By the time the afternoon rolled around, the common area became just a bit livelier. Kirishima, Sero, and Mina had come down to watch some cartoons and occupied one of the couches, Sato and Momo were baking and cooking respectively in the kitchen, Uraraka and Tsu sat on the other couch, playing around with Tsu's phone and taking pictures with different filters of themselves.
Kaminari and Iida soon came down the stairs, with Iida making a beeline for the TV area with a package in his hands, and Kaminari heading towards the kitchen at the smell of chocolate.
The blonds mouth watered at the sight of a plate filled with brownies. But the best part? Sato his back turned to the plate as he stirred more batter in a bowl. Tiptoeing towards the target, he reached out to try to nab one.
But instead of a square of chocolate, he got a wooden spoon slammed onto the back of his hand. Kaminari yelped in pain and jumped back, waving his injured hand around to help ease the pain. The sugar-based Quirk user glared at his friend.
"Dude, those are for Midoriya!"
"Well excuse me, but how was I supposed to know?! I just got down here!"
"Maybe ask first instead of trying to steal?"
"Guys, please stop arguing. Midoriya is still trying to sleep." Momo scowled the two, causing them to flinch and sigh. They had forgotten that Midoriya was asleep instead of jogging, which he usually did this time every weekend.
"Sorry Yaoyorozu…so, why brownies?" Kaminari asked, causing Sato to rub the back of his head and chuckle.
"I kinda feel bad for being a reason why Midoriya's all busted up, so I called his mom and asked for his favorite dessert. Thought it'd be a nice apology gift." Sato explained, before motioning towards Momo. "And Yaoyorozu's making his favorite food. She's trying to keep him happy since he'll be in cast this whole week."
"Is that the only reason why you're doing this Yaoyorozu?" Kaminari questioned, eyes sparkling with mischievousness. "Or are you trying to score some brownie points with Midoriya?"
Momo froze, eyes widening and her cheeks turning red. She shook her head, not trusting her voice not to crack. She needed a miracle to change the subject and give her a few seconds to calm down.
"Uh, shouldn't I be getting these 'brownie points' since I'm the one baking his brownies?"
"What? No, Sato, it's an expression." Kaminari tried to explain, causing the sugar boy to laugh loudly.
"Kaminari, there was an expression that has to do with brownies, I think I'd know about it."
"It's a very common expression!"
"Must not be since I don't know about it!"
"Gentlemen, please, Midoriya's trying to sleep!" Iida exclaimed, glaring as his two classmates. The two froze at that, before Sato turned to continue stirring and Kaminari tiptoed away, not trying to cause any more noise or make Iida any madder. Momo sighed in relief and continued cooking. "Anyway as I was saying, could you please wake Midoriya up for me Kirishima? Aizawa-sensei has requested me to deliver a package to Vlad King-sensei of Class B, and I'm afraid I won't return in time to wake Midoriya up on the schedule I created for him."
"Sure thing man! Anything for my workout buddy!"
"I think the fuck not!" A new voice shouted as someone descended the stairs, causing most to sigh. He, like Kaminari, made his way towards the kitchen at the smell of food being made. Momo watched with wide eyes as he stared and analyzed her dish, before sniffing the air and grunting. "Rich Bitch, add more soy sauce. Half a teaspoon should do."
"Um, what?"
"Fat Lips!" Bakugo shouted next, moving over to the sugar-based Quirk user. "Make him a cup of hot chocolate!" Opening one of the cabinet doors, he reached in, pulled out, and slammed onto the counter a skinny bottle of marshmallows. "Use half the bottle, and when I say half, I mean half! Got it?!"
"Uh, I guess?"
"Round Face!" He continued his shouting while making his way towards the TV area. "You wake up the shitty nerd! It'll mean more if you do it instead of Shitty Hair over here!" Now finished, he rested his hands on his hips.
The group of students stared at him blankly, confused at the whole spectacle they had just witnessed. The blond growled and crossed his arms.
"What's with all of these dumbass stares?!"
"It's just, surprising is all. We didn't really think you cared about Midoriya enough to critique everyone in order to make him happy." Kaminari stated.
"Haaa?! Are you fucking kidding me?! I don't care about the nerds fucking happiness! If shitty Aizawa's gonna make me take care of the damn baby, then I'm going to make sure it's done fucking right! That way if someone, Pikachu, fucks up, I won't be blamed!"
"Hey!"
"I don't wanna fucking hear! Do as I say or you're all fucking dead!" Bakugo shouted, palms crackling in anger, before he turned around. Grabbing an apple from a bowl in the kitchen, the violent blond stomped back towards and up the stairs, leaving the others to just look at one another in confusion.
"He so cares about Midoriya." Mina stated, causing Kirishima, Sero, Kaminari, and even Tsu to nod in agreement.
"Oh no! Since Bakugo distracted me, I'm not precisely 30 seconds behind schedule! Uraraka, please wake up Midoriya! I must leave!" Before anyone could say a word, Iida dashed out through the front doors, kicking up a trail of dust in his wake. With a smile, Uraraka got up from her seat.
"I'll be back in a minute you guys, gotta wake up Deku!"
"No naughty business missy! I'm too young for grandkids!" Mina shouted, causing Uraraka to freeze in her spot, her cheeks turning a cheery red at the statement.
"W-What?! I-I'd never-with Deku-NO!"
"Ochako, we all know you like him, ribbit."
"Yeah, it's super obvious."
"I-It's not! Wait, no, I don't like him!"
Several "hmm mmm's" ran throughout the living area, which caused her to whine and hide her face behinds her hands.
"I-I'm gonna wake Deku up now!" She informed, her voice muffled as she tried walking away, accidentally bumping into the table and couch due to not being able to see.
"Use a condom!" Kirishima called out, causing the brunette to squeak and quickly enter Deku's room after opening the door. As fast as possible, the door was closed behind her.
(Deku's room)
Uraraka resisted to groan out in frustration as she leaned against the closed door behind her, hands still covering her face. She absolutely hated whenever someone brought up her crush on Izuku, or made jokes about it. She'd never have sex with him!
…Of course if he wanted to that would be a completely different story!
The quiet snore in front of her interrupted her thoughts. Lowering her hands, she smiled and sighed at the sight her before. A peacefully sleeping Deku, who had a small smile as he snored quietly, like a cute little kitten.
Tip-toeing over to him, she couldn't help but smile at how cute he was when asleep! He actually looked like the worlds most comfortable kitten, snuggled between mountains of pillows for his comfort.
Crouching down and pulling out her phone, she positioned her head close enough to Deku's without waking him up, smiled wide, before taking a picture. Standing back up and grinning at the result, she used one hand to set it was her new wallpaper and her other to gently shake him awake.
"Deku, it's time to get up." She whispered, hand finally making contact with his body. Everything was going well.
Until something started to throb violently in her hand.
With a soft yelp she jumped back a few feet, face red as she wondered what the hell she just grabbed. And her question was answered by the large, throbbing bulge where his crotch was located.
'I-It's so b-big!' She thought with a shudder, her body suddenly feeling much warmer than before. That's when her brain finally clicked about what just happened. 'I-I touched his…OH MY GOD I JUST MOLESTED DEKU!'
Suddenly feeling beyond embarrassed, she ran for the door, before opening and closing it behind her as she walked out. Heart racing, face as red as blood, and a particular place that shouldn't be wet right now, things only got worse when everyone turned to stare at her.
"Is Deku awake?" Kirishima questioned.
"NOTHING HAPPENED!" She shouted, before running up the stairs without another word, leaving everyone else confused.
"I-I just asked if he was awake." He stated, causing Ashido to sigh and stand up.
"Guess I'll wake him up." She informed, before walking over and entering his room.
