Hello all. I can promise, sadly, that this isn't going to happen often but the combination of my procrastination, inspiration after months of frustration over writing in general, and all your lovely reviews has led to this update occurring sooner then expected.

Before the chapter begins I would like to offer something rather brilliant and to make this even more interesting. Who so ever guesses the correct end pairings for this story first will be given the chance to have me write a one shot that will be between 15000 and 30000 words about any fanfiction topic you would like, with some restrictions - this story is my first try at homosexual pairings so having me write my first sex scene or a more in-depth relationship in that manner will be rather difficult and probably terribly written, it will have to be on a story, world, movie etc. that I know enough about to write something good, but anyways the main details will be given to the actual winner-

That said I will give you all a clue per chapter till we reach the first chapter that reveals, in a solid manner, one of the final pairings – meanings it is bluntly stated like Harry telling Draco he loves him and Draco not running in fear or laughing his head off at that absurd notion.

Your first clue: There are going to be five pairings you need to guess. (oh by the way the clues might not be that helpful...they're true though!)

Chapter 3

Rashid nodded slowly to Lady Une. "Of course I will make sure the boys don't take anything dangerous with them to their relatives homes."

"Dangerous includes all their guns, knives, and the explosives in Duo's hair."

"I am well aware of that ma'am."

"Very good."

The two figures continued to the dormitories of a certain group of boys. "Their family's should be here in two hours. We have that amount of time to make sure they don't have anything dangerous or incriminating on themselves." Sighed Lady Une before pushing the door open. The boys were all quietly siting in the lounge area of the dorm they had been stuck in since being found shrunk in Paris. The bags for three of them lay innocently to the side of the room.

"Alright you three we're strip searching now." Smiled Lady Une as Rashid placed a firm hand on Duo's shoulder.

"The explosives are not allowed Master Duo."

Wide violet eyes shifted to puppy mode as the four year old gundam pilot answered. "I plead the fifth."

"No."

"Do you ever feel like you're talking to a puppy dog?" Countered Harry curiously.

Hermione ignored Harry's remarks as she tried to pull Luna off her car. "Luna stop humping the car! It will not make me want to take you with us."

"Uuuhhhggg... Heeeerrrmiooonnneeee..." Luna gasped as she shifted more on top of the beat up car. "You know you want meeee!"

Hermione felt her eye twitch as she tried to ignore Luna's less then appropriate noises.

"It does sound kinky." Remarked Harry, reminding Hermione that she had not one pain but two to take care of. "You know its the quiet library types that like the BSMD right Mione?"

"It's BDSM."

Both pains in her ass responded with a loud, drawn out. "Oooohhh."

"I am not like that!"

Harry smiled and winked as he answered with, "Sure you aren't love, sure you aren't."

"yes we'll keep it quiet for you dear." Smiled Luna as she continued to lay, hugging the old car.

Hermione ignored the itch to grab her wand. "There is only room for Harry, his midgets- Merlin forbid where he's getting those-, and my brother Luna. There are only five seats." Pointing at Luna then Harry she ordered. "Off. In. Now."

"Oh I didn't know you wanted it that way Hermione." Leered Harry, swaying his hips suggestively as he got into the front seat. The bushy haired woman firmly ignored the action as she got in herself.

"Is it act like a slut day?" Blurted out Hermione as she pulled out of the driveway. Luna waved crazily after them.

Harry raised an eyebrow. "I'm shocked Hermione. Shocked. Should I be warning your brother about snooping in your room now?"

"HARRY!"

"What? Dirty things hide in bedsheets. Its the worse place for hygiene."

"You're losing your touch Harry."

He pouted at her before suddenly turning wide eyed "Hermione. I never would have thought! That's what you do in the library all the time. You naughty naughty girl, you!"

Hermione tried to ignore her burning face as she sped up. She was never driving anywhere with him ever again.

Heero Yuy glared down at the laptop in his hands. It was a baby blue, miniature laptop that was apparently replacing his own. He turned his glare up to the offending woman. "No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

… Heero's glare vanished to be replaced with a perfectly blank expression. "I will not be going with this toy."

"Oh but you will Yuy." Snapped Lady Une. "Your other laptop is full of top secret information that you are in no position to protect."

"I don't need my laptop." Stated Heero slowly. "I am fine with a proper, fully functioning laptop with a dual Intel Core 17-720QM 1.60GHz processor, HP dv7 motherboard, 6GB DDR3 at 1066MHz memory, and 500GB Hard Drive. It is a perfectly good compromise."

"Thats great Heero. You get that."

Heero frowned at her as Duo ran past laughing manically in the background, a pip bomb in his outstretched hands. Rashid ran past after the insane four year old. "I know where you keep your porn." With that Heero turned sharply around and walked over to the lounge area.

Lady Une gaped after him, eyes huge.

"Lady Une you have porn?" The woman looked down into the wide, deceptively innocent face of a four year old Quatra.

"NO!"

"Oh." Quatra glanced over at Heero. "You will soon then."

The brunette woman went white before rushing over to Heero as he clicked away at his new laptop. "YUY IF I GET ONE EMAIL ABOUT PORN I WILL DESTROY YOUR LAPTOP FOR REAL!"

"I believe Heero might just hate you a little after this."

Quatra looked up at the taller, unibanged four year old. "Why ever would he hate little old me?"

Green eyes looked down into blue as a soft smile stretched across the boys face, "You were the one in charge of choosing the laptop for Heero since he wouldn't choose a realistic one."

Blue eyes crinkled into silent laughter. "Well it is a proper laptop if he was eight. Its weird for him to have one at all. We're four!"

"You still might want to destroy all email evidence of your involvement of the whole affair."

Hermione and Harry were shown into the meeting room a hour late by the time in the car.

"Harry why are you coming with me? Don't you have some midgets to go get?" Hissed Hermione as she took a seat at the table present in the room.

"I am getting them."

Hermione glared at the man who had caused her to be late by an hour. An Hour! Why had she let him read the directions? Why had she thought he could have been responsible for just this once!

The door opened again letting in a brunette woman. Hermione and Harry rose from their seats.

"I am so sorry for being late! Someone-" She glanced at Harry with a withering glare "-was having difficulties with the directions."

The brown haired woman blinked at her, startled. "You're not late. You are right on time, Miss Granger I presume."

Hermione gaped for a second before she turned and whacked Harry on the shoulder. "You Changed The Time!"

The young man pouted at her. "I didn't."

Hermione glared at him before blushing and turning back to the Preventer woman, "I'm so sorry, I am Hermione Granger and this idiot is Harry Potter."

"We've come for the midgets." Grinned the emerald eyed man.

Hermione seemed to almost snapped at the man but restrained herself and instead corrected Harry. "I am here to meet and take home Duo Maxwell, my stepbrother. He came along because apparently He has a couple of midgets somewhere to collect."

"Miss Granger, Mr. Potter is here to meet and take home his two cousins."

"What!"

"Yup, those would be my midgets. And just so you know Luna was the one who changed to time. She woke up this morning knowing we'd be late because of the Narffles. I agreed so all the clocks have been changed ahead an hour. We'll have to change them back when we get home."

Hermione gapped at him. "How the hell did you change my clocks in MY home?"

Harry grinned widely and waved his hands out. "With Magic."

Lady Une couldn't stop the soft snort of amusement at that excuse.

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