OMG. I am sooooooooooooooo sorry for not updating earlier. I just didn't have the time. Here's chapter three. I will use their real names when they are talking and stuff but if someone's addressing them thats not the Golden Trio or the Trio is in public, then I'll use their fake names. Hope you like it. R&R.

Chapter 3

"Oi, guys! You need new names as you have technically already been to this school and left a rather, errr, lasting impression. So James, you are now called Jamie Patterson, Sirius, you are Sam Canis, Remus is Romulus Wolfe and Peter, you are called Pete Robertson. Ok? You cannot use your nicknames or tell anyone that you are the Marauders because some people have seen your map. "Said Harry

"Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. You talk waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much kiddo." Said Sirius

"I'm your age, you can't call me 'kiddo' you mangy mutt" said Harry

"I am not a mutt. I am a pedigree dog." Said Sirius, sounding a lot like a pompous git

"Okay, so what breed are you?" said Harry and James at the same time, with identical expressions on their faces.

Everyone laughed at that.

"Remus, what dog breeds are there?" Sirius muttered to Remus

"Well, there is the Jack Russell, the Chihuahua, the Terrier and the Husky." Remus muttered back

"Okay, I'm a Chihuahua." said Sirius

Harry, Hermione, Remus and Peter burst into fits of laughter

"What's so funny?" asked Sirius

This just made them laugh harder

"Really what's so funny? I'm honestly confused" said Sirius

Remus got his laughter under control and tried to explain without laughing

"Well the fact is that a Chihuahua is a tiny little rat like dog. No offence but it would suit Peter better than you. You are a Grim dog. A death omen."

"You are meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean Moony."

"No nicknames!" said Hermione

"Ok chill woman. Merlin you're worse that Petal." Said Sirius

"Who is Petal?" asked Ron

"Its Sirius' nickname for Lily." Said Peter

Harry, Hermione and Ron nodded in acknowledgement.

"So, what do you wanna do?" said Harry

"Play a prank on the unsuspecting Slytherins" said Sirius, "Got your cloak James?"

"Of course." Said James

"You do know there's a cloak in this time period too." Said Ron

"Fabulous, wonderful, magnificent" said Sirius, "even better"

"Hey, do you wanna help us. It is actually quite fun!" said Remus

"Why not!" the Trio chorused

So they walk off to the owlery to send a letter to the Weasley twins for super fast prank delivery.

Soooooooooooooo, did you like it. I would have made it longer but I wanna get this up so you didn't think I had abandoned you. I also have a bit of writers block. I'll try get the next chappy up soon. Please give me some ideas for the prank.

Wolfy!