Chapter 3

Caved In with Two Cave Spiders

The first thing I did was run around in circles and scream.

The spider looked annoyed.

"STFU dude!" it muttered.

Da fuq?

"Did you just talk?" I asked.

"Yes."

I accidentally dropped my flint and steel into a lava lake, surprised.

"Hey bro get me outta here" it continued.

"What are you?"

"I'm Chase the Cave Spider. Herobrine sent me to go on a mission but I got fired so I'm hidin'."

"Wait. So you're a spy…der?" I grinned at my own joke.

The 'spyder' was annoyed again and he showed me a small watch thingy on a hairy black leg.

"This is what I use to transform to mobs." Chase explained.

"Impossible." I replied.

He put on some sunglasses and turned into a human.

"DEAL WITH IT."

"Da fuq?"

A second spider appeared.

"Chase, why have you brought this guy?" the spider asked.

"Relax, Brian, he's okay."

"Um… well I'll go now." I said, dazed.

Brian also turned into a human. He had the same watch as Chase.

"But someone blocked the entrance with obsidian." Brian observed. "Oh by the way Notch sent me here."

I tried to remember the voice I had heard earlier.

'THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR GRIEFING MAH HOUSE!'

Where had I heard that?

WAIT! Earlier I had griefed a lab belonging to a guy named DrDevious.

I turned to Chase and Brian.

"Chase, turn into an enderman. Brian, turn into a Ghast. No matter how much I scream just teleport me onto the obsidian and burn it-"

Brian and Chase transformed.

"Can't I just remove the blocks?" Chase asked puzzled.

I frowned. I hadn't thought of that.

"Okay."

Chase tried moving a block of obsidian.

"Not… working!" Chase grunted.

Suddenly I remember why I even came here in the first place.

To DETONATE!

I placed most of my TNT in front of the obsidian.

"Chase." I said.

"Yea?"

"Turn into a golem."

He did.

"Brian, shoot the TNT."

"But-"

"JUST GODDAMN DO IT!"

Brian shot a fireball at the TNT, detonating it.

"Chase, hide me and Brian behind you! You won't take damage from the TNT!"

We hid as the TNT blew up the obsidian. If the blocks were alive this is what would happen:

(A block of TNT is placed)

Obsidian: Ha! You can't blow all of us up!

TNT: I can.

Obsidian: You and what army?

TNT: THIS ONE BEACH

(TNT covers the obsidian and blows it up)

Obsidian: CURSE U TNT!

I walked out of the cave and gulped.

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Chase and Brian proceeded to build a fortress of Nether Brick (complete with Netherrack incinerator) and a cloud castle made of wool with an 8x8 sun respectively.

It was nighttime. I went straight home and told Magno what had happened.

"And the worst part is I never got my flint and steel!" I finished.

"Wait why didn't you say you wanted flint and steel earlier?" Magno questioned. "I've got some in that chest!"

Full of rage at my own stupidity I opened the chest and saw 10 flint and steels.

FUUUUUUU!