3 – A Foreseen Ending or The Moon and Stars
Jimmy groggily bathes, and tries and fails to comb his messy hair. He's on his side of the dorm that the Head Boy and Girl share. The dorm whose presence was not established in the official series, remember? Then he sees Lilly come out of her lavatory holding a piece of parchment; her breathtaking eyes wer tearing up.
He sits next to her and puts an arm around her shoulders, forgetting that there both naked accept for towels, for at some point during there relationship they NEED to be undressed together without intending to be. Every couple have those moments, don't they? "What's wrong, Flower?"
"My sister doesn't have an owl, yet by some method she was able to send me this letter saying I can't go to her wedding and that our shrubbery-obsessed parents died. It's so hor-horrible". She collapsed into full-fledged sobs at the end of her small speach.
He stroke her crimson hair. "Everything'll be alright. My parents will die soon to and we can be orphans together".
"That's not the problem". Lilly wipes her eyes, though not her nose. Beauties akin to her excellence don't have mucus or bogeys. "I don't have a wedding to not-invite her to".
James positioned himself on 1 knee. "Will you marry me?" A diamond ring with her name engraved is constructed in midair as if by magic. In all honesty it was by magic. You see, there wizards. You might have forgotten since all occurrenses in the story were about romantic fluff or drama; none of them pertaned to the lessons all of the characters take at Hogwarts.
Lilly's face lites up. "Oh Jamesie-poo youve made me so happy!" Her face falls. "But I can't be your wife 'cause I'm engaged to Regulus Black. That's why he stops being a Death Eater: he's in love with me."
"Really?"
"No." She giggles. "That would be a twist to make the fic slightly interesting and we can't have that!" They hug lovingly and she finally takes in there condition. "Think we aught to put clothes on?"
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Sirius, totally unaware that he's gay, is snogging another whore in the broom closet. He notes that it doesn't feel as pleasureable as it usually does. Out of nowhere his recollections return and he abandons her to locate Remus. He concieved speed was important by the rain pounding against the windows and the ominous music echoing in the background.
Remus had been wandering around in despare and was ready to leap off of the Astronomy Tower once Sirius arrived. "Don't do it!" How persuasive.
"Go away! Even though I will miraculously manage to cope with losing you, Jimmy, Lilly, and Wormtail after the first war with Voldemort I can't handle your failure to lust for me, so I have no choice other than to commit suicide. I'm a hazard to society anyway".
"Your not a hazard, a lizard, a buzzard, or any type of animal with a 'z' in it. Please don't kill yourself. I love you".
"You told me that what happened between us meant nothing".
"Thats because I couldn't call to mind what we did. Now I can. I wish I hadn't forgotten at all, but I'm glad I got my memories back a little late rather then never on account of them being so incredible. Your wonderful Moony and I have to make this up to you." Yep, the stubborn, egotistical, insensitive Sirius delivered a heartfelt apology about something he did accidentally. That is sooo likely to happen! "I brought you something" He retreived a box of chocolates from his robes that, like the firewhiskey, he just happened to have.
Remus squealed childishly. "Thanks Padfoot, I can't resist forgiving you this very second even if you did hurt me deeply. Your my shinning star."
"I thought we already had nickname for one another.'
"In romantic tales you can always use more." He smiles adorably; it would be impossible for him to be intimidating no matter how much he wanted to be. "Let's eat the chocolate off of each other." They do that.
Throughout the duration of the x-rated fun activity Remus cries out things like "Shit that feels good," "Harder dammit," and "Fuck me!" since the polite boy has a unexplanable necesity to use profanity during sex.
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Jimmy was overcome with joy that Lilly excepted his proposal. He wished to share his bliss with his comrads; therefore he took out the Marauders's Map and examined it. His scrutiny reveals that they are in the Astronomy Tower. Sirius is handing Remus something box-shaped. "Let's go my darling love muffin!"
"Coming my dearest passion fruit!" Lilly gleefully trails after her fiancé. When they come upon a classroom with closed door at the top of the tower that was clearly their destination, she put a fettering hand on his sholder. "It sounds as if theres stuff going on there that we shouldnt sea."
"I have to open the door".
"Why?"
"Duh! I always find out about their relationship by catching them in the act".
"Who?"
"Stop asking 3-lettered questions that start with 'wh' and end in a vowel. You'll see." Jimmy open the door and shouted, "OH MY GOD!" Remus and Sirius look up at him from their horizontal dance. Sirius is on top of course. "Rite then. Now that I'm over the shock of actually seeing your preferances for myself, I can wish you both the best and gayly – sorry, happily - invite you two my wedding since I knew about your attraction all along." He shuts the postern and with a shrug the young men continue with their exploration of The Netherlands on each others bodies.
Lilly linked arms with Jimmy as they went off to plan their wedlock. She remarked thoughtfully "I didn't know that Remus could get into that position…Can you?"
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Next week there marriage vows in a place surrounded by flowers that had fireworks going off overhead. Dumbledoor recited the vows due to everyone comprehending that along with a First Class Order of Merlin he was granted the position of an ordained minister.
The wedding reception that followed was verry entertaining. All of the guests danced to songs that weren't invented in there era. Peter wasnt invited, though he was not offended since he and Lucius were busy committing dastardly crimes and then laughing manically about it. Snape wood have gone with them however he is hovering outside of the frivolity stalking Lilly. Or was it Remus? He can't remember anymore.
He leaves before Dumbledoor approaches the marauders and the new Mrs. Potter. "The books specifically say students aren't aloud to join the Order of the Pheonix though I'm going to ask you to be a part of Voldemort-fighting group anyhow".
They all nodded. Sirius added, "I know everybody else is ordering a pheonix but could I have a roast chicken?"
Lilly stairs him. "How did you manage to nail Remus?"
"I Siriusly don't know." He shrugs. "I didn't use a hammer".
"Every dog has his day" Jimmy told Lilly. "And so will we." He kissed her and carried her away, and it was all passionate and perfect and stuff. They shagged each other's brains out until dawn and that was how Lilly got knocked up with Hairy.