chapter 3

it was a new day as Kieran and Garfield hung out at good old fashioned American fast food place.

"gee Garfield, how'd we get roped into this!" Kieran said as he talked about how they somehow got a job teaching at that school from that one show i can't remember the name of.

"there is no need to worry my friend, for we have lasgna and American spirit" Garfield said with coolness and wisdom as he satisfied yet another woman for the nintyith time that day.

once finished the two began their journey to the strange and mythical land of nippon which is Japanese for wapan

Garfield got on to his muscle bike adorned with the images of girls and lasgna and girls made of lasgna.

kieran simply turned into a black biomechanical nightmare of a motorcycle.

the two drove on for enough time to be considered a month fighting of evil fools, seducing women and , in kieran's case, being harassed, molested and mutilated by girls that just so happened to be monsters.

finally the duo arrived at mitakehara

where they soon went to work.

"where is teacher?!" meduca said with confusion.

"eggs" Kieran infomed.

"now with that out of the way here is this ball bust'n, booty pop'n, gaijin ass, emo mo goth chick...ham" Kieran said completely forgetting homuras name and panicking.

once the day school was dead Kieran quickly went to work trying to live a normal life whilst Garfield returned from using witches as weights for his benchpressing.

"mmmmmmmmmmh, nice girls ya' got there" a black version of kyubey said with insidious plots.

"i must fight!" Kieran said as he reached meduca and friend seyku who where surrounded by pringle men.

"behold, lasgna punch" Garfield said with fist as he punched pringle men whilst kieran punched meduca and friend for foolishness.

"magic butt guns" mumi said as she magic butt gunned the witch.

"meduca" homura said with mystery

"do not meguca" she continued

Kieran and Garfield followed meduca and friends for their safty and to make sure they would not do stupid.

"crippling loneliness" mumy said with truth.

"i wanna be meguca for kiosk" seyku said with narrative doom.

"meguca cool" medical center said with adoration.

"time for lasgna cake" mumy said as she bear forth offerings to Garfield who was appeased but Kieran was suspicion.

"what is meguca?" Kieran said looking for truth suddenly black kyuubey appears.

"i, shall explain... later" he said as he did the drugs.

so time passed as the group of semi meguca came to accept Kieran and Garfield.

until.

"mumy there is wicth at hosp" sekyu said with worry, so the others got tgere yoo late and witch was not grif sed.

homes was there too.

mumy ribboned hom.

"hameru is stupid because i am"

no one agreed so kieran punched her.

"that is witch?, ha! it is nothing compared to Garfield" said Garfield with truth.

but witches where not climbing.

so mumy shot witch but witch was not ded.

because worm.

then mumy no longer had head.

ever.

"mumy y" meduca said with sad.

so kieran and Garfield fight witch with Garfield fist and Kieran ripping out ribbs which turn into swords to fight.

" the previous actions of the protagonists is no longer necessary" homura said using ZA WARUDO.

everything was toki yo tomari.

then worm was ded.

"mumy y" meduca said with sad.

"ththat not yours!" sekyu said with angry.

"just as ordained" black kyubey said with planning.

after taht Kieran and Garfield moved in to mumy house because it was free.

meduca was sad.

homu was homu.

and meguca was suffering.

some time later...

"i am little mer-sword" sekyu said with swords as she kill witch with swords.

"these series of events have executed according to pre planned actions perfectly" black kyubey said with mystery.

"my city now" yoko said with food.

"no" sekyu said with sass.

"FIGHT!"

both fight.

"do not fight!" meduca said with worry.

"DO NOT THROW SOULS!!!" black kyubey said with truth.

"i...zombie?"sekyu said with shick

"IKEA mine" random green girl said with no one careing.

"WHY THIS!?!?!" sekyu said with sad.

"sekyu lost it" homu said with truth.

"sekyu no!" yoko said with boobs.

"now..."

I've lost it.

"WHAT IS HAPPEN!?"

sekyu was now witch

"what happened" kieran said strangling black kyubey.

"sekyu become witch, like all meguca"

ham said with truth.

"must defeat brazilian night" ham hom said with dread.

"must save sekyu" said medicinal herbs with friendship.

"i will save sekyu" yoko said with suicide.

hom hom then carried med away

"meduka...rabu" ham said.

flashback

"now with that out of the way l, let me introduce this stupid, American,glasses wearing, twin tail pop'n,gaijin ass fuck...homura" kieran said already fed up.

"hameru is cool"medicinal weed said with honesty.

"meduka,is... beauty" homuta said with yuri.

"we must beat Brazilian night" ham said.

"how"kieran said.

"with fist" Garfield said with manlyness.

meduka was sad.

"mumy...sekyu...other girl...y"

"now the ordained time has come" black kyubey said.

"y cuuby"

"you see, i am...KIERANBEY, i have manipulated all of this for one reason...i desired the one thing that science failed to give me...the ultimate waifu, thus i created the meguca,the witches and the Rebellion movie, all for this. and now i shall have my ultimate waifu through you." KIERANBEY said

"but how?" meduca asked.

"NANOMACHINES,SON!" KIERANBEY said using NANOMACHINES to take control of meduka.

thus the three faced Brazilian night

the dreadnought witch lol'd everywhere as it's fam harassed hom and friends who killed them easily like boot on book.

then ham was hit with building.

"ham!, damn you modern architecture!" kieran said as he pummeled Brazilian night's face.

"time for pain" Garfield said with bullets.

then KIERANBEY appeared with meduka.

"now meduka!, fufill my dream!" he said.

"meduka,noooooooooooooooooooo"

"no, Kieranbey i will...SAVE MEGUCA!"

Brazilian night was already dead.

"i knew you where evil!" kieran said with arms of gun.

"you think to beat me?,i am immortal!" KIERANBEY boasted.

"roses are red, violets are blue" meduka said as she stabbed kieranbey in the head with hand.

"NANI!?"

"...OMI WA MO SHINDERU"

kieranbey was dead.

kieran, Garfield and hom after some wierd shit found themselves in a good old American fast food place.

"what happen?"

hom was depression.

"it ok homes" kieran began

"meduka watch over us"

then like a fist to a face homura was inspired.

"of course!, as i fight she watch me!"

so they prayed NEVER to forget

that being meguca

was suffering

until the movie comes out, of course.