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Lil ol Gravity Falls: I'm not even much of a GideonXPacifica shipper, so thank you!
I. Need. Help. I have an urge to look up Pinecest photos, and an annoying voice in my head who I shall now call Luna (Luna Lovegood is an awesome character, alright?) is telling me to ship Pinecest. I know how insulting it is to Alex Hirsch and his twin sister, Ariel. I don't want to insult them since they are the Earth's awesomest people. (In a close tie with my best friend Alex from my school and my neighbor/other best friend, Mina) Is there a cure for this disease called shipping? OH WILL YOU SHUT UP LUNA! Sorry, Luna is giving me a hard time. Anyways, we shall start this Genderbent CandyDip one-shot! I might even make it a full story, cuz me likes it! By the way, Corey is the name of the genderbent Candy and Daniella is the genderbent Dipper. (And Mack is the gender-swapped Mabel) I'm making a gender-swapped version of The Hand that Rocks the Mabel since I loved this idea so much! THANK YOU RANDOM GUEST, I SALUTE YOU!
I really wish this girl would notice me. Her name is Daniella Jade Pines, and she is the prettiest and smartest girl I've ever met. She has beautiful, brown, shoulder length hair, brown eyes that can put any guy under their spell, a blue and white trucker hat with a pine tree that looks even cuter on her head, a blue vest and orange shirt that makes it look like the newest trend (And ONLY when it's on her), a light blue skirt which makes her cute as a button, and Sperrys. Daniella is prettier than a guy like me could imagine. Plus to top it all up, she has the brains that you wouldn't normally find in a 12-year-old girl. She is perfect in every single aspect within her. But she has some problems that make it hard for me to win her over. Daniella has a crush on some guy who works with her at her part time job at the Mystery Shack, the place her great aunt lives and runs. Plus Daniella happens to be the sister of my best friend, Mack. I didn't ask for this... Someone help me now... I know how Dani feels about me. She thinks I am merely just a friend of Mack. If she could see me as a person, I'd be happy. Poor Dani is smart, but too naïve to realize that the guy she works with, Wendell Corduroy, doesn't return her feelings for her. But if she knew, she'd be crying forever. A beautiful and perfect girl like her should be happy that she has everything a girl could possibly want in herself. If she didn't think I was invisible and wasn't so hard to get, I think that one day she'll realize that we were meant to be. Daniella isn't a girl who's all about popularity or shopping, but instead, she cares more about other people. Mack always told me how many favors she did for him. Dani even sacrificed her chances with Wendell just so Mack can keep his pet pig, Waddles! Daniella is not popular and doesn't really act like the average girl does, but she is the girl who comes only once in a lifetime, who is perfect without even trying, unlike most girls I've ever met. Mainly looking at you, Ginny. You're just a wannabe. Oh, everyone who isn't Ginny, just so you know, Ginny is an obnoxious girl who claimed to be physic and got arrested. Ginny has a crush on Mack and once went out with him. (Face it, Ginerva Charlotte Gleeful, there's no way you can compete with Dani.) AND GINNY ALMOST KILLED DANI! So, basically, Dani is perfect, but hard to get. I'll just keep climbing till I reach the top. I won't let Mack or Wendell get in the way. (But I am a little worried how Mack would react.)