Ok, the third chapter. Wow, am I moving fast or what? Anyway, thank you for reviews. Every time you don't click on "review", a kitten dies. :o Oh, and you can be in the story if you review. Disclaimer: I do not own the copyrighted game from Namco, Tales of Symphonia, even if I do have a copy of it, I... PLEASE STAND BY. Zelos, a.k.a. MHP (Most Hated Person)said, "WeryJack does not own anything other than his mind, however twisted and cameo loving it may be."

I like Marble cake!

Arriving in the village, the nearly dead half-elf and human limped through Iselia to Colette's house, where they heard the mayor (a.k.a. Mr. BigAss) speaking to the Brunels.

"Ok, then I, mayor of Iselia..." started the Mayor (wow, you are probably thinking they should have given him a better name, because I do).

"Thanks for the jawbreaker earlier, Lloyd!" Colette was barely moving. That's why sugar is bad, kids, so don't be a Brunel, be smart. Eat responsibly.

"Colette, um, can I come on the journey?" Lloyd asked.

"Lloyd, here, it's a small thank-you," Phaidra said. Obtained Training Manual. Lloyd obtained the title: Regifter. Reads: What the hell am I gonna do with this?

"It's just that..." Colette started.

"Oh, okay," Lloyd replied. Genis and Lloyd went outside, when Colette stopped them.

"Please wait!" Colette said, then fell on her poor, poor ass (you have to feel sorry for her, ya know?).

"Here, Colette, I made my famous cookies, and they are sugar free, so you won't crash, like today," Genis said.

"Thanks! Lloyd, um, you promised to make me a necklace, right?"

"Yeah, it's almost done," Lloyd said.

"Okay, I'll come over tonight to pick it up," Colette said.

"Lloyd, how will you finish it? You have the work ethic of a Q-Tip," Genis stated.

"True, but I'll start as soon as I get home." Lloyd retorted.

"Can I come part of the way with you?" Genis asked.

"Sure," Lloyd answered.

"Okay, but can we stop at my house so I can pick up my stuff?" asked Genis.

"Fine with me," Lloyd stated.

The two went into Iselia Forest, where Genis told Lloyd his stop was the ranch. After finding everyone's favorite cake, Marble, (Ha, me funny!) an elderly woman talked to Genis.

"Hey old hag, get back here, we're taking you to the Furby Store!" Said a Desian. I want to call him Todd, but his real name is Benny.

After equipping Moon Boots, the two cheesily climbed up the cliff, where Genis cast the new spell, Cake Blast, on the Desians attacking her. The three Desians were pounded with slices of pound cake weighing 50 pounds each. After the spell, the two living Foot Soldiers searched for Lloyd. But Genis, being a stupid KLUTZ, falls onto the ground.

"Owwww," was the one word that I could force Genis to say without upping the rating.

"What was that?" said Benny (Desian).

After Lloyd creamed Benny and Justin, the two friends headed their seperate ways. After a little feud between Dirk and Lloyd, which people in Tethe'alla could have heard, Colette, Kratos, Raine, and Genis paid a visit to the home of the feuders. After a touching moment with Colette, interrupted by Raine and Bob, Lloyd finished the necklace and went to bed.

The next day, Genis came and yelled at Lloyd. After apologizing and eventually saying to Genis, "I will worship the Skippy peanut butter," Lloyd and Genis left for Iselia, where the two read Colette's letter, and then Desians began destroying the village with Go-Karts and Skippy Peanut Butter Bars (Those things are GROSS!). After the two helped the townspeople, they saw a cyclops-like monster.

Boss Battle

Lloyd, Genis vs ?

To start, Lloyd just ran up and hacked at the monster like a psychotic moron, while Genis had enough brain to block some of the blows and run away to cast Fireball and Cake Blast, while Lloyd just stood there. He was on Manual, and WeryJack was too bored to switch him to auto, until he was near death. The battle didn't go any better, even after they used gels, so Genis concentrated, and cast Fanta Wave. The four flavors of soda obliberated ?.

End Battle.

"Run, run, Genis, Lloyd, before the Oven Mitt engulfs you..." Said Marble.

"Marble, nooooooooooo!" Genis cried, "You were gonna make me a cake! Waaaaaaaaaah!"

"Look what you've done!" yelled the Mayor. "You've made the Oven Mitt kill half the damn village!"

"I'm sorry..." Lloyd began.

"You think you can make it all better by apologizing? My wife, Ug, has been killed!" (Okaaaay...).

After that weirdness session, the two were banned from the village, and Mayor filed a divorce (He needs a NAME, Namco!).

Genis obtained the title: I like cake! Reads: It's amazing how much you like cake, considering it makes you fat.

The two left the village, and were stopped by Noishe, who handed Lloyd an extremely thick envelope. After learning about CAKEX gems, the two walked to the House of Salvation, where they spent the night. Of course, Lloyd had to burn off part of Genis' hair, causing a fire.

"Damn it! Get out!" Yelled someone in the building. The two left the property, stifling a laugh.

End Chapter Three

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Colette: "Isn't that inhumane?"

Me: "Yup, but I don't make the rules, I just follow 'em".