Ask and Dare The Soul Eater Cast

"Hello everyone! Welcome back! We got some nice reviews for you! So sit back and enjoy!" Akemi said with a smile. "Ok, today… Hmmm… Let's let Black*Star do the disclaimer!"

"AkemiLovesAnime289 DOES NOT OWN SOUL EATER AT ALL! ALL SHE OWNS IS AKEMI AND ERZA!" Black*Star screamed.

"You know, I love manipulating the cast, there is just some beauty to watch the cast do everything other people say…" Emira said.

"Well then, on to the reviews!" Akemi shouted. "This one is from Komamura's son again!" (AKA, Roy)

"I wanna read it!" screamed Roy as he fought Akemi for the paper.

"Fine Roy, just take it!" Akemi finally gave in.

"Yes!" Roy whispered to himself. "Here is the review!"

Aww, that was perfect, I'm sorry Kid and Soul, I had to do that. Anyways...

Stein: Can you dissect Black Star to see if he even has a brain

Spirit/Death Scythe: I LOVE YOU, can I have your suit?

Kid and Soul: I hated myself for hurting you two, throw Excalibur out a 10 story window every time he says "FOOLS"

Thanks for having me be a host, you can use me any time :3

"NOO YOUR GOD WILL NOT BE DISSECTED!" Black*Star screamed out.

"STOP DISOBEYING ME BLACK*STAR! GOD OR NOT I'M STILL THE FRICKING HOSTESS!" Akemi screamed at Black*Star. "YOU WILL THE STICKING DISSECTION LIKE A MAN! NOW STEIN, TAKE CARE OF HIM!"

"Gladly." Stein said in his boring, plain voice.

*Stein takes Black*Star into the guest room to dissect him*

"Well, that's taken care of, THE NEXT QUESTION!" Akemi shouted.

"I-I have a fan?!" Spirit said surprised.

"Yes Stein NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION!" Akemi screamed.

"Well, I kind of like my suit too, but we can share it!" Spirit said jolly.

"Well, moving on…" Akemi said awkwardly.

"Well, I accept your apology and HELL YEAH I GET TO THROW EXCALIBUR OUT A WINDOW!" Soul said excitedly.

"I accept your apology as well! And I would love to throw Excalibur out a window!" Kid said with a smile.

*Excalibur walked in*

"Now! I shall tell you about my story in the 12th century!" Excalibur started.

"Please Excalibur, I need to say the next review!" Akemi pleaded.

"FOOLS!" Excalibur screamed and put his cane in the air.

"You ready Kid?" Soul asked remembering what the review said.

"As ready as I will ever be!" Kid replied as he picked up Excalibur and took him to a 10 story building.

"Let's….. GO!" Soul screamed and ran out the door.

"Well then…" Erza said.

"Well, ON TO THE NEXT REVIEW!" Akemi shouted. "This one is from ground zero!"

I dare Soul to kiss Maka on the cheek or lips the hosts decide which one.

"I LOVE THIS FRICKING REVIEW! I have always been SoulxMaka!" Akemi happily exclaimed.

"I say the lips!" Erza said.

"Me too!" Akemi agreed.

*Soul and Kid come back from throwing Excalibur out the window*

"That was satisfying," Kid said as he walked through the door.

"Yep, well do I have a dare?" Soul asked.

"YES! You have to kiss Maka, ON THE MOUTH!" Akemi squealed.

"Ummm…" Maka said.

*Soul walked up to Maka and kissed her on the lips*

"YAAAAAAY!" Akemi squealed extremely loud.

"OMG SOO SWEET!" Erza screamed.

"Uhhh…" Maka said as she blushed.

"Sooo…" Soul said.

"Maka… CHOP" Maka screamed as she hit Soul, Akemi and Erza in the head with a book.

"OWW MAKA STOP HITTING ME!" Soul screamed.

"DON'T YOU DARE HIT THE HOSTESS!" Akemi screamed as well.

*Maka mumbled and went to pet Akemi's dog named Buddy*

"Maka, why do you even Maka Chop people…" Erza asked.

"You can't ask questions! You aren't a reviewer!" Maka replied.

"Oh, sorry…" Erza said quietly and walked away.

*Black*Star comes out of the guest room with Stein*

"STEIN I WILL KILL YOU, ALSO WHOEVER REVIEWED THAT! THAT WAS PAINFUL!" Black*Star screamed. "A GOD SHOULD NEVER GET HURT LIKE THAT!"

"Shut the hell up Black*Star!" Akemi yelled.

"Uhhh… I am gonna go to the kitchen right now…" Roy said awkwardly.

"Yeah… Me too…" Emira said and walked away with Roy.

"Why, what the hell did you guys do!" Akemi screamed. "I feel really pissed off right now…"

"We… Umm…" Emira and Roy both said at the same time.

"Ok! We kind of messed up the garden…" Emira confessed.

"Whatever, just go inside, I will fix it later…" Akemi sighed. "Let's just go on to the next review…"

"Oh, and also. Black*Star does have a brain, he just never uses it." Stein said with a small chuckle.

"NEXT REVIEW!" Akemi shouted. "This one is from S.U.C.F.T.W!"

I dare Stein and Spirit to make out for 5 min then say if they liked the kiss or not WAHAHAHA. Also Stein if you do this I'll hold down Spirit to dissect him. Black*Star I dare you to not say you're a god for 8 chapters or I will throw you into a pit with Excalibur for 24 hours.

"Ummm… I'd rather not kiss Spirit…" Stein said awkwardly. "Even if I do get to dissect him after…"

"Yeah… Me either…" Spirit said.

"Just go in the guest room and kiss or something!" Akemi yelled.

*5 minutes later*

"Well… Ummm… It was awkward just like this whole chapter…" Stein said.

"Well… It was weird to kiss Stein because we were partners, and he dissected me…" Spirit said shuddering.

"My house is becoming a place for weirdos…" Akemi mumbled. "ANYWAYS ON TO THE NEXT DARE!"

"No bragging you are a god starting NOW Black*Star," Erza started keeping track of the chapters.

"Now it will be quiet, quieter at least… Black*Star I have to keep an eye on you, tonight you will sleep on my couch." Akemi told Black*Star, not expecting an answer. "Now remember, if you say you are a god, you are put in a pit with Excalibur for 24 hours."

*Black*Star Nodded*

"Ok! Last review!" Akemi exclaimed. "The last one is from Mercipourlevenin!"

This is a dare for Soul... Kiss Maka.

"Again?!" Maka exclaimed as she sighed.

*Soul kissed Maka on the lips again*

"Please don't Maka Chop me, it's the reviewers fault!" Soul begged.

"Fine…" Maka mumbled as Soul sighed in relief.

"Anyways, GOODBYE EVERYONE, SEE Y'ALL NEXT CHAPTER!" Akemi shouted out.