I'm here with song fic/one-shot/drabble 3/100! I have to warn you, this one gets a little weird XD I made a lot of (terrible) song references in this one. If you can locate all of them I'll let you choose a song to put in my playlist. Whether I actually end up writing something for it completely depends on my phone XD I did explain that it's on shuffle, right? I haven't picked a song nor have changed the ones I've gotten. That would be cheating. Cheaters go to jail XD You kinda need to read this one at your own risk XD I hope you enjoy it!

I don't own Fairy Tail!

Tonight I'm Fucking You by Enrique Iglesias

Lucy sat on the floor of the guild, hugging her knees to her chest. She leaned her back against the wall and rested her chin on her legs. The guild was ghostly silent; it was pretty unsettling. She and Erza somehow managed to get themselves locked inside the guild at night. She didn't remember much; she was told that she got knocked out during a job request and Erza brought her back to the guild infirmary. The re-quip dozed off and no one came to tell her that they were locking up the guild for the night. When Lucy woke up the red head told her they'd be stuck there until morning. Erza could probably just kick the door open but she didn't. Something about Mirajane yelling at her the last time she broke the door.

Erza was over by the bar, rummaging around for something to pass the time. The crescent moon shone brightly through the guild's windows, providing them with at least a little light. It was most likely around midnight but neither of them wanted to sleep. Lucy had been unconscious for the majority of the day and Erza already took a nap so they were wide awake. After being unsuccessful in her search for entertainment, the red head sighed and went back over to the celestial mage. Erza sat down beside her and folded her legs Indian style. The re-quip mage drummed her fingers on the wooden floor; Lucy turned her head to look at the red head, pressing her cheek against her knees.

Erza returned the blank stare, after a few moments a smirk spread across her face. "We're completely alone, aren't we?" Lucy caught a strange glint in the red head's eye but it was gone so fast she could've imagined it.

"Yeah... I guess?" the red head's expression was unsettling to say the least.

"You're stuck with me and I'm stuck with you." Erza leaned close enough where Lucy could feel her breath on her face. "Let's find something to do."

"E-Erza," Lucy stammered, leaning away from the re-quip mage. "What're you doing?"

"You're just so damn pretty." she gently caressed the blonde's cheek, brushing a stray lock of hair behind her ear.

Erza scooted closer, removing all the space they had between them. Her lips brushed against Lucy's; the celestial mage froze, not sure if she should scream or kiss her. The red head answered that question for her; Erza softly pressed their lips together, hesitant, like she was waiting to see how Lucy would react. The blonde's tense body relaxed, she could feel her face heating up as she kissed back.

Pleased with this, Erza kissed her again, this time firmer. Lucy's hand slipped behind the re-quip mage's neck, she pressed against the red head's body; somehow she managed to keep all the blood from rushing to her head. She could feel Erza's tongue circling her parted lips before she shoved it through the entrance. The red head's tongue dragged across the roof of her mouth, sending shivers down her spine from the way it tickled. Her tongue ran across all of Lucy's teeth; exploring every crevice and hole in the blonde's mouth.

Lucy's brain was finally able to comprehend what was happening and the blonde pushed the re-quip mage away by her shoulders; a string of saliva kept their mouths connected. The celestial quickly wiped it off, her face burning from embarrassment and possibly something else. Erza gave her a puzzled look, like she had no idea why she was pushed away. She went in for another kiss but Lucy used both hands to push her head away. Erza couldn't tell if this was rejection or the blonde's way of playing "hard to get." Was Lucy even her type? More importantly did Erza even have a type? Lucy was adorable, bashful, and feisty. That was most definitely her type.

"What're you doing?" Erza mumbled from behind Lucy's hands. She lightly slapped them away and raised her eye brow questioningly.

"No, you don't get to ask that!" Lucy scowled; she knew that she should be angry but she wasn't. It was pretty hard to get mad at such a sincere face like Erza's. "Why did you kiss me?!" she demanded.

"Because I wanted to?" Erza frowned; did she need a better reason than that? "One of us had to make the first move."

"You just can't- Wait what?" Lucy furrowed her eye brows in confusion. "What the hell are you talking about?"

"Aw c'mon, Lucy," Erza grinned. "I know you want me." Lucy's face turned a dark shade of red, she opened her mouth to say something but all that came out was a choking sound. "I thought I made it pretty obvious that I wanted you too, but I guess I didn't."

When the celestial mage recovered her wits she quickly asked, "Wh-Why would you think that I want you?" she had to stop to clear her throat to make her voice steadier. Erza wasn't wrong, but how the hell did she know? It's not like Lucy went parading around, declaring that she loved the re-quip mage's body.

"Mira told me," Erza shurgged nonchalantly. Lucy's face was so full of color she could've had her own crayon brand. How did Mirajane know? The only person she ever told about her feelings for Erza was Levy. Oh. Oh hell no. Levy was so going to get it.

Before she could mentally murder Levy in her mind, something Erza said finally sunk in. "Wait, you said you wanted me too, right?"

"Of course I do," Erza smiled. "If I didn't then I wouldn't have kissed you." Lucy felt like getting up and doing a victory dance, she was unable to keep the huge grin off her face. Erza leaned in closer, she whispered seductively in the blonde's ear. "Tonight, I'm going to do whatever I want with you." Lucy's face fell and her joy was suddenly replaced with terror. She'd never seen that look of lust in the re-quip mage's eyes before; it was more than unsettling, it was terrifying.

Erza reached for her, goose bumps popped up all over her body, with a screech she sprinted across the guild. Lucy stumbled, almost slamming her head against the window. She tried desperately to force it open but it refused to budge an inch. She heard Erza chuckle from somewhere behind her; in a panic, the blonde tried to run for the bar. She could dive behind it and hopefully protect herself from the sadistic re-quip mage. The blonde felt something solid slam into her body, knocking her against the wall. She gasped when she felt Erza's warm lips on her neck; the red head had her arms on both sides of Lucy's body, keeping her trapped between her body and the wall. Lucy's heart rapidly pounded in her chest like it was about to explode out of her body and make a run for it.

"E-Erza," Lucy shuddered from the feeling of the re-quip mage's tongue on her neck. "If this how you get at night... You're never allowed to stay at my apartment."

"Heh," Erza briefly removed her lips from the blonde's neck. "I'll just come in through the window."

Lucy took the opportunity to slip under Erza's arm while she was distracted. However, due to the red head's quick reflexes she didn't make it very far. The sound of ripping fabric filled the guild; Lucy stumbled a few feet but managed to catch herself before she fell. The celestial mage looked over her shoulder at the red head, almost having a heart attack. Erza had the blonde's skirt clutched in her hand, a wide smirk on her face. Lucy blushed a dark crimson, attempting to pull her shirt down to cover her underwear. Erza tossed the skirt on the floor and walked towards the quivering celestial mage; Lucy backed up, bumping into the table behind her. The re-quip mage caught up to her; lifting the blonde by her hips, she set her on the table.

"Erza, this isn't funny!" Lucy squeaked, catching a glimpse of the red head's face in the silver light.

"I'm not trying to be." Erza gently touched their foreheads together. "I've been to a lot of places, I've met a lot of people, but no one has ever made me feel the way that you do."

Lucy leaned her head down and pressed her lips against the re-quip mage's. Erza kissed back but pulled away faster than the blonde anticipated she would; apparently she had other plans. It seemed that Erza had some fixation with Lucy's neck because she went back to where she left off moments ago. Lucy winced and gasped as Erza sank her teeth into her tender flesh. She sucked, licked, and bit all over the blonde's neck; she'd have to ask Natsu if she could borrow his scarf just to hide all the hickeys that would be there by morning. She brought her mouth back up to Lucy's while her hands fumbled with the buttons on the blonde's shirt. Out of frustration towards the article of clothing, she bit down on the celestial mage's bottom lip and ripped the shirt open, sending buttons flying everywhere.

Lucy yelped and withdrew from the kiss. "Erza!" she hissed. "That was one of my favorite shirts!"

Erza snickered and pulled the shirt the rest of the way off her shoulders, discarding it on the floor with the ripped skirt. "Sorry," she didn't sound or look the least bit apologetic.

Lucy's face flushed again, attempting to cover herself with her bare arms. Erza merely chuckled and her eyes scanned over the blonde's body, clearly pleased with her handy word. Lucy looked a whole lot better without clothes on anyway. She pressed her cold hand against the celestial mage's stomach, causing her to shiver in response. Lucy thought about slapping the red head then and there but before she had much time to contemplate it, Erza hopped on to the table. She shoved Lucy on to her back and hovered over top of her; pressing their bodies close together and brushing her lips against's Lucy's ear. Erza nipped at her earlobe and her other hand slipped between the blonde's legs. Lucy gasped at the overwhelming heat that engulfed her body. Not liking where this was going, she flipped over on her stomach and curled into a ball, placing her hands over her crotch to protect herself from Erza's groping as much as possible.

"I don't like being teased," Erza grumbled.

"I don't like being sexually harassed." Lucy countered.

"Well since I'm harassing you," the red head snickered and pressed her body against Lucy's back. "I might as well keep going."

Erza grabbed the celestial mage's wrists and pinned them above her head; she managed to slip her knee between the blonde's legs and force them farther a part. The re-quip mage slipped her hand around Lucy's waist and plunged it into her panties. Lucy gasped and tried to wrench her hands free from the red head's iron grip. Erza smirked and slipped one finger inside, earning a moan from the blonde. She writhed and thrashed underneath her, desperately trying to escape the re-quip mage's clutches.

"Damn, I like the way that you move." Erza purred huskily, twisting her finger around.

Lucy groaned and slammed her head against the table, pressing as hard as she could to try and withstand all the touching. She could feel Erza's hot breath on the back of her neck as she added another finger. Lucy bit down on the inside of her jaw to keep from making a potentially encouraging noise; the taste of blood filled her mouth and she longed to just turn around and slap the red head.

Erza curled and thrusted her fingers inside of her; the re-quip mage licked the girl's spine and felt her tremble underneath her. Lucy couldn't help it, she moaned, and moaned, and moaned some more. It was like music to the red head's ears. It was all the encouragement she needed to keep going. The celestial mage shivered at the strange feeling of pleasure that coursed through her body. She would possibly be enjoying this if it weren't for that fact she was being touched against her will. She would close her eyes and try to pretend she was alone if it wasn't for Erza salivating all over her back.

"C'mon Lucy," Erza breathed in her ear. "Don't make me add another finger."

Lucy growled at her but it was muffled by a whimper when Erza thrusted her fingers deeper inside her. The blonde squirmed and her whole body tensed up, she wasn't going to give the re-quip the pleasure of forcing her to cum. Erza continued to twist her fingers around, not ready to give up on her end either.

After a few more thrusts, groans, threats, and go to hells, they heard the guild's door creak open. At that moment Lucy reached her limit, she leaked her white substance all over Erza's hand. She gasped and panted, trying to keep her orgasm at a low volume. It was only her, Erza, and whoever opened the door but still, she had her pride. They stayed in the position while a small figure walked into the room, flipping on the light as he did so.

"Master?" Erza pulled her fingers out but kept her hand in the blonde girl's underwear. "What're you doing here so late?"

All the color drained from Lucy's body, it was drastic change after all the blushing she did earlier that night. Seeing their guild master standing there, just watching them while they were still in that position, was probably the most unsettling thing of the night. Makarov didn't say anything, just stared at them with a blank expression before he finally answered Erza's question.

"I could ask you the same thing, but I'm not sure I want to know." he pursed his lips and furrowed his eye brows, like he was actually considering whether he wanted to know or not. "I came to get some paperwork that I left here yesterday." he shook his head and walked past them, heading for his office in the back of the guild. "Try to make good choices, kids."

"Yes, master." Erza replied, waiting until she heard his office door shut before she retracted her hand out of Lucy's panties. She slid off the table like nothing had even happened. Lucy on the other hand had gone ghostly pale. The red head helped her off the table and smiled, "That was fun. We should do it again sometime."

"I'm gonna kill Levy and Mirajane both..." Lucy muttered under her breath. Erza looked at the sticky substance still on her hand. She studied it closely and then casually tasted it. The celestial mage smacked her on the back of the head; not that it actually hurt her but it made Lucy feel better. "Don't eat that!" Lucy snapped. "It's dirty!"

Erza disobediently licked the rest off her hand. "Ya know, if you ate more fruit you'd taste better."

SMACK

That morning, Levy and Mirajane never showed up to the guild.

That was an adventure, wouldn't you say? XD This song was so hard to do a drabble/one-shot too. I tried to keep it as clean as possible but then that happened. Erza's pretty terrifying don't you think? I listen to the song on repeat while I write these and I kept having to stop when it got to the part "and I love the way you shake that ass! Turn around and let me see them pants!" because I kept imagining Erza saying that XD I tried to incorporate it in, but alas, it didn't make the final cut. I hope you enjoyed it none the less. I hope I get an easier song next XD

Until next time!