
PKQ: *duct tapes Dawnlegs mouth*
Liz Thompson: Why?
PKQ: If I dont then she will ramble for hours
Dawnleg: Mmfph!
Translation: HEY!
PKQ: Anywho, our next truth is for Choji.
Choji Akamichi: What? *eats potato chips*
PKQ: How did you end up marrying Karui?
Choji: I dont know, I just kind of….loved her...I cant explain it.
Dawnleg: I CAN! Pher-
PKQ: NO! *tackles Leggy*
PKQ: NEXT QUESTION! Al.
Al: Yes, kind lady?
Dawnleg: *spits out duct tape* OMG YOUR SO KAWAII!
PKQ: Anyway, who do you like more: May Chang or Julia Creighton (from the Sacred Star of Milos movie)?
Al: May, I guess
PKQ: Natsu,
Natsu Dragneel: Yes?
PKQ: Who do you like more, Lucy, Lisanna, or Mira?
Natsu: Lisanna was more of a childhood crush, I never really was into Mira, although she is hot-
Lucy Heartfilia and Lisanna Strauss: *hit Natsu with a frying pan* BAKA!
Nastu: OW! Anyway I was going to say that I love Lucy.
Lucy: Awww…. I love you too.
Dawnleg: Natsu and Lucy sitting in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G. First come sex, then comes marriage, then comes baby in a tragic miscarriage. Then come hate, and blame. Natsu leaves Lucy, and takes the tree, D-I-V-O-R-C-E!
PKQ: *knocks Dawnleg out* Not cool, Leggy, Not cool.
Dawnleg: *comes too* Fuck you PKQ, Anyway onto the dares!
All: *groans*
Dawnleg: Stfu all of you. First one is for Lord Death!
Death: Hey, hey, hey! How you doing!
Dawnleg: Shit. I'm not going to be the one responsible for this.
PKQ: I'll do it then. Reaper chop everyone! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
All: *screaming and running*
Death: REAPER CHOP!
Dawnleg: Souls out.
*Ten Minutes later*
All: Ow.
Death: 0w0
Dawnleg: Fuck you. Next is for Kakashi, Guy,Tsunade, Shizune, Minato, and Kushina. Watch the "Road to Ninja" and your opinions about your RtN counterparts.
Kakashi: way too peppy.
Guy: what happenned to my fabulesness?
Tsunade: I didnt notice much different
Shizune: I agree with Tsunade
Minato: I wish I had lived to see Naruto grow up as i had in this parralel universe
Kushina: Second that. But I think I was bit intense.
Dawnleg: Roy, you're not going to be tortured.
Roy Mustang: Thank god.
Dawnleg: Burn Hughes's family photos
Roy: With pleasure.
Maes Hughes: No! Not my Elicia!
PKQ: Before we go to the next dare, I have a truth for you Leggy
Dawnleg: Yeah?
PKQ: Who do you like?
Dawnleg: *flustered* Nobody! its against the medicine cat code to take a mate!
PKQ: Spit it out!
Dawnleg: NOOOO!
PKQ: I dare you…...Loud enough for everyone to hear.
Dawnleg: *mumbling* Rainstar
PKQ: What?
Dawnleg: I SAID RAINSTAR! There i said it.
Rainstar: You like me?
Dawnleg: Yeah *blushes*
Rainstar: I love you too! I was afraid to tell you!
Dawnleg: Really?
Rainstar: yes.
Dawnleg: *throws self on rainstar* GLOMP!
PKQ: Take that! No SteinxLeggy anymore!
Flamepelt: Phooey.
Featherwind: But their perfect together!
PKQ: *deathstare*
Dawnleg: Next, Natsu,
Natsu: Yes?
Dawnleg: Grey,
Grey Fullbuster: Yes?
Dawnleg: Fight and DONT STOP when Erza tells you to.
Both: shit. *proceed to fight*
Flamepelt: GO GREY!
Juvia Lockster: Love rival *glares at Flamepelt* GREY-SAMA YOU CAN BEAT HIM!
Dawnleg: *whispering to PKQ Featherwind, Rainstar, Lucy, Lisanna*
PKQ Featherwind Rainstar Lucy Lisanna: *form a pyramid* GO NATSU!
Erza Scarlet: STOP FIGHTING!
Grey and Natsu: shit *continue fighting*
Juvia and Flamepelt: We can do better than that! *Juvia holds up Flamepelt* GO GREY-SAMA!
Dawnleg: ….well that craziness has started…...GO NATSU X3
-10 Hours later-
Dawnleg: Well eventually Erza got fed up with them fighting and KO'ed them both from what I understand.
PKQ: Makes sense, I'm just kind surprised this place isnt in peices
Dawnleg: Sebastian made it idiot proof, remeber?
PKQ: Oh yeah….. Well thats all for now! Send in more truths and dares so we can make the next chapter!
A/N: What do you think? Should i make these chapters longer? Review and PM if you want to see, another fandom, your OC, or a truth or dare! If you want your Oc then pm me with your email address and we will share the document with you so you can help tweak it!