Okay, this is totally the VERY last one!!! It's not funny anymore, is it? Please forgive me!!!! I'm not worthy enough for you to read this!!!

FLASHBACK

A man with spectacles looked over his desk at a small pixie, which sat down on a paperweight, seeing as how she was small enough. He asked, "So, your name is…?"

"Um…Tinkerbell, sir." she shifted her feet around nervously, unaccustomed to speaking in public (especially in front of cameras!).

The man glanced at his two colleagues at either side. The woman to his left, not recognizing the fairie, spoke next. "What are your talents?"

"Oh, I might not look like it, but I'm pretty good at making people fly." She shot some pixie dust at the man with spectacles, who promptly floated into the air. "I can also be a model, like a magazine cover model."

"So, why do want to be in 'Ocarina of Time'?" asked the man on the far right.

Tinkerbell smiled timidly, while still retaining the sassiness that was ever present. "Well, I've already been in several versions of the movie Peter Pan, and since no magazine has noticed me, starring in a game could really help forward my career further than it has already gone."

The man with spectacles whispered with his colleagues. Then, he looked at Tinkerbell. "Well, you're the only one who showed up, so…"

"Um…excuse me?" said a voice that sounding high-pitched and perpetually annoying. "Are the auditions over?" Everyone turned towards a small ball of light, bigger than Tinkerbell, and with two pairs of wings fluttering like she had a sugar high. "I'd like to audition."

"What are your talents?" asked the woman.

"Well, I'm not much for posing on magazine covers, but I can an annoying and unnecessary guide." To prove her point, she flew around the bespectacled man in aggravating circles and annoyingly yelled, "HEY, LISTEN!!! ARE YOU LISTENING???!!!"

The man with spectacles stood up. "You're hired! Ms..…?

"NAVI!!!" yelled the tiny fairie.

Tinkerbell was astounded. "But, all she did was flying around your head in aggravating circles and annoyingly yell!!!"

The man on the right smiled. "In 'Ocarina of Time', all she'll be doing is flying around your head in aggravating circles and annoyingly yell."

"You have a bright future ahead of you, Ms. Navi."

END FLASHBACK

I'm serious!!! This is the last one!!!

I'm Azure's Jester!!!