Fade back to the Autobot ship, which has been hijacked and is entering Earth. Megatron and his fellow Decepticons laugh evilly.
Megatron: WAHAHAHA! We're going to destroy the last of the energon and steal Prime's prescription medication! Nothing will stop us!
Starscream creeps up behind Megatron and blerts in his ear:
Starscream: MEGATRON! CAN WE STOP BY TOYS R US BEFORE WE DESTROY THE AUTOBOTS?! I WANNA GET THE NEW LEGO STAR WARS STAR DESTROYER IMPERIAL SET!
Megatron: YOU'RE AN IDIOT STARSCREAM! WHY WOULD YOU BUY THAT?! YOU'RE NOT BUYING BUILDABLE BLOCKY CRAP! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!
Starscream starts sniffling.
Megatron: Uh, Starscream? This is where you run away like a baby.
Starscream starts crying and running away.
Suddenly, an explosion impacts onto the ship, throwing Starscream out of the ship through the hole that the Decepticons broke through.
Megatron: What the...?
Megatron looks out the hole and see Hot Rod on top of a mountain firing his lasers at the ship.
Megatron: Puny Autobots! ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
All the Decepticons leap out of the shuttle and transform into their vehicle modes. The jets fly off towards the attacking Autobots, while the land vehicles just fall. Meanwhile, the unpiloted ship continues onwards towards Autobot City.
Cut to Starscream, who lands near a Toys R Us. He gets up, see the store, and shouts:
Starscream: Hooray! A Toys R Us!
Starscream runs over to the store laughing happily.
Cut to Autobot City, where Hot Rod, in vehicle mode, is being chased by the Decepticons. He arrives in the city, transforms into robot mode, and continues running.
All the other Autobots notice Hot Rod coming along with not only the Decepticons, but the unmanned ship. Megatron, on top of Astrotrain, in plane form, and holding a megaphone, shouts:
Megatron: ATTENTION PUNY AUTOBOTS! I AM GOING TO DESTROY YOUR ENERGON AND GET OPTI-
Before he can finish, he is suddenly hit by the front of the ship. He screams as both he, still hanging onto the front, and the ship crash into a tall tower, causing the whole thing to come down on two other Decepticons.
Cut back to Starscream, who runs out of the store, having bought the new Star Wars LEGO set. He then begins to open it.
Cut back to Autobot City, where chaos has ensued. Autobots are beating up Decepticons, Decepticons are beating up Autobots, and both are constantly getting crushed by more falling debris.
Megatron notices that another ship is coming towards Autobot City.
Megatron: Prime...
Optimus Prime is piloting the ship along with several other Autobots.
Optimus Prime: That prescription medication is MINE!
Optimus jumps out of the ship and lands in front of Megatron. They both stare each other down.
Optimus Prime: It's come down to this, Megatron. One shall stand, one shall fall.
Megatron: We will be very mature about this fight. However, us Deceptions are CLEARLY more mature than you!
Immediately cut to Starscream playing with his LEGOs in an immature way.
Cut back to Optimus and Megatron.
Optimus Prime: Alright. As I said: one shall stand, one shall...
Suddenly, a blue portal appears underneath Optimus and he falls right in.
Optimus Prime: FAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
The portal, after eating him, closes. Megatron just stands there dumbfounded.
Megatron: Well... that was easy!
Despite not having Optimus, the Autobots manage to send the Decepticons retreating.