Ok, so, I'm back and here's the next part for those of you who enjoy this! As usual, I do not own Homestuck or any of its characters. Nor do I own the video on youtube that is being referenced in # 13, or Axis Powers Hetalia.

20 ways to annoy Sollux Captor:

1. Constantly remind Sollux that all his matesprits end up dead.
"So how are Aradia and Feferi lately? Oh, that's right. They're DEAD!"
"2hut. up."

2. Since Sollux has vii2iion twofold and regular people with glasses are called "Four eyes," does that make Sollux "Eight eyes?"
"HEY EIGHT EYES"
"where the fuck diid you get that from?"
"TWO TIMES FOUR EQUALS EIGHT"
"never call me eiight eye2"
"WHY, EIGHT EYES?"

3. Slip the mind honey into his food. Video tape it.
"Heh heh. Perfect blackmail."

4. Show it to him and tape his reaction.
"what. the. fuck."

5. Put both tapes on youtube.
"what. the. hell. diid. you. do. that. for?"

6. When he hacks into the system to get them down, put them back up on every site possible. Get others to put it up, too.
"WHAT THE FUCKIING 2HIIT?"

7. Laugh as he tries to get rid of them all.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

8. Ask him if his 3D colored eyes let him see eveything in 3D.
"what kiind of dumba22 que2tiion ii2 that?"

9. When he answers, act like you ask him.
"Huh? Were you talking to me?"
"of cour2e ii wa2. who el2e would ii be talkiing two?"
"Well, definitly not me, I didn't say anything."
"ye2 you diid"
"No, I didn't."

10. Always buzz like a bee around him.
"Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz."
"what the hell are you doiing?"
"Impersonating you. Buzz buzz buzz buzz."

11. When talking to him, make bee puns. Lots and lots of bee puns.
"Wow, you sure are busy as a bee."
"Are you a worker bee because of your low blood?"
"How's the queen bee doing?"
"2hut up!"

12. Tell him that Feferi's goggles make him look fat.
"Sollux, those goggles make you look fat."
"no they dont"
"Not Only That, But They Are Very Tacky And Clash Completely With Your Outfit."
"2hut up"

13. Never let him forget what happened when he had some of Gamzee's cupcakes.
"Sollux! Sollux! Karkat stole my hands!"
"wiill you ju2t let that go already?"
"Sollux, you have to use your super eyebrow attack on him!"
"apparently not"

14. Ask him what his favorite kind of honey is.
"there2 only one kiind of honey"
"No, there isn't."
"ye2 there ii2"

15. Whenever he swears, threaten not to give him a cookie.
"fuck"
"No cookie for you!"
"ii can have a cookiie iif ii want!"
"Not if you don't know where they are."
"fiine"

16. Don't give him a cookie, anyways.
"where2 my cookiie?"
"What cookie?"
"the cookiie you 2aiid youd giive me iif ii diidnt 2wear"
"I never said that."
"ye2 you diid"

17. Send him to speech therapy (with Doc Scratch).
"Now, say it like a gentle man: 'I went to the store to buy some tuna salad for the guests that are arriving at seven."
"ii went two the 2tore two buy 2ome tuna for the gue2t2 that are arriiviing at 2even"
"No, try it again."

18. Send him to spend a day with South Korea if that fails.
"I like to touch thtuff! Do you like to touck thtuff? I exthpethially like to touch-"
"-"

19. Take away his hacking priveledges.
"why ii2nt my computer workiing?"
"I unplugged some things."
"what thiing2?"
"Important things."

20. Make his computer background an EriSol picture and set it so that he can't change it.(Though, he'll probably figure it out, eventually.)
"crap! ii hope eriidan doe2nt 2ee thii2"
"oh sol, i didnt knoww you wwanted to fill a pail"
"-"

I feel like this one wasn't that good. Thanks for all the favorites and positive comments! Next will be Terezi, but I'm kinda stuck. If you lend me some ideas I will gladly give you credit for them.