A/N: Wow! Again, I am blown away by the massive response! Unfortunately, I think this is going to be the last chapter. I'm leaving it as a threeshot before it gets boring and repetetive. Anyways, I hope you enjoy this one :)
Artie Abrams is AMAZED by his girlfriend's skills in the kitchen :D
—Finn Hudson: Wait, Brittany can cook?
—Mercedes Jones: I thought she got confused with recipes.
—Brittany Pierce: I do. I don't get why I have to use a tablespoon for lemon juice; I thought it was for tables.
—Artie Abrams: To be honest, Britt, I don't get that either. So you're not alone on that one.
—Brittany Pierce: Yay!
—Mercedes Jones: Still not answering the question of how Brittany can cook…
—Brittany Pierce: I just don't use recipes. I make it up as I go.
—Artie Abrams: It's actually weirdly entertaining to watch her bake. She just kinda waltzes around the kitchen throwing things into the bowl and mixing while she does it. No measuring cups or anything. And before you know it, she gives you a plate of homemade cookies that taste like Betty Crocker herself baked them.
—Brittany Pierce: I call them brookies.
—Finn Hudson: Huh?
—Brittany Pierce: Brittany cookies are brookies :D
—Mercedes Jones: Yeah, you're definitely Luna.
—Brittany Pierce: I don't want to be a bat :(
—Mercedes Jones: Where the hell did you get that from?
—Brittany Pierce: Artie and I read a story about a bat who lost her mom and got raised by birds…
—Artie Abrams: Britt, that's Stellaluna. You're Luna Lovegood, and she's not a bat.
—Brittany Pierce: Oh, good :)
—Artie Abrams: :)
—Brittany Pierce: Wanna come over later? I cut my nails :D
—Mercedes Jones: Oh dear god.
—Noah Puckerman: GET SOME.
— (Noah Puckerman and Artie Abrams like this.)
Quinn Fabray just got back from Cheerios practice. Sue Sylvester is definitely Umbridge.
—Mercedes Jones: Heheh. I just pictured Ms Sylvester with a big pink bow and fluffy kittens instead of trophies.
—Kurt Hummel: I'm never taking her seriously again :D
Mike Chang If I'm Remus Lupin, then I'm the Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher, which makes me totally badass :D
— (Tina Cohen-Chang likes this.)
—Kurt Hummel: Thank you, Captain Obvious. Though, I'm a little worried that you're going to try to defeat the Dark Lord with the powers of dance.
—Mike Chang: Well, he was a dancer in AVPM, so, yeah, it's worth a shot.
—Kurt Hummel: *facepalm*
Blaine Morgan and Mike Chang are now friends.
—Blaine Morgan: What kind of person would Harry be if he wasn't Facebook friends with his Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher? :)
—Mike Chang: A very good question indeed.
—Brittany Pierce: Wait, wizards have Facebook now?
Finn Hudson thinks we should get Mr. Schue to switch the name of the club to Dumbledore's Army!
—Kurt Hummel: Finn, we're a SHOW CHOIR. Not an army.
—Finn Hudson: Okay, but you gotta admit, New Directions is kind of a shitty name.
—Kurt Hummel: Fair point. Regardless, we are not renaming the club Dumbledore's Army.
—Finn Hudson: Pretty please?
—Kurt Hummel: No.
—Finn Hudson: I have puppy dog eyes, and I know how to use them.
—Kurt Hummel: Ohhhh no you don't. You can't pull that on me; I practically INVENTED the puppy dog eyes.
Tina Cohen-Chang – Artie Abrams: Hey, Seamus :)
—Artie Abrams: Wait, what? I thought we agreed that I was James Potter!
—Tina Cohen-Chang: I don't care, I'm just trying to push your buttons :)
—Artie Abrams: Seriously? You're bringing up more breakup fighting NOW? On FACEBOOK?
—Tina Cohen-Chang: If you're gonna say something, say it loud :D
—Artie Abrams: God, you're immature. You should've been Lavender Brown.
—Brittany Pierce: Tina, be nice to my boyfriend, or I'll unleash the Nargles.
Noah Puckerman – Rachel Berry: So…I just figured out that you being Hermione and St. James being Snape completely proves my theory that those two totally had it going on :D
—Finn Hudson: AGH! DISLIKE! DISLIKE!
—Rachel Berry: I am DISGUSTED that you even HAD that theory, Noah! Not only would a romantic relationship between Hermione and Professor Snape break several laws that I'm sure both Professor Dumbledore and the Ministry had laid down, but it would also violate Hermione's steely moral code! And besides that, Hermione (along with everyone in Gryffindor House) HATED Snape until after his death when they finally discovered he was working for Dumbledore! Where on earth would you GET that theory?
—Kurt Hummel: Oh, please. Puckerman just wants to see all the HP characters in an orgy.
—Noah Puckerman: Dude, that is NOT true. McGonagall can keep her clothes ON, thanks.
—Kurt Hummel: …Ew.
—Mike Chang: What's been imagined cannot be unimagined. Thanks a lot, Puck.
—Noah Puckerman: That was totally Hummel's fault!
—Mercedes Jones: Be nice to your sister! *smacks*
—Noah Puckerman: You know, that works a lot better when you're actually in the same room as me.
—Mercedes Jones: I know. That's why I'm looking forward to first period Spanish tomorrow.
—Noah Puckerman: Ah, shit.
—Kurt Hummel: Puckerman! Respect your mother!
—Blaine Morgan: You people are weird. I like you :D
Finn Hudson – Rachel Berry: Hey so…can we try to get Mr. Schue to rename the club The Chudley Cannons?
—Rachel Berry: While I appreciate your input, Finn, the Chudley Cannons are one of the most mocked teams in professional Quidditch, and as such, it would be bad luck to name the Glee club after them.
—Finn Hudson: Oh. Right. Well, how about the Falmouth Falcons? They sound fierce :D
—Rachel Berry: They do indeed. However, we're not from Falmouth, we're from Lima.
—Finn Hudson: Are you gonna shoot down all my ideas? :(
—Rachel Berry: No, I was going to suggest that we get Mr. Schue to change the name to the Lima Longhorns :)
—Finn Hudson: …Isn't that a cow?
—Rachel Berry: Yes, but it's also a species of dragon.
—Blaine Morgan: Finn's got a point, Rachel. You use that name and everyone's going to think you're from Texas. What about the Allen Ashwinders?
—Kurt Hummel: You're all idiots. We need a name that actually says something related to music while being intimidating. How about the McKinley Murroughs?
—Noah Puckerman: Dude, NO ONE is gonna know what that is. Just go with the McKinley Marauders and be done with it.
— (Kurt Hummel, Finn Hudson, and 14 others like this.)
—Kurt Hummel: I never thought I'd say this, Puck, but here goes. You're a genius.
— (Noah Puckerman likes this.)
—Rachel Berry: I'll begin writing our petition tonight, so that we can present it to Mr. Schue by the end of tomorrow :)
A/N: Thanks for reading, and leave a review! I hope you'll check out some of my other fics as well, especially my Expect the Unexpected series and pastlife!stories :)