A/N: Thank you for the alerts, favorites, reviews, and whatnot. They really do make my day.
(though I don't really deserve them.. who reads this crap?)
And sorry if you don't understand how the marriage got annulled justlikethat;
I needed the story to get to the point already. Oh, and I have an OC here.
Matchmaker
by abbysays
Chapter 2 - Obsidian
"Sasugay, this better have worked, or imma shove a foot up your-"
"It'll work"
"Urg, it better!"
"It. Will."
Knock Knock
"Hey, Sasuke-kun, mind if you get that for me?" Karin asked, sitting on the couch.
"... Your closer, you do it"
"Ugh, fine."
She strutted her way towards the front door. She hoped it was Sakura or something, because she totally needed some girl time. Although, Karin heavily disliked Sakura for being the object of Sasuke-kun's affections, Sakura was quite an understanding friend, and very loyal at that... and nice too. So Karin would always vent her way into Sakura, and she would feel better afterwards.
She stopped in front of the door, flattening her semi-very-short skirt. It was a high-waist, and it was slowly rising up her thighs. She pulled them down hastily, tucked in her shirt, and tousled her maroon-bright hair, which was a bit naturally frizzy. She put on her glasses, and unlocked the door, only to be horrified at what the hell she was looking at now.
"WHAT THE HELL?" She shrilled, echoing the hallways, and every nook and cranny of the mansion. Sasuke inwardly cringed. Damn, she's loud, He thought.
Sakura was on her way into the Uchiha Mansion.
She hasn't been there in a while, since the inhabitants were only a mere couple. She giggled at the thought of a bunch of little Uchiha's popping all over the place (WITH GREEN EYES! GREEN EYES!) ... but the thought of Karin being they're mother.. made her feel.. wierd..
She didn't pay it no attention though. It was just a passing thought.
She also had a bad feeling... something that was either good or bad was going to happen today.
... and she was excited.
"WHAT THE HELL?"
Karin stood there, in front of the door, gaping.
It was her ex-boyfriend, Suigetsu Hozuki... having some heated-make-out-session with some... brunnette she had never ever seen before in her life. And she was slowly burning up with rage and jealously. Why the hell was Suigetsu here? To spite her? Revenge? He was SO gonna get it.
"Hey Karin. This is my girlfriend, she's super hot, right? Her name is Jessica, so yeah. I just wanted to tell you tha-"
Karin couldn't take it any longer. She jumped him. Literally. And kissed him, full on the lips, hard. She wanted him. Now. And she wasn't going to just watch as Suigetsu and some girl named Jessica get it on in front of her. She had to take some precautions.
Sasuke was silently smirking to himself, but a little disgusted at how Suigetsu and Karin were making out, rolling all over his carpet.
He noticed how the brunette left, slyly. Not that he cared. He just hoped she left the Uchiha premises and didn't hide somewhere in the mansion.
He stared at the couple rolling all over the floor. He scowled. He wanted Sakura now.
"... I'll go get the divorce papers" Sasuke said, breaking the silence, awkwardly.
Then he walked off.
Karin was ecstatic. Sure her parents would be really angry and she would probably be disowned. No-how, she didn't care. She was with Suigetsu! The man she loved! Full in flesh! Suigetsu may not be as hot and as delectable as Sasuke-kun, but Suigetsu had this little spell on her and it turned her on. Badly.
Karin moaned, while Suigetsu smirked in between kisses. He was about to lead her into the bedroom, when a little ball of pink sunshine decided to barge in through the doors.
"Oooooh, Sasucakes, I'm hooome! Hhehe" Sakura giggled, skipping happily into the Uchiha Mansion, not noticing the couple making out on the floor. She inwardly laughed at her poor impression of that show "I love Lucy". She looked around, and wondered, why the hell was the door open, and... Then she spotted them.
"AHHHH!" She shouted.
Then Sasuke came running through the halls, with a bat in his hand.
"WHAT?" He knew it was Sakura's voice that screamed, and so he took defense and grabbed the closest weapon he had and ran through the halls, divorce papers in hand, to Sakura's aid.
"Oh" Sasuke muttered, and put the bat down.
Suigetsu and Karin glanced at each other before awkwardly getting up and dusting they're bodies off. Karin laughed, nervously.
"Oh.. um... Hi Sakura!" Karin mock smiled. She had to be convincing, she didn't need for Sakura to be telling the whole world she had ch-
"HOLY MOLY! YOU GUYS FINALLY DID IT! OMIGOSH, YAAAAAAY!" Sakura hugged Karin enthusiastically, jumping up and down, much to Karin's confusion and Sasuke's dismay.
Typical Sakura, tsk tsk. he thought. He loved Sakura, yes. But...
"Karin, Here are the divorce papers, just sign and we will not be married anymore. You could go off and elope with him for all I care"
"THANK YOUUUUU SASUKE-KUUUUUN!" Karin squealed, kissing Sasuke on the cheek (who rubbed it off) and departed with Suigetsu.
Sakura smiled at Sasuke. He looked at her confused.
Sakura loved Sasuke too, but in a purely plantonic way. (A/N That's what she thinks)
She really cares for him, ever since they met as children. She would often worry about him being gay or anything, because.. well... he never had a girlfriend before, and it kind of worries her. I mean, what if he grows old, lonely, and a virgin? She will not stand for this. She's his best friend, and all she wants is his happiness. And She will find this happiness.
...Too bad she doesn't know that she is his only happiness.
"... Well, that was fast. I don't really understand how the divorce just zipped by like a fly; but I'm really happy for Karin." Sakura giggled. Karin finally got what she wanted.. Sakura never did know that Karin always held a grudge against her. Guess she'll never find out now.
"Hn" Sasuke grunted.
There was that awkward silence again.
They just stood there together.
Sakura coughed.
"Well, cupids on the move, Sasu-cakes! We gotta get you a new girl. Now that your all alone and shizz" Sakura smiled. Sasuke groaned.
"Please tell me you aren't going to set me up with a bunch of dates"
"... Okay. I won't"
Sasuke sighed, relieved.
"That doesn't mean I won't do it" Sakura grinned, triumphantly.
He groaned.
"Hey, Sasuke... didn't you date that girl you really liked in High school?"
"Hn"
What the hell is she talking about? He thought. Sakura was the only girl he every liked...
Way before high school too.
"Y'know! The pretty blonde!" She said, hands waving in the air.
Sasuke thought for a moment. He doesn't really remember dating a lot of people. He only dated about, maybe, like 4 people. He wasn't that kind of person. He was usually set up with girls from Sakura. Sakura loved to play matchmaker, but those relationships usually end up in a disaster, or they said couple would live happily ever after like.. Shikamaru and were both brought together, with a little push, by Sakura herself. But all the relationships that Sakura put up with Sasuke, ended up in the dumps. And that brought frustration to Sakura.
Sasuke slowly thought of the names of the people he briefly dated. There was that girl from math, that he went out with a date with, just for the hell of it... What was her name? OH! Tsubuki Humura? Yeah, her. She was very clingy... something that Sasuke didn't like at all. And then, Sasuke dated Ino for a little while, but he broke it off because Shikamaru liked her, and ... He didn't really feel anything for her either. And knowing that Ino was Sakura's best friend as well, he was uncomfortable with it.
Then there was Kuki Fujisaki, she was pretty and all, but she was very boastful and annoying.
...And the worst of the worst was Ryoko... Ryoko Kabuki. The Kabuki industries were probably in the 3rd richest in the world. Other than the Uchiha, Hyuuga, and the Misaki Corps. Ryoko was blonde. She was very pretty as well. Someone decent, and was matchmaked upon Sasuke, who had indifference towards it, by Sakura. The relationship was ended by Sasuke who couldn't take it anymore. Ryoko was very very annoying, loved money, was a playgirl/whore who would sell herself out for pleasure. She was very spoiled and she, courtesy of her "daddy", gets anything, she wants.
"Are you talking about Ryoko?" Sasuke inquired, very toneless.
"Yes, yes! Ryoko! Pretty blonde! Very rich? Yes! Her! We'll get her back for you, Sasuke! Don't you worry. OH YES! I could hear the wedding bells! OMIGOSH. Sasu-cakes is finally going to fall in loooooove. I'm so happy" Sakura squealed, squirming in her seat. She was holding her hands in front of her, with hearts in her eyes, daydreaming about Sasuke and Ryoko.
Sasuke grunted. I've already fallen in love, and its with you He thought, slightly annoyed. Why couldn't she see this? Was she stupid? Dense?
"Sakura, please, I don't have any interest in dating right now"
"OH COME ONNN! SASUKE!" Sakura wailed, and pouted cutely.
He sighed.
"Hn"
Sakura skipped over to him, happily, and hugged him tightly."Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank youuu!" She grinned widely and let go.
Oh boy. Now she's just gonna have to find Ryoko Kabuki, and convince her to date Sasuke again, although that won't be much of a problem now.. would it?
Review Section
A.J(Anonymous): Thank you! :D
weasel-cheater: Haha, yes! I love it when Sasuke becomes a bad boy. :D lol. I really don't like Karin bashing (even though I don't like Karin very much myself) I got kind of sick of it; so I made her slightly more tolerable. ^^" But sorry to break it to you; Karin won't be killed in this story. D: But she will slowly be forgotten. HAHA. Thank you for reviewing. (:
phoenixfire211: Yes, they were. I love stories where Sasuke and Sakura have been friends since childhood, or some kind of scenario like that. Thanks for reviewing. :D
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