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Well, here's Tobi's chapter
Tobi
Cat and Weasel watched from up in a tree as Tobi walked down the street, towards their hand made trap, a trap worthy of being called ANBU grade.
A 70 foot deep pit covered by leaves.
The masked Akatsuki member continued walked down the street, swinging his arms, hands full with the purchases he had made throughout the day, humming a merry tune.
And then, right before he was about to fall into the pit, Cat and Weasel biting their lips inside their masks, Tobi paused, one foot in the air, and looked at a window showing something he thought Zetsu and Kisame might like.
A hobby and pet store sat side-by-side, one window sporting all types of plants, and another showing all kinds of fish.
"THAT'S IT!" Weasel shouted. Jumping out of the tree, he pulled a metal pipe from under his jacket, shouting a war cry and holding it over his head aggressively.
Turning, confusedly, Tobi watched the ANBU come jumping at him with the pipe. Quirking his head, he said, "What?"
SMACK!
Knocked unconscious, Tobi fell sideways into the pit, his purchases falling in with him. Standing at the mouth of the pit, Weasel stared down into the darkness. "Well that was easy."
"YOU IDIOT!" Cat shouted, her arms waving in the air.
"What? We got him, didn't we?" Weasel said, shrugging.
The two ANBU became aware that Tobi was crawling out of the pit, groaning all the way. "What happened? Was Tobi not a good boy?"
Looking down, Weasel positioned the pipe like a golf club and swung.
Hard.
Tobi didn't try to crawl back up.
Tobi
Tobi slowly opened his eye(s?) and found himself tied to a chair, his mask on, and his feet touching a padded floor. Surveying the darkness, he saw the silhouettes of three people.
He was relieved to find his purchases right next to his chair.
"Tobi of the Akatsuki." said a familiar voice with amusement in it. "I welcome you. Would you like some tea?"
"Ah, Naruto-san. Yes, I would. I'm parched." Tobi said, playing along.
Pouring him some tea, Naruto said, "I'm sorry for the way my ANBU treated you. I thought they would be more gentle when I told them to use their imaginations when capturing you." The Hokage slided the tea over to Tobi, who pulled a Kakashi, drinking it in a moment. Tobi didn't need to check it for anything. Everyone in the Akatsuki knew Naruto played fair at this little game.
"It is quite alright. I'm just glad my purchases weren't ruined." Tobi said, lifting up his head from the empty cup.
"I simply must ask though…" Naruto said, resting his chin on his hands. "What were you buying?"
"Gifts for my fellow Akatsuki members. Although, I was tempted not to get one for Pein-sama, since he took out his anger on me for the death of Kakuzu."
"Oh, I'm sorry. If I had known that would have happened, I would have held him prisoner, instead of making die in glee."
"Completely understandable."
"Thank you. Now, Tobi, I'm going to perform an experiment on you."
"Alrighty. Depends how long it will take though, I have to get back to the Akatsuki base in time before Zetsu-san eats me." Tobi said, nodding.
"Right then. We're going to try to break you of your insanity. This is an asylum room, and we're going to leave you in here for three days, and see how you react. If you turn back to sanity, I'll let you go. Break out, I'll let you go. I just want to see what you'd do in total isolation, even from light." Naruto said, standing up and dismissing Cat and Weasel.
"That might be a bit of a problem…"
"We'll give you donuts."
"I bid you, adieu."
Tobi found himself in complete darkness, in a straight jacket and mask, with nothing else in the room.
Tobi
When Naruto returned to Tobi's ward room, he found a human sized hole in the wall, with the padding on the wall torn in such a manner that it was a notice.
Naruto-san,
I know that by the time you read this, I'll have broken out. But knowing you , you expected that. I had to get back to the Akatsuki base. I left a gift for you in the corner.
Hope I was a good boy,
Tobi
P.S. – Thanks for the donuts.
Looking in the corner, Naruto saw a stuffed Kyuubi. Blinking, Naruto called in Cat and Weasel.
"Cat, Weasel, your new mission is to capture Deidara of the Akatsuki. I wish you luck." Naruto said, smiling at the letter from Tobi.
He was, once again, correct in his theory.
Tobi
A/N: Sorry it took so long. Couldn't come up with an idea for Tobi.
I already have a plan for Deidara. It is somewhat cruel and gory…but not really.