Mildly Okay Advice

by Twilight Joltik

Lucina finally decides to put her group of friends to use and make a helpful guide for potential new Smashers of helpful hints to get by in the Smash Mansion. Of course, considering they had no such guide, their own experiences were more trial and error than anything. Pseudo-companion to Ten Random Characters. Current chapter- why Fire Emblem didn't need to be localized earlier.

3. Don't let goddesses watch anime

Mildly Okay Advice

Advice- Don't let goddesses watch anime.

To future victims-

Never let Palutena watch Sailor Moon, she will start singing the theme song frequently and inserting others into the lyrics. For example:

Fighting Bowser by moonlight,

Saving Peach by daylight,

Never running from a Kart Fight,

He is the one named Sailor Shroom!

That's about Mario, by the way. And she will do it for every smasher without fail. I would list them, but I don't want to recall all of the awful things she's ever sung.

Also, don't let Palutena watch Fairy Tail. You know Cordelia from Fire Emblem Awakening? She'll start calling her Erza every time she is mentioned without fail. And it will get annoying. Also, she'll start asking Roy if he has Slayer Magic, which will get old to everyone very quickly.

Never let her watch Madoka Magica either. She'll start saying that "Being Meguca is suffering" incredibly often. In context that is less fitting than I can think of a good analogy for. In addition to that, she'll also make a lot of jokes about "not losing your head", and you will want to vomit yours inside out after hearing them for five hours straight.

And for the love of sanity, don't even let her think about The Melancholy of Harhui Suzumia, because she'll start trying to get Mega Man, Lucina, and Ness to form an "SOS Brigade". Yes, I get it, they're a robot, a time traveller, and an esper, and it's not funny. Especially when I'm pretty sure the first thing was "alien".

Add the Kirby anime to that list. She'll make Meta Knight want to murder her by calling him "Señor Noodlearms". Wait, actually, do make her watch that. I'd like to see him take out his rage on her, considering I'm contractually obliged not to directly maim our "competitors". (Thanks, Viridi.)

But don't let her watch Death Note under any circumstances. If she does, any time the word "Light" is mentioned, she will, without fail, make it into a horrible pun. Actually, don't even let her look at a notebook, I'm pretty sure that'd trigger it as well.

And if you mention RWBY around her, I will personally make sure you don't continue breathing. Really, if she calls Lucina's group Team JNPR one more time, I will break her legs. Darn it, she's making me do it too. Um, just please punch her if she says she's "Queen of the Castle".

Actually, on second thought, just don't let Palutena watch anime. Ever. Please. Or I'll make someone my job doesn't prohibit me from killing pay.

-Dark Pit

PS, add Mekakucity Actors to that list too. She started watching it, and if she doesn't stop calling me Kuroha, well, I said what I did earlier. Actually, just tell her she's the reason the opening for Episode 9 sucked. Because it probably was. Not like I would know or anything, because I don't watch any of these shows, but it probably was.