Hey fellas! Another one-shot for ya! Well, kind of a one-shot . . . I'll try to explain XD
These were, for the most part, developed by my younger siblings, and I just edited them, added some input, and typed them up XD I labeled the document they were in "Serpentine Advertisements", and that's pretty much what they are XD
If you want a full catalog of Serpentine products, just let me know and I'll see if my good connections to the Serpentine (aka my li'l sibs) allow me to get a special edition, if this sampler has you interested XD
Okay: time to respond to your reviews! Thank you so much JayFan67, the Mayor of Ninjago City, SwimmerNinja13, and Kairocksrainbow for your comments on "I Hate It!" Yah, "Y.M.C.A" is pretty dang catchy XD
Now . . . what was I forgetting . . . oh yeah! I've been having this idea of doing a Ninjago version of the book Anne of Green Gables, and I'm in a bit of a predicament: which of the Ninja should be the Anne character?! For those of you who have read Anne of Green Gables, give me your input: which makes the best Anne character: Cole, Jay, Zane, Kai, or Lloyd?
Okay, now that I've got that out of my system: on to the ads! XD Hope you enjoy!
Hypnobrai Surprise Eyes:
Do you want to prank your friendsss? Do you want to ssseee the, um, dazzled, looksss in their eyesss when they are sssurprisssed? Jussst ssstick thessse handy Hypnobrai eyesss in a gift box for your, um, friend, and watch the magic happen!
Cole-Ooh, look! It's a present from the Hypnobrai! I'm gonna open it.
(big red eyes stare back at him)
Cole-Ohhhhh! What's happening to my e-e-e-eyes . . .
Hypnotize your friendsss! Only five hundred bucksss an eyeball!
Fangpyre Fangs:
Fffangpyre fffangsss are fffabulous and fffantassstic. Complete with vvvillain-ey vvvillainousss vvvenom! Thessse are totally not-tiresssome terifffic toyzzz! All right, I'll stop with the alliteration now . . . When you bite sssomeone, watch and be amazzzed at the magnificccent transssformation that followsss!
Young Lloyd-*runs up to Jay* Hey, look Jay! I got these awesome fangs! Are they too cool or what?!
Jay-Uh, dunno. They look kinda . . . familiar . . .
Young Lloyd-Lemme bite you with these!
Jay-*backs away* No-no-no-no-NO!
(bites)
Jay-What's happening to me?! I'm turning green-Oh, no, not again . . .
Young Lloyd: Sorry . . .
Venomari Perfume:
Sssmellsss wonderful . . . Ssspray it on you, and experience your worssst nightmare! Comesss cheap: only three million dollahsss a bottle!
Venomari-Thisss perfume isss essspecially for you, Misss Nya!
Nya-Well, um, thank you, I guess . . .
(sprays)
(Venomari snickerssss)
Nya-Aah! What is that?! AAAAAH! IPHONE 5! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Constrictai Bonsai:
Do you wanna add a little flair to your living room or garden? Do you think your houssse needsss a little more dignified greenery? Try buying our Consssstrictai Bonsssai! This lush, living, miniature tree (which growsss, like, ssseven hundred feet in five sssecondsss) bringsss classs and, er, calm to your living quartersss. (Oh, by the way, it ssstranglesss you, but meh, who caresss . . .)
Zane: Interesting . . . a Constrictai Bonsai? Let me see the price tag . . .
(plant leaps up and strangles)
THE END. FINITO. ADIOS. BYE. ETC.
Anacondrai Patented Grape Juice:
It'sss a hot sssummer day, and you jussst wanna chill out . . . Try Anacondrai Patented Grape Juiccce! Guaranteed to make you feel like a whole new being! (Literally *sssnicker sssnicker*) Made with all natural ingredientsss: like Anacondrai sssweat and sssour grapesss! (Meh, that fox didn't want 'em anyway . . .)
Kai-*pants* So hot . . . so thirsty . . . Hey, what's this? Ana-Anacon-duh-rye-Oh, who cares? I'll just drink it anyway. *drinks* Ulp, ulp.
(glances in mirror)
Kai-AAAAAIIIIIYYYYYEEEEE!
Pythor-Heh, heh . . .
Serpentine Candy:
Reese's Bites: You bite them, they bite you!
Hershey's Rattles: You know how Hershey'sss Kissses are made? In one part, the chocolate goesss through tubesss, and the Kisss comesss out, with a "kisss" sssound. But with Hershey'sss Rattlesss, our candy makesss a rattling sssound. The ssscience behind it: we have packed poissson pelletsss into OUR candy! You bite into it and you get poisssoned! Isss that too cool or what?!