Chapter 3

I don't own SSB, the day I do is when... no time in 10000 years this will happen

Warning: Some cussing, nothing perverted (in first part)

PitFTW's POV

"Another day of Ask Jiggly, time to go," was my morning thought everyday now. I walked to the studio to find Marcella and Aethen fighting, as in a real to-the-death fighting with MetaKnight, Samus, Link, Ganondorf, and… ZELDA?! Why was she fighting her own son? Aethen had a couple burns and Marcella with a couple scrapes. I was about to intervene when I received a message from Tabuukilla that MH was killing authors. Aethen and Marcella were knocked back. They looked into each other's eyes and acknowledged each other as they held each other's hands. They glowed yellow and Tri-forces and Zero Lasers shot out, killing their five opponents. The two were killed as well. I went to help, put a sword being unsheathed and a bow being fired caught my attention. I turned around to see my dark version and Fallen pit standing there, before deflecting and arrow and parrying an attack

"What?! How'd you get out?" I asked pointing at my dark version.

"Fallen Pit let me out," she replied

"And MH split me and regular Pit so I could kill you!" Fallen Pit spat out.

"*beep*"

A fight rang out, but it was hard to even keep it fair. My dark version knew all my attacks, and countered all of them while Fallen Pit shot arrows.

"Oh come on!" I yelled. I needed some help.

I seemed as the sky answered, as the roof flew away and a giant airship was floating there. A figure dive-bombed and scooped me up. It was Pit!

"Go to the bridge! golfer's waiting there. Tabuukilla, or Squall, is taking care of those two down there."

I looked down to see Squall finish off Fallen Pit with an Assault Rifle and finish off my dark side with a volcano (see profile for finisher). He blasted the ground and flew up.

"What's up?" he asked.

TK's (me) POV.

"Hey! You alright?" TLink asked.

"I'm good."

"Where to next?"

"Tell golfer to go back to our first spot we hid at."

"Sure."

Back at the forest place, I told them what we were going to do.

"I've got a little plan to prep them for a little surprise…" I said.

"What are we going to do?" golfer asked.

"Air strike."

We took off in the airship, and put it on auto-pilot and auto-fire.

"Now we get some real fun!" PitFTW said over the radio.

"Let's go." I announced.

Part 2

Aerial Assault

7 planes flew in the sky, equipped with a lot of weapons.

"INCOMING PLANES!" a ROB said in a watch tower before being blown to oblivion with lasers.

"Woot!" YLink yelled

"Oh sh*beep*!" I said.

"What?" everyone said.

" 10000 f*beep*ing fighters!"

"WERE GONNA F*beep*ING DIE!" Lucas yelled.

"I've got an idea, Tlink, Ylink, put your triforces together!" PitFTW suggested.

When the two triforces merged, a yellow glow took over everyone. Confidence, courage, and bravery overtook the 7 pilots.

"IT WORKED!" we all yelled.

"No time to celebrate though. We've got planes to kill."

Odds: 10000 to 7.

So a dogfight took place.

"MISSLES INCOMING! THEY'RE HEADING STRAIGHT FOR YOU SQUALL!!!" everyone was saying.

"Let's give 'em a taste of their own medicine," I said, smirking, as I flew straight in to the cloud of fighters. A massive explosion occurred.

"WHOOOHHOOO!" I yelled.

We had won with a few more weapons, lasers, bullets, and explosives. We flew back to our hide out.

Part 3

"A recent attack on Smashville is currently under investigation. A suspect, no suspects include Squall, who isn't an author, and never will be, PitFTW, and golfer. Anyone who knows where they is asked to phone MH," the announcer on the TV said.

"*beep*! Stupid *beep*ing authors!" MH yelled.

"Can…I…Kill…Them…?" Fallen Pit said as crawled into the studio barely alive, being healed.

"You'll stand no chance," MH pointed out.

"Then we'll go, Squall's always hated us simply because his friends beat him at Brawl when he's using his best characters. (This is true, however, I also hate them for my friends that say weird stuff (and perverted *writes their names on the to-kill list*) stuff about them I almost puke)" said Zelda, Peach, Samus, and Olimar (I hate those Pikman when he throws them when you're recovering sometimes *reason I hate Olimar*).

"Go then." MH said.

Hideout___________________________________________________

"Ahhh, that was fun," golfer said.

"Yeah," I muttered. "What was that? Something's in the trees…"

We turned around to find Fallen Pit, Samus, Zelda, Peach, and Olimar ready to fight.

"Nothing like a late night round of killing, eh?" I asked.

"Yup," golfer and PitFTW replied.

And so a fierce battle ensured. Olimar died from suffocating after golfer hit a homerun with his pikman right into his helmet, cracking it.

"Stupid…lasers…and…magic," I muttered with hatred taking a few burns and scrapes.

"HYAH!!" the four smashers yelled unleashing a team attack, knocking us back, they were going to finish us.

"Huh?" I thought. There was a tiny glint in the background. It looked like the Master Sword! I used my powers to pull it toward me. I caught it and looked at it. Instead of a Tri-Force on it, the symbol of an angel with a tri-force was in the hilt, with an author symbol on it. It glowed of white energy.

"What's that?" golfer asked weakly.

"I don't know." All of a sudden, the angel symbol glowed blue and the tri-force gold. Two spinning hammers came out, and then two Master Swords, T and Y Link's came out of nowhere, and melted into the sword, granting the sword the power to vanquish evil.

"The sword, it looks so familiar…" PitFTW said.

"Let's see if it works," I mumbled. "HYAH!!!!"

I leaped forward as the triforce on it shined and stunned the evil smashers. The angel icon glowed brighter and unleashed a holy spell that damaged the smashers again. I leaped for the final blow, as the sword glowed in white fury. I hit the ground, and spun, and managed to slice all the smashers and send them flying.

"Wow…" I thought. To wield such power is dangerous. But I knew I'd keep on the right track or the sword would lose its power, by being controlled by one with no light inside him. I put the sword away, and hoped I wouldn't have had to use it ever again. It somehow healed the others, and we thought of a plan to help the others.

Sword's name to yet be revealed.

Next Chapter is Pikana's chapter.

For each author one smasher will be saved.

Might take a while for next update, I'm starting to have a lot of homework. *takes out nuclear missle* unless of course, I use this!

And smashers don't die as they get revived somehow, but theres only one way to truly kill them with a sword *SPOILER ALERT*

AND PLEASE VOTE FOR NAME OF THE SWORD I WILL NOT REALLY HAVE A TON TO DO UNLESS I KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS WANT IT TO BE CALLED I NEED AT LEAST 6 VOTES