Unique walked down the hall with Mykaela, talking about the latest sale at the mall and of course the cute boy who works there.
"So I batted my eyes and did almost everything I could think of, but alas… It didn't work." Unique said, "I guess I'm just too much woman for him." She said before laughing.
Mykaela laughed along and was about to reply before they were stopped by a few of the football players.
"Dweebs!" They shouted before throwing slushies right at the girls.
They let out shrill screams and held their hands out defenselessly, now coated with the sticky purple substance.
*Glee*
Mr. Schuester was right in the middle of giving his latest Glee assignment when the two girls walked into the choir room, their hair and clothes now stained with purple.
"What happened?" Will asked a little concerned.
"Isn't it obvious? They were slushied." Kitty said an amused smile and laugh escaping her mouth. This antic caused her brother to lean over and elbow her in the side.
"Be nice." He mumbled.
"I can see why, you two are easy targets." Kitty said with a shrug before crossing her legs.
"Unique… Easy? Ha Ha, no." Unique snapped her fingers and walked into the middle of the room. "Listen up Honey's, Unique is a strong independent woman and she doesn't need anyone to tell her that." With that she gave a nod towards the band and the music fired up.
Unique: Question, tell me what you think about me?
I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings
Only ring your cell-why when I'm feelin' lonely
When it's all over please get up and leave
Unique pointed to Tina and Brittany who stood and made their way over to her.
Tina: Question, tell me how you feel about this?
Try to control me boy you get dismissed
Pay my own fun, oh and I pay my own bills
Always 50/50 in relationships
Brittany: The shoes on my feet, I've bought it
The clothes I'm wearing, I've bought it
The rock I'm rockin', I've bought it
'Cause I depend on me
Tina: If I wanted the watch you're wearin', I'll buy it
The house I live in, I've bought it
Unique: The car I'm driving, I've bought it
I depend on me, I depend on me
All Three: All the women who are independent
Throw your hands up at me
All the honey's who makin' money
Throw your hands up at me
All the mommas who profit dollas
Throw your hands up at me
All the ladies who truly feel me
Throw your hands up at me
Brittany: Child of Destiny
Tina: Independent beauty
Unique: No one else can scare me
All: All the women who are independent
Throw your hands up at me
All the honey's who makin' money
Throw your hands up at me
All the mommas who profit dollas
Throw your hands up at me
All the ladies who truly feel me
Throw your hands up at me
Unique: Independent Women!
The room filled with applause, causing Will to take the floor again.
"You know, I learned a lesson from that performance, Thank you Wade." Will said, getting a nod from Unique. "Some of us have been in this club for about four years now and we've never had a Beyonce week. Here's your assignment." He said with a smile.
*Glee*
"I need you to break them… one by one… Till they're so depressed they can't even open their mouths to belt a note." Sue said, turning in her chair to face Kitty and Becky. "What have you accomplished so far?"
"Lady Anderson, Sarah, is first on my hit list. Break her, I can break Blaine. She told me she has a crush on one of the members in the club, so I'm snatching him away from her." Kitty said proudly.
"Good. You know Kitty, you remind a little of Quinn Fabray…who reminds me of Me." Sue said, "Now get out of my office and get back to work."
"Right away Coach." Kitty said before turning and walking out the door.
Kitty began her trek down the hall, stopping at the end just as she saw Ryder walking out of his science class talking with Jake. "Perfect." She said with her cat like smile.
"Hey Boys!" Kitty called, running up to them. "Do you have your Glee performance ready yet?"
"Nah… It's a chick week… It's kind of hard to come up with a good song to do." Ryder said with a shrug as Jake nodded in agreement.
"Why don't you ask my brother for help Jake?" Kitty said, winking at him. "I know how you two like to spend some one on one time in the auditorium."
"I uh… I have to go." Jake said turning and walking away.
Ryder watched him go then turned to face Kitty again, who was now smiling from ear to ear. "I'm guessing you have yours ready?"
"Oh yeah." Kitty replied cryptically.
*Glee*
Kitty: Why don't you love me?
Tell me, baby, why don't you love me
When I make me so damn easy to love?
And why don't you need me?
Tell me, baby, why don't you need me
When I make me so damn easy to need?
Kitty danced around the room, earning some smile's and claps from some of the kids, but a glare from Sarah.
Sarah crossed her arms and watched as Kitty practically sexed Ryder with her eyes.
Kitty: I got beauty, I got class
I got style, and I got ss
And you don't even care to care
Looka here
I even put money in the bank account
Don't have to ask no one to help me out
You don't even notice that
Why don't you love me?
Tell me, baby, why don't you love me
When I make me so damn easy to love?
Why don't you need me?
Tell me, baby, why don't you need me
When I make me so damn easy to need?
There's nothing not to love about me
No, no, there's nothing not to love about me
I'm lovely
Kitty stopped her song with a pose and winked to Ryder who clapped along with the others.
She glanced at Sarah, who was looking in another direction of the room.
Brittany leaned over to Mykaela after Kitty's solo. "Psst."
Mykaela glanced over at Brittany and looked around to make sure it was her attention that she wanted. "Yeah?"
"You should join the Cheerio's… Then you wouldn't get slushied." Brittany suggested.
"Me? A cheerio? I don't think so…" Mykaela said, turning red a little.
"Come over to my house after school, I'll teach you a few things to help you get ready for a try out." Brittany said. "We can also work on a Beyonce number together."
"Ok… sure." Mykaela said with a smile and a nod, earning a smile back from Brittany.
*Glee*
Jake sat quietly in the choir room, during and after Kitty's song. He glanced around the room, stopping on Zack every now and then. So they were friends… big deal? That's obviously why they spent time hanging out in the auditorium, that and working on Glee assignments. Nothing more….. or was there?
Jake shook his head a little to clear his thoughts. "No Puckerman… you can't have thoughts like that… It wasn't you… was it?" He thought to himself. "You can't have a crush on a dude…."
He was pulled out of his thoughts by a voice. "Jake?"
He looked over to see Sam and Blaine staring at him.
"Yeah?" Jake asked, shaking himself out of his thoughts entirely.
"We have an idea for the theme; want to do it with us?" Blaine asked.
"Sure." Jake replied. "I'll meet you guys after school and you can fill me in."
The boys nodded and turned back in their seats, just as the bell rang.
*Glee*
"If I were a boy?" Jake said out loud reading the song title off the sheet music, "But we are boys."
"Which is what adds to the performance." Sam said with a grin.
"Seriously?" Jake said, deadpanning.
"Just give it a try." Blaine said, beginning to hit a few keys on the piano.
Blaine: If I were a boy even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning
And throw on what I wanted
And go
Jake looked at Sam and then Blaine before sighing and singing.
Jake: Drink beer with the guys
And chase after girls
I'd kick it with who I wanted
And I'd never get confronted for it
'Cause they stick up for me
Sam: If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man
All: I'd listen to her
'Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
'Cause he's taking you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed
Sam: It's a little too late for you to come back
Jake: Say it's just a mistake
Think I'd forgive you like that
Blaine: If you thought I would wait for you
You thought wrong
All: But you're just a boy
"See! Not bad!" Sam said, smacking Jake on the back. "Nice job little Puckerman."
Jake rolled his eyes and tried to keep his grin hidden.
*Glee*
"Hey Sarah!" Zack called, as he approached her at her locker.
"What?" Sarah asked dryly, still upset about the Kitty ordeal.
"Is something wrong?" Zack asked.
"Why don't you ask Kitty?" Sarah said, turning to face him.
"I don't understand…" Zack said.
"You wouldn't, she's your sister, you would uphold her no matter what." Sarah said, shutting her locker and walking away, leaving Zack alone and confused.
*Glee*
"Kitty what did you do to Sarah?" Zack asked his Sister once the twins had gotten home.
"Me? Nothing. I think she's jealous because Ryder and I have a developing relationship." Kitty said with a shrug.
Zack nodded a little and shrugged. "She seems to hate me too, I've never even done anything to her."
"Just ignore it, her little crush will pass I'm sure." Kitty said, turning away from her brother so he wouldn't see her victorious smile.
*Glee*
"Hey Sarah!" Zack said, approaching her at her locker again the next day. "Kitty told me about the Ryder thing… I'm sorry that it's not going the way you wanted."
"The way I wanted? I told her I had a crush on him then she starts pursuing him." Sarah said, getting furious.
"What? That's not what she-" Zack started.
"Of course it's not…. Kitty is too innocent for that." Sarah said.
Gears in his mind started to turn a bit as he was putting together Kitty's scheme in his mind.
"I have an idea that will throw Kitty off her game a bit…." Zack said, shutting Sarah's locker and pulling her down the hall with him.
*Glee*
Sarah: Say my name, say my name
Zack: If no one is around you
Say baby I love you
If you ain't runnin' game
Sarah: Say my name, say my name
Zack: You actin' kinda shady
Ain't callin' me baby
Why the sudden change
Sarah: Any other day
I would call and you would say
Baby how's your day
But today, it ain't the same
Every other word
Is "uh-huh" yeah "ok"
Could it be that you
Are at the crib with another lady
Zack: If you took it there
First of all, let me say
I am not the one
To sit around, and be played
So prove yourself to me
I am the guy that you claim
Why don't you say the thangs
That you said to me yesterday
Zack: I know you say that I am assuming things
Sarah: Something's going down that's the way it seems
Zack: Shouldn't be the reason why you're acting strange
Sarah: If nobody's holding you back from me
Zack: Cause I know how you usually do
Sarah: When you say everything to me times two
Zack: Why can't you just tell the truth
Sarah: If somebody's there then tell me who
Both: Say my name, say my name
If no one is around you
Say baby I love you
If you ain't runnin' game
Say my name, say my name
You actin' kinda shady
Ain't callin' me baby
Why the sudden change
Say my name, say my name
If no one is around you
Say baby I love you
If you ain't runnin' game
Say my name, say my name
You actin' kinda shady
Ain't callin' me baby
Why the sudden change
Sarah and Zack finished their song and high fived, earning a glare from Kitty.
Sarah's grin widened once she saw Ryder staring at her. She sent him a quick wink before taking her seat again.
*Glee*
After school, Mykaela sat in Brittany's bedroom looking around; her eyes stopped on Lord Tubbington, Brittany's extremely over weight cat.
"Just ignore him, we're fighting right now." Brittany said as she walked back into her room from the connected bathroom. "He knows what he did." She said staring at him as she sat down.
"So you wanted to convince me to join the Cheerios… why?" Mykaela asked.
"Because it would make you way cooler and we could always use another Cheerio at McKinley… and because you're really pretty. You'd make a great Cheerio." Brittany said.
Mykaela couldn't stop herself from blushing. She looked down at her feet. "This isn't some kind of joke is it, because if it is then it's really mean."
"I'm not smart enough to joke." Brittany said honestly. "Do you wanna makeout?"
Mykaela looked up at Brittany and found herself nodding.
*Glee*
Sarah: Every night I rush to my bed
With hopes that maybe I'll get a chance to see you
Ryder: When I close my eyes
I'm going out of my head
Unique: Lost in a fairytale
Can you hold my hands and be my guide
Clouds filled with stars cover your skies
Tina: And I hope it rains
You're the perfect lullaby
What kind of dream is this?
The kids began to dance across the stage of the auditorium.
New Directions: You could be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Either way I, don't want to wake up from you
Sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Somebody pinch me, your loves too good to be true
Zack: My guilty pleasure I ain't going no where
Baby long as you're here
I'll be floating on air cause you're my
Zack flashed a quick smile at Jake, who was looking his way.
Kitty: You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Either way I, don't want to wake up from you
Kitty shot Sarah a glare as she danced with Ryder.
Mykaela: Tattoo your name across my heart
So it will remain
Mykaela was watching Brittany from across the auditorium.
Blaine: Not even death can make us part (No Ceilings)
What kind of dream is this?
New Directions: You could be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Either way I, don't want to wake up from you
Sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Somebody pinch me, your loves too good to be true
Sam and Brittany: My guilty pleasure I ain't going no where
Baby long as you're here
I'll be floating on air cause you're my
New Directions: You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Either way I, don't want to wake up from you