Ch 3 Naruto's nightmare a ramen shortage?!?
disclaimer: i do not own Naruto or the characters from the series but i do own all the randomness that comes out of my head!
a/n: heres chapter 3 i was in a rush to get my back work in cause its the end if the 1st quarter of the school year (and thanks Rose Tiger i will keep writing, so help me and tell others about it and again ty!) and in this story Naruto can talk with the fox, hope no ones against that... also this chapter starts at night. and im sorry i forgot that the plot was supost to start here but it didnt.......so.....and the actual chapter title reference is at the end of the chapter
ch 3 Naruto's nightmare, a ramen shortage?!?
"gwaaaaaa!"
'thud'
"DAMN IT IF THEY CAN REATTACH LIMBS FILL IN HOLES IN YOUR CHEST AND…and… other things WHY can't they fix my leg!!" Naruto groaned aloud still stuck in his apartment
"because bone repells chakra" Sakura said from the window
"oh!, hi Sakura-chan, when did you get here?"
"just now"
"wait a minute, if bone repells chakra then how did that guy that bushy-brow and Garra fought when Sauske was kidnapped use bones?"
"his kekki-genkai changed his bones to be affected by his chakra"
"oh"
"anyway i came to tell you that your cast is scheduled to come off tomorrow which is amazing, but its cause of that...that..."
"i know......"
"so... you should be back on duty by next week"
"all right Sakura thanks..."
"um... yea see ya!"
'damn it fox! why can't you do something awesome to fix my leg faster'
'your little girlfriend there just told you and besides all you got is a day left SO DEAL WITH IT! YOU NITWIT!!'
"gee, someones awefully plesent today"
'i heard that!'
'wtf! can i have no peace, he hears everything i hear, hears everything i think and say'
'Thats right, bwahahahahahahaha im gonna drive you crazy im like that orange thing in that comic you read' (hes talking about poppa rocks in bo-bobo bo bobo-bo) 'yes but your not a underwear theif'
'...'
'wait? are you?!'
'...zzzzz...'
'GOD DAMN IT! HE FRICKING FELL ASLEEP!'
--a great deal later at the Hyuuga mansion--
'oh crap' thought Neji 'there's Hinata-sama's alarm clock she's gonna wake soon' "and here it comes" he muttered to himself and so still thinking he was bound leaned to the side real fast...and the chair fell over
"oof" he was still stuck to the chair but at least the chair was mobile and then another object flew out of Hinata's window and bounced up over the chair and landed nicely on Neji's head
'grrrrrrrrrrrrr! damn it someone better come and help me soon or else im gonna... oh, wait a minute why is Hinata-sama's alarm going off so early, it isn't even daybreak yet and she dosent have a mission today.'
--in Hinata's room--
'(yawn) i knew i set that too early...' thought Hinata still sleepy 'oh well back to sleep...' (just think how mad Neji would be if he found out)
--elsewhere--
'whew, i gotta learn to leave the bar earlier' thought Kakashi to himself now regretting ever haveing gone "why...Why...WHY!!, did i let Guy talk me into a eating contest"
"because you were drunk! and you listen to almost everything i say when you are drunk" said Guy out of nowhere
"HOLY CRAP A TALKING CHAIR!!AHHHHHHHHHHHH" Kakashi screamed and ran off
"and aparently still are... i better go help him so he dosen't run into something again"
'THUD'
"too late..." Guy said as he walked over and helped his very drunk rival home
--the morning (Naruto's house)--
"ahhh, all showered and dressed so that means its time to eat! YES!!" said Naruto slowly getting louder until he yelled the last word. "ok! what kind of ramen for today??...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! IT CAN'T BE IM...IM...IM OUT OF RAMEN!!" as he closed the door to the cupboard he saw the note he had written to himself the day before
'--need more ramen, go to store and buy more--'
"oh yea i forgot heheh"
--the store--
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Naruto screamed in a very girly voice "there out of ramen too! (sob) (sob) I've been to almost every store in the village!" "hey Naruto what's u...there out of ramen here tooo!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Chouji said then fainted
"damn it you two will you stop over reacting its just food..." Ino said
"ITS NOT JUST FOOD ITS OUR LIVES!!" Naruto and Chouji both screamed
"sigh...ok, now get a grip! Ichiraku ramen just opened so you can eat there..." a voice said unexpectedly
"Shikamaru when did you get here?" Ino asked "right in time to get yelled at by these two?"
"no i was already down the isle when Chouji fainted ....yawn..."
"oh... hey where did thoes two get to?"
" *sigh* they already left for Ichiraku we might as well catch up with them...."
-------at Ichiraku----
"whats that in the distance Ayume?" the shop owner asked as he saw something in the distance
"i think its Naruto and Chouji you better get some noodles ready"
Naruto and Chouji were acting overly dramatic there was a Cheesy sun set like with Lee and Guy, Chouji was about to pass out from lack of food and Naruto was dragging him saying
"Chouji, don't leave me...were almost there."
"Naruto i don't think im gonna make it....."
"were almost there just 4..3...2....1 step away" finished Naruto pretending to almost not make it and pass out with Chouji
"will you two grow up, kami i feel like Shikamaru" complained Ino
"yes, but i dont get bitchey once a month or in your case twice a day" this got Ino mad and she stormed away but not before pounding Shikamaru over the head
"thanks, Shikamaru" Naruto said before turning "all right old man the usual for me"
"and i'll get the same"
"i'll have 1 bowl of beef...."
"all right coming up"
"so Shikamaru, you know the current events do you know what hapened to all the instant ramen?"
"its not just the ramen its all the instant foods, aparently some really paranoid lord in the land of waves thinks that someone is trying to assassinate him so he came here and bought all the instant food to take into hiding with him so no one could poison him"
"oh, i guess that kinda makes sense"
"here you go" Ayume set down the bowls
"oh, i heard about that earlyer today, but don't worry since the food here is hand made you don't have to worry"
"whew i was getting worried" Naruto said with a mouth full of ramen, then all of a sudden it hit him so hard that if it were solid he would be missing a chunk of his head "WAIT A MINUTE!!!!" he yelled spraying ramen everywere "if all the instant ramen is gone what am i going to eat?"
"you could try eating real food" Shikamaru said
"ramen is as real as food gets!" Naruto almost yelled with a mouth full of ramen
"don't worry, Naruto i have some extra instant food at my house you can have and believe me its the good stuff" Chouji said to Naruto as he patted him on the back
"really"
"yeah!"
"all right" Naruto said inhaling the last 4 bowls he had so fast is even impressed Chouji
"lets go!!" Chouji said as he and Naruto disapeared in a cloud of dust
"they really need girlfriends if they act like that about food" said Ayume
"yea really"
A/N ALL RIGHT I SURRENDER, TAKE THE BACO oh, wait wrong dialog card *card ruffeling* here it is! I kinda forgot to add the plot beginning in this chapter, but at least you got a extra fun chapter! whoo hoo im soo happy (my fav author awesomoisawesome read what i got so far and he liked it) so im gonna finish the next chapter faster engage .1% addition to writing speed woo hoo so um....im runnung out of dialog so um...
next chapter! Run, Hide, Sakura's Insanity!!!
IMFON:oh and i need some more reviews cause i only have 4 reviews and even if i count awesomo's as 2 i still only have enough for 5 chapters so review or else!!
my friend who walks in and steals the keyboard: youll add another cause your a bum and you dont have anything better to do..
IMFON: yes i do
my friend: ok what?
IMFON: UM......give me a minute...................
my friend: youll have to look at the begining of the next chapter to find out the outcome of this argument
IMFON: wait, wait i have one
my friend: too late......
IMFON: damn.....