Siegfried Schtauffen regroups with the rest of our heroes.

"Zippidy-doo-da, zippidy-day. My, oh, my, what a wonderful day!" Siegfried continued to hum, sitting on a rock with his right ankle resting on his left lap. He was flipping through the newspaper's pages.

Jin Kazama, Asuka Kazama, Ling Xiaoyu, Chai Xianghua and Kilik stared at the naked German.

"A naked..." Jin began twitching.

"... man." Asuka and Xiaoyu sighed dreamingly.

"Siegfried! Thank goodness you're safe!" Xianghua began to approach, but stopped after she realized Siegfried wasn't wearing anything.

"Eh? Xianghua! Kilik!" Siegfried got up, facing Xianghua and Kilik. Lucky for them, a bush with a shape of his 'mini-Siegfried' hid that part.

"Xianghua! Kilik!" Siegfried yelled at Jin and Xiaoyu, highly mistook them for Kilik and Xianghua.

"Whoa," says Asuka. She noticed the resemblance between Xiaoyu and Xianghua, as well as Jin and Kilik.

For a moment, their look-alikes stared at each other. Xiaoyu broke the silence by jumping on Xianghua.

"Homigosh! I, like, found my twin!" Xiaoyu hugged Xianghua.

"Totally! Hey, that guy looks like Kilik!" Xianghua pointed at Jin.

"And that guy looks like Jin!" Xiaoyu pointed at Kilik.

"Hey," said Jin.

"What's up?" said Kilik.

"Then... you're my twin?" Siegfried stared at Asuka. Asuka looked up at Siegfried, but noticed he was standing right next to her. So... she tried to take the opportunity to catch a German sword. If you know what I mean.

"Awesome shield!" Siegfried held up a Roman shield on his crotch.

'Drat...' Asuka thought.

"How come that blond boy was sitting nude?" Xiaoyu wondered.

"He must've been on the toilet," Kilik pointed out.

"Hey, how did you know?" Siegfried removed the shield. Asuka looked down, only to see kabuki mask hanging on Siegfried.

'Oh, come on! This guy's so lame!' Asuka rolled her eyes.

"Duh, Siegfried. You're lactose intolerant." Xianghua folded her arms.

"What did he eat anyway?" Jin wondered.

"A banana split," said Kilik.

"Mmmmm." Siegfried smiled. A smile so big, it made him look retarded.

"Where are we anyway?" Xianghua began looking around.

"No idea. We were zapped from some green light." Xiaoyu shrugged.

"Really? That's how we were brought here," said Xianghua.

"Weird," says Asuka.

"Hey... where did you get that?" Kilik noticed Siegfried's attire.

"From that shop," Siegfried said pointing behind him, while trying to slip on armour pieces.

The group approached what seemed to be a village. They stared at the big sign that said "NABOO."

"Hey, guys, do you have any idea where we are?" asked Siegfried.

"I think we're in some place called Naboo." Xianghua pointed at the sign.

"Yeah, but where are we?" Siegfried asked.

"Obviously some place called Naboo." Asuka looked around.

"Yeah, but where are we?" Siegfried and Jin asked in unison.

"Naboo," Asuka said a little bit annoyed.

"WE'RE- IN- NABOO- JIN!" Xiaoyu yelled loudly and slowly enough for Jin to hear.

"Sheesh, Xiaoyu, I'm not deaf. I can hear perfectly." Jin rubbed his ears.

"Oh, okay!" Xiaoyu smiled, jumping up and down.

"So... where are we?" Siegfried asked.

"... OH, MY GOD..." Asuka couldn't believe Siegfried.

"Naboo, Siegfried," Kilik informed.

"WHAT?" Siegfried leaned over.

"Oh, no! I'm deaf!" Siegfried wailed.

"You are?" the others asked.

"Yeah! I can't hear you!" Siegfried yelled.

"Then, how do you know what we just said?" Asuka asked.

"Siegfried can read lips." Kilik pointed at Siegfried staring at everyone's lips.

"Of course I'll kiss your lips!" Siegfried smiled at Asuka.

"Uhm, well, you see, uhm, we'll get back to you." Asuka nervously stammered, a sweatdrop forming on her head.

"So he's like Jin," Asuka noted.

"Really?" Xianghua was enlightened.

"Yeah, Xiao and him have special card reading nights." Asuka turned over to Xiaoyu and Jin.

"A is for..." Xiaoyu encouraged Jin. She was holding a card that had a picture of a big red apple.

"Apple!" Jin jumped up spreading his legs and arms enthusiastically.

"Correct!" Xiaoyu held up her arms. Jin clapped his hands and had the laugh that reminded everyone of Family Guy's Peter Griffin.

"Hehehehehehe."

"Oh. I get it now. So we have our own Siegfried from Japan." Kilik noticed.

"And we have our own Jin from Europe." Asuka agreed.

The gang then began to tour the foreign place known as... Naboo. What lies ahead of them is unknown. Because if it was known, they would avoid any stupid situations. Knowing Siegfried and Jin, they'd probably streak around the place and... spoke too soon.

"Siegfried! Jin!" everyone called for the two, but they were already running ahead of them. They were both nude.

Siegfried's arms were flailing in the air while Jin was trying to flap his wings, probably attempting to fly.

"Jin! Look at me!" Siegfried did a cartwheel, landing on some table.

"What the fuck?" some alien that stood up, disturbed by Siegfried's display of his buttcrack.

"Hey, Siegfried. His name's Sebulba." Jin pointed at the nametag.

"Sebulba. Ahahahahahahaha." Jin and Siegfried laughed.

"Morons..."

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

"What.. the hell?"

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--RUUUUUN!" Siegfried and Jin ran from the bigger aliens chasing them after they cut the table with a lightsaber.

"Oh, no." Kilik shook his head.

"We should start running." Asuka noticed the two idiots being chased by a mob.

"Yes, let's." Xianghua was already turning around.

"But what about Jin and Siegfried!" Xiaoyu tried to protest.

"Trust me, somebody like Siegfried never dies," Kilik said as he ran.

"Really?" Xiaoyu was relieved.

"Knowing Siegfried, they'd probably lick themselves," Kilik said.

"And knowing Jin, they'd accuse them for cooties," Asuka finished.

"Oooh, yeah," Xianghua and Xiaoyu said in unison.

Back to Jin and Siegfried.

Jin and Siegfried turned around, crossed their fingers and licked themselves.

"ABC black out!" Siegfried and Jin yelled.

"Where'd they go?" the aliens couldn't find them anymore.

"That was close." Siegfried let out some breath of relief.

"Yeah. Hey, let's do it again," Jin suggested.

"Yeah!" Siegfried and Jin were about to attempt another idiotic act, but Kilik and Asuka pulled Siegfried and Jin away.

Will the group ever find a way to get back to their proper timeline, let alone place? Find out next time on... I forgot the name. Hey, what's that?! -Points at some random direction, diverting you, as the reader, away.-

AN: It's a lot shorter than the others because I haven't gotten the other author's idea yet. Hope you enjoyed.