Worthy Causes
A/N:
Supposedly, this was going to be a collection of one-shots but now it has a magically turned into a story.
Texts:
Italics are John. Regular tis Sherlock. Bold is Mycroft. Italics and Bold are Lestrade.
Disclaimer:
I don't own Sherlock neither BBC's nor Sir Author Doyle's and am not making any profit by publishing this.
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What happened to Mycroft John? –SH
Why are you on his phone? –JW
It was near the staircase. –SH
Shit. –JW
? –SH
I don't suppose you could go…no…well then...this is awkward. –JW
I hear crashing and cursing? coming from your room. Who would be in your room? Tapping. Sounds slightly overweight. - Mycroft! –SH
Is he allergic to cats also? –JW
Yes. Though I doubt that thing can be considered a cat! –SH
It is too a cat! -JW
So you sent him to you room on purpose didn't you!? That was brilliant! Can't wait to see his face when he gets down. Wait, I can take a picture of it and send it to you! :D –SH
Sherlock! I did not do it on purpose! It was an accident I swear… I still want that picture though. –JW
Did he come down yet? –JW
New Multimedia Message from Mycroft Holmes.
*Open*
OMG, LOL! God, his face Sherlock his face! xD –JW
It is funny is it not? I am sending one to my phone for bribery later on. –SH
Where is he now? –JW
Near the stove trying to breath. :) –SH
I just got a message from the Italian Government. Should I reply? –SH
Sherlock you are not allowed to mess with the politics and cause another war. You hear me and yes you still have to give back Mycroft's phone. Did you return Lestrade's phone? –JW
Yes. I returned his phone. But why do I have to give back Mycroft's? –SH
Because it's his. –JW
Aren't you at work still? –SH
No, I just got to leave early Sherlock. Slow day. –JW
Mycroft wants me give his phone back. :( -SH
Then give it back. –JW
But I don't want to. It's not my fault that he left on the floor. –SH
Give it back now. –JW
No. –SH
I will take your violin away. –JW
I'll give it back! –SH
Now. -JW
Just let me delete all the messages I sent. –SH
Good. –JW
Can I forward the picture to the Italians? –SH
No- JW
Why? Mycroft threatening to throw my experiments away if I don't give it back. But I think this a worthy cause. Yes? –SH
SHERLOCK! -JW
John! Why didn't you tell you had that monster cat in your room?! I almost died up there! –MH
It's not a monster! –JW
I don't care! I'm leaving the flat! –MH
It's a CAT! A CAT! -JW
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