Disclaimer I do not own Naruto

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

Sakura just look at Tsunade with a large scroll in one arm and a bottle in the other. Sakura watches as her teacher walks pass her. The pink hair ninja glance at Naruto. She wonders if Tsunade is living up to the title of Legendary Sucker. "Let's start with this room," Sakura says, "This is our living space."

"Alright," Tsunade walk over to a wall. Her hand slowly strokes the patched wall. "I haven't been in here for a long time. It worn down since." She turns to Sakura. "Lets speed this up. I want a drink."

A blast of cracking wood came to them. With the blast still rumbling, Naruto yells, "What the." Naruto charges down the hall with his hand on his weapon pouch.

Sakura stop her chase by an age hand wrapping her arm. She turn to her teach. Tsunade eyes stair deep into Sakura's her lips form a weak frown. The looks she given Sakura many times during her training. The look that Sakura is about to do something that is dangerous. "It best you stay out of it," the older female says in a soft voice. "It happen sooner that I though."

"What happening?" Sakura questions.

"Not now," The Fifth Hokage says, "I want to drop down the furniture and get to the hot spring."

"I need to see what Naruto is up to."

"You don't want me to place thing randomly around here do you. You may find that you need to carry a bed up that spiral stairs."

Sakura drag a no from her voice. "This is the living space."

With rapid steps, Naruto made his way to the source of the bang. He watches the roof of his training hall split. Chunks of it fell with random weapons. Through a hole in the wall, he watches Tenten and Temari in a blend of fighting and arguing. Naruto watch as Tenten release a wave of weapons at the sand ninja. Temari start to run from the weapons. She felt one skimming close to her head. She turn back to watch a bundle of blond hair drop to the ground. Temari reach up sliding her hand over her head. She stops at loss hairs and stumped hairs. "You know how long it takes to get my hair like this," The sand ninja scream as she spread her fan once again.

"What are you doing," Naruto yells as he charge to them.

"How would you like it if I cut off one of those ugly balls off your head," The sand ninja yells. She ready her fan behind her as she bends her knees. "I'm not going to hold back anymore."

"You'll find that I am stronger than the last time we fought," Tenten answer. She unrolls the large scroll.

"I've been training too," Temari says.

"Shut up and Listen to me," Naruto yells. Both females turn to Naruto with their war face. Pain charge through him as he flew back. When the wind dies, he drops to the grass with blunt weapons. With blackening sight, Naruto watch the two ninja face each other again.

On the second floor of the main house, Sakura watch Tsunade smear her blood on the scroll. Smoke burst from the scroll. From the smoke a bed drop. "Isn't this bed large for just Naruto?" Sakura ask. She easily could see she the even spreading arms she would not reach the other ends of the bed. Its length is her plus anther haft.

"You are to look marry," Tsunade says, "and marry couples share a bed. I just got a bed that can handle the large numbers you have."

"Sakura," Hinata stutter as she ran into the room, "Naruto…Naruto got hit by Tenten and Temari."

"I try to ignore the load bangs," Tsunade grunt, "but this is going too far. They are going to pay for delaying spring time and my drinking time."

The hokage marches from the room. She stomps down the stairs and then the hall. She shove the door open and made her way over the wooden path. She came to Naruto still on the ground. Tenten and Temari grapple with each other as they continue to yell bitter words. Around them weapons, and wounded wood liter the ground.

"What are you doing," The Hokage yelled. Quickly the two jump away from their fight and stood straight. Temari pull the front up her clothes up trying to hid the gap showing the top of her breasts. Tenten left bun was loss and hanging down. Her right sleeve hand by a few threads. Temari's fan discarded with Tenten scroll. "This is training on how to fake a marriage," The sannin command, "You are not at this more than a day and you already hit you husband. You didn't even know that there was a guest here. This could have blown your cover." Her lips warp into a smile. "I know the extra training you need."

Later, Naruto found himself in warmth with gentle rolling on his shoulder. He open his eyes to see Tsunade. From her lower shoulder up was expose the rest hidden under the waters of the hot spring. She was slowly sipping from a small cup. She lower it to a floating tray and look at the him. "Good you're awake," she says, "So how are you doing?"

"Good," Naruto says as he looks for the source of the pleasant feeling in his shoulder. He blink as he saw Temari and Tenten one either side of him wearing swimsuit. "What are they doing?" Naruto yell as he jumps up showing his boxer. Temari and Tenten recoil a little from the warm splash.

"Calm down," Tsunade responds, "They are here because they attack you. It was clear that they needed some extra training. So I decide that they would give you a shoulder rub until I leave."

Slowly Naruto sank into the warm water. Both females turn to face Tsunade. She gave a simple nod and both went back to rubbing Naruto's shoulders. Tsunade finish another sip. "Since you are the youngest group under going this training, I may need to do some extra teaching on this subject."

"What do you know about it?" Naruto bellow out.

"I've had an undercover missions where I had to fake being marry," the hokage answer, "It's success saved many lives." She leans a little forward. "Girls would you like to take a short brake?" Both ninja slows their num fingers and nods. "Then run and get every one. If you take too long or I'll increase the time you rub Naruto's should." To stop their finger getting worst, Temari and Tenten run from the room. "And get them to wear a swim suit!" Tsunade yells as the two fade from view.

"What I'm not that ugly," Naruto yells.

"You've been out for a while," Tsunade answer, "From the movement of their fingers. I may need to find something else. Can't have two ninjas that can not use their hands."

Tsunade smile as Sakura walk in with a lime green one piece swimsuit. "There better be a reason that I'm wearing this," the pink hair girl says.

"I'm going to give a short lesion about being marry," the hokage answer, "and I don't feel like getting out of this water."

The next Hinata came she was wearing a plain white swimsuit. Shortly Tenten and Temari walk in with Ino. "Good are you are all here," Tsunade say, "You too get back to rubbing his shoulder." Both Tenten and Temari eyes widen and hands twitch. "I did say you could take a brake" The two ninja moan as the hokage comment. "Fine," Tsunade comment, "you can stop rubbing his should if you sit on his lap for the lector."

Tenten eyes widen. She slightly bends her finger but stop by pain spearing through her fingers. She slips her foot into the warm water. She smile as she her sore fingers slip into the water. Slowly she move over to Naruto. Slowly she lower herself onto Naruto's lap. Tenten found it strange to sit on the lap of a boy. Temari slowly follow.

"Alright, the rest of you get in here" Tsunade says. She watch Hinata, Ino and Sakura move faster into the spring. They keep a distance from Naruto and the two sitting on his lap. "All of you must know the first rule of undercover is not to bring attention to you and those you work with. One such way is knocking out the one you are to be close to. It not just the big things but also the little things that can help or destroy you façade. Like being away from you husband in a hot spring." She smiles as the three move a little closer to Naruto.

Tsunade pause to take another sip. "Remember this is all about how people think. For that you should set up a warning that a guest is in this compound. That should allow you not need to act marry in private. Just remember that I have way of watching and shouldn't do big thing to give away your cover." She took another sip. "In public you need to come up with a way to show you are married. Think of how you parents act with each other."

"I never had ones," Naruto yells.

"The truth is my father is dead," Sakura says.

"My mom died around Gaara's birth," Temari says.

"My mother and father don't spend much time together," Hinata stutter.

"I live with my uncle and aunt," Tenten blurted out.

"Am I the only one with both my mother and father?" Ino ask.

"Alright," the older ninja say as she hung her head to think. Her arm thrust from the water and point at the other blond female. "Ino tell us about something about you mother and father."

"Well…since I was little, when my father is leaving for a mission, he and Mother kiss," Ino says.

"That it," she cheers unable to control her eagerness, "You need to practice kiss Naruto." Ino, Sakura jump to their feet. Ino mouth is wide as she shrieks. Sakura eyes remain white. Hinata sank into the water to hid her red face. Tenten and Temari try to stand up but their legs tangle and keeping them on Naruto. Naruto eyes widen and his mouth drop but he was unable to say anything. Filled with a prankster joy, Tsunade smile that she found something that silent the load mouth blond. "Fine we're start with a peck on his check. Tenten you're the closest to Naruto give him a peck on his check." She took another sip as she readies herself for the show.

"But," was all Tenten could force out. She took a deep breath. "I never kiss a boy before," Tenten mutter.

"Then it is even more important to practice," the Hokage says, "In fact a full kiss may be needed here."

"I'll give him a peck," Tenten says.

She turns to Naruto. Slowly she moves to Naruto. She closes her eyes and presses her lips onto his check. With his gentle warm lingering on her lips she turns to Tsunade. She did not bother to remove the warmth that lingers on her lips.

Tsunade nods and says, "You seam to be a little unsure. The rest of you will need to do it as well. You can move Tenten. Temari take you turn." Temari gave a quick thrust to Naruto's check. "A bit fast. Next up Ino." Temari push off Naruto and move away.

"What," the mind manipulator yells. She raise to her feet

"Don't act so shock," The blond boss answer, "You know that you were going to."

"I don't want to kiss this weakling," Ino yells.

"Weakling," Naruto yells as he jump from the water.

"Just do it," Tsunade yells.

Ino release a puff of air in protest and turn to Naruto. She moves her lips to the Naruto. The moment they touch s checks, she pulled back. "There," Ino spoke to the hokage.

"A fast and forced. You need to make it look like you want to kiss him," Tsunade answer, "next up is Hinata."

"Alright," Hinata say in a soft voice. Slowly she moves closer to the blond male. Her heart passion increase as she moves her lips closer to Naruto. She closer eyes as she move closer. The one thing she been wanting to do for years and now she is being forced. Then they press into Naruto's check.

"Hinata," Naruto yelled as he grabs the falling girl. Her red face hags. Her eyes daze. "I think the heat got to her." He yell as he turns to the others as Hinata hang limp in his arms.

"She fine," Tsunade responds, "Although she needs to do some work. Alright, last up is Sakura."

The pink hair ninja rise to her feet reminding herself it is for training. She walks over to male she is closest to. She moves her lip to meet Naruto's check. Her lips stay on Naruto for a short time.

"That was good," Tsunade say, "It was a bit long though." Sakura eye widen as the reason for her action return to her mind. "It's getting late. I need to get my clothes and get back." She stop and turn to them. "If you tell anyone about me coming here, I know a few way to make you suffer." She turn and walk into the locker.

Sakura mover her hand from blocking Naruto's vision. "We need to start cooking," She says.

Naruto response, "Great, I'll get the Ran…"

"You're not cooking," Sakura yells, "I'm not going to eat ramen everyday. I'll call you when the food is ready."

A little later, Naruto walk into the now living room. He drops his wet towel into a bend with other towels. The room now had two large blacks chairs with think padded hid. He ran his hand over the soft arms as he walk over the black couch. Naruto drop into the couch. He sank slowly into the sofa's gentleness.

"That looks comfortable," Hinata softly say.

"Sit down and find out for yourself," Naruto says.

Hinata nods and slowly lower herself onto the couch. She rest straight along the back of the couch. Her legs follow the sofa's angles. Naruto sat on the other end. He rest at the corner of the arm and back of the couch. His right knees resting on the cushion and his left leg hanging off it.

"This is going to take some time to get use to," Naruto comment.

"Yes it will," Hinata answer.

"I never really lived with anyone else. I've been on my own for a very long time. I've been on mission with others but that is different."

"I have live with many before but not like this," Hinata answer, "The Hyuga compound is busy. Servants cleaning or a dignitary trying to gain the favor of the Hyuga clan. I should be getting ready for dinner."

"How do you get ready for dinner?" Naruto ask.

"I need to gets clean and change clothes," the Hyuga says.

"No use doing that with so close to meal time. Take care of it the after so when you get some on you."

"I suppose you're right."

"The meal is about ready," Ino says as she walks into the room.

"Lets get going then," Naruto says as move a hand to help Hinata. Hinata blush as she grab Naruto's hand. Naruto gently pull her to up.

Naruto enter the dinning room. The table was little more than a wooden board held up by four legs. The chairs were made in the same manner. One creek as Naruto sat on it. The hard flat wood push up into Naruto.

"What is wrong with this chair?" Hanabi ask as she wiggles.

"They are cheap," Ino answer.

"They furniture in the living room is nice," Hinata spoke.

"Here the food," Sakura says as she enter the room. "Grill steak, rice and a salad," she says as she and Tenten place food at the center of the table.

"I want a lamb flavored in lemon and tea," Hanabi says.

"We don't have lamb, or lemon," Sakura answer.

"Get some and cook it," the young Hyuga state as she cross her arms.

"I cook this and I'm not going to waste my time for that," Sakura says.

"Then none of you shall eat until I get what I wants," the young member of the great Hyuga clan yells.

"You said something?" Naruto ask as a piece of rice cling to his skin.

"You heard me," Hanabi says crossing her arms.

"Sorry," Naruto says rubbing the back of his head, "I wasn't listening. It didn't seam that important."

Hanabi narrow her eyes at the one that told her that her words were worthless. The second in line to being the head of the Hyuga and some no clan just say that her word does not matter. She sat quietly as she though of a way to reduce cleverness so he would understand as she explain the majesty of the Hyuga class.

Naruto sat waiting for the next female to start talking. Slowly Hinata raise a piece of steak to her mouth. Her back was straight up and her elbows are off the table. She carefully and slowly took each bite. Her sister acts the same. Temari eagerly place more of the salad into her mouth. Ino push the rice from the rest on her plate. Tenten slice her steak and mix them with the rice and vegetable from the salad. "Since we are all here lets talk about some rules," he says.

"I want my clothes for the day place on my dresser before I wake," Hanabi says, "Then I expect fry eggs on my rise when I enter this room."

"Are you going to cook?" Naruto ask.

"No," Hanabi reply, "Why should I act as a lowly servant?"

"Lowly servant," Sakura mutters as she took the last of her steak season in her mother's secret spices.

"If you don't cook then you get whatever the other cook," Naruto says.

"Since we're on cooking," Sakura says, "We need to come up with a schedule of who cooks."

"The person the cooks get to pick what to cook. I know what I'm going to cook," Naruto says.

"Like I said, you're not allowed in the kitchen," Sakura says, "I'm not going to eat ramen that often."

"That sounds like a good rule," Tenten says, "I know some about cooking."

"I cook for my brothers," Temari says.

"What am I going to do?" Naruto ask.

"This place is nice but it can be better," Sakura answer, "There many things you can fix up around here."

"Speaking fixing," Naruto says, "No breaking my place." Naruto quickly glance at Tenten and Temari.

"Sorry," Tenten says, "I'm sorry I help brake the place after you help me with my training." She hopes that Naruto forgave her. He is her friend but also she want to use his shadow clones for more training.

"It alright," Naruto says.

"As the guest not only in your place but in your village I must also ask for your forgiven," Temari says. She found it hard that her action today would hurt relationship between the two villages but politics is more muddle than battle. Once she offended a visiting ambassador by having blond hair.

"Yea sure," Naruto answer.

Soon Sakura stood up and walk from the table. "I'm going to do some reading before I sleep."

"I'll do the dishes," Ino answer.

Later, Ino look at the dirty plates. She pulls up her gloves. "This is the worst training," She mutters as she took the first dish. "I spent all this time to look good and I am stuck with Naruto. He is loud and have a temper. He does smell better than Kiba." She picks up the next dish. "I guess I need to make the best of this…if there is a way to."

Hinata look at her sister lying on the bed. The little one curls up to one side. Hinata pull out some clothes for little sister. Clothes that Hanabi wore to the academy before. She smiles at the little details that make then stand out. She is happy that her little sister is not as shy as her. Hinata hope that her little sister can learn things from the ninjas here. With the ninjas in mind she though back to the kiss with Naruto. She blush hard when she ask herself if she should ask Naruto practice some more.

Sakura sat in her room. She flip through the guestbook once more. She tries to keep her mind off the kiss with Naruto. Her first true kiss with a boy. Naruto was a better than Lee and other others. It not that she hates the others. It is just that Naruto is male she is closest to.

Tenten sat sharpening her weapons. She pause and place her weapon down. It seam that she has not fully recover from rubbing Naruto. She normally dealt with Naruto on missions and had little contact with him. After dealing with Lee and Nyge on a normal bases, Naruto seam to be more balance.

Temari sat on the roof looking at the place. Even in the soft moon light the plants around her were beautiful. Only time she seen plants growing in large numbers has been in a green house. And they only grow plants of important uses. Then there are the way the ninjas here act and think. She remember her father trying to bring some of it to their village. She never under stood why her father work so hard but she may learn it while here. Not as an ambassador but as a ninja here.

Naruto walk into his room. The room has only a large with bed cover in black sheets. He reaches into his pack and pulls out his night cap. He drops at the center of the bed. He spread his limps out and found that he did not touch the ends of the bed. His body maybe well rested but his mind is not. Today was a emotion fatiguing day. "Maybe tomorrow will be easier," he mutters.


Thank you for reading. Grammar is the last thing that I worry about. I am more worry about what I write and how I write it.

If you have an ideal go ahead and add it. But if you just want to say you like this story go ahead and say that.

As for pairings I really do not care and can let the reviews pick. You can pick for Naruto to end up with Sakura, Ino, Temari, Tenten, and/or Hinata. You can pick any number of pairings or a mixture. I mean that you can pick Naruto ends with just Sakura. You can pick for Naruto to end up with Hinata and Ino. You can pick Naruto to end up with all of them. You can even pick Naruto to end up with no one.