Warning: Beware of OOC, Vulgarity, gruesome scenes, and Sakura. (with the occasional Itachi)

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto whatsoever, if I did, it would be disastrous.

Reunion

Four days after the capture of Hanuro Sakura...a mission was set into action by the Akatsuki. Four members have been sent to complete the mission, it will require all their efforts to... "obtain" success.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE!" Sakura shouted from inside the chakra infused ore bag. Kisame was hanging the bag on his sword, the Samehada, which rested on his shoulder. Itachi had his eyes closed in irritation, Deidara was trying his best to ignore the screeching kunoichi, Kisame was grinning like a...shark, and Pein was leading the group.

"Give it a rest woman." Pein said calmly.

"I'LL GIVE IT A REST WHEN YOU'RE 6 FEET UNDER!" Sakura shouted back.

"You should be grateful you're not dead yet." Pein was still very calm...for the moment.

"SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!"

"Hey Itachi, how come you didn't use the genjutsu on her like before?" Kisame asked.

"Because she was still out when she was put in the bag." Itachi said simply.

"Kisame's lacking in brain power. H'm." Deidara grinned, Kisame ignored the chucking blond.

Sakura stayed quiet for a few minutes, regaining her strength and insult ideas. The men took every moment of this silence and cherished it. However, the rampage didn't continue, Sakura stayed quiet for the next hour and a half. They reached their destination, a desert plain that stretched out for miles upon miles. Kisame dropped the bag from his sword, it landed with a loud "Thump!"

"Ow! Watch it fish-breath!" Sakura growled.

"They should be here soon enough." Pein muttered.

"They better get here quick, h'm." Deidara complained.

It was in fact, another two hours before the first sign of other human life appeared. And it took another two hours for the figure to be a stone's throw away from the Akatsuki members.

"You've come, Uzumaki Naruto." Itachi spoke.

"Where's Sakura?" Naruto glared, Kisame stood to the side to show him the bag. "Give her back."

"You have what we want." Pein said

"Let Sakura go first." Naruto glared. Pein nodded at Kisame, who unzipped the bag, and a fist shot out of the bag and nailed him in the face. Sakura jumped out of the bag and glared at him. Kisame was cupping his nose, his teeth gritted. Kisame forced the cartilage back into place and glared right back at Sakura.

"You are alone?" Pein turned back to Naruto, who nodded.

"Urgh!" A grunt of pain was heard behind them, Pein looked around to see Deidara with a sword through his gut. Deidara stared down at the katana in shock, then he fell to the ground, dead. Kisame looked back in his own shock to stare at Deidara's corpse. Sakura took this chance and nailed Kisame on the side of the head, sending him flying. Kisame didn't move an inch afterwards. Pein stared straight at Naruto.

"You said you were alone Naruto Uzumaki." Pein said.

"You brought Sakura ya moron. I don't know why he's here." Naruto pointed at the man standing above Deidara's corpse and staring directly at Itachi with malice.

"Sasuke!" Sakura stared at him in shock, Sasuke ignored her, he was too busy glaring at Itachi.

"Sasuke." Itachi said, staring right back at him.

"I'm finally ready to kill you. Itachi." Sasuke said.

"You do not have the mangekyou sharingan. You cannot possibly kill me without it." Itachi told him. Sasuke looked back at Naruto, who stared at him.

"I don't need it to kill you." Sasuke pulled his katana out of Deidara's corpse and sheathed it.

"Fire style, Fireball jutsu." Itachi's hand signs couldn't be seen, but he blew the legendary fireball at Sasuke, who jumped out of the way. Deidara's body turned to ash from the fireball.

"Fire style, pheonix flower jutsu!" Sasuke's hand signs were just as fast, and yet, he blew a multitude of smaller fireballs at Itachi, who dodged them with ease. Sasuke appeared behind Itachi, both of them in the air, Sasuke's katana pierced Itachi's chest. The dark birds tore away from Itachi's body, leaving nothing else behind. Itachi still stood not to far away.

"Sasuke!" Sakura shouted, running over to him.

"Stay out of this Sakura!" Sasuke yelled at her, his red, piercing eyes glaring at her. Sakura stopped in her tracks. However, a dark figure loomed above Sakura, overshadowing her body. Sakura spun around in time for a sword to shred a couple layers of her skin off her arm. Jumping back and clutching onto her arm, Sakura glared at the shadow, revealing itself as Kisame, who had woken.

"Hehehe! You're going to pay for punching me while I wasn't looking, girl." Kisame giggled.

"Sexist fish. How about you try shaving me again?" Sakura growled.

"Gladly." Kisame lifted his huge sword and charged at Sakura, surprisingly fast. Sakura placed a foot behind her to steady herself, readied a fist, pumping chakra through it, and launched the punch at the exact moment Kisame brought his sword down upon her. Fist met sword, but nothing happened. Sakura stared at the sword in shock, it was moving slightly.

"My great sword, the Samehada, eats chakra upon touch." Kisame grinned. "Any attacks with chakra are useless."

"Summoning jutsu." Pein said calmly, placing both hands on the desert sand. Smoke covered the area and concealed him from Naruto. Naruto stared at the smoke, observing it carefully. When it cleared, there were 6 of him, all had piercings on their face, bright orange hair, and the ripple-like eyes.

"What the-?!" Naruto was startled into a fighting stance. The 6 Rin'negan users glared at Naruto, the ripple like pattern that was their eyes pissing Naruto off. "Who the hell are you!?"

"We are Pain." One said. "We are God."

"You're not making any sense damn it! Who the fuck are you!?" Naruto shouted at him. The look on Pein's face was one of impassive structure, the kind Gaara used all the time. That pissed Naruto off even more, he ran at the 6 identical men. One stepped up to confront him, he had a tall figure, with longer hair than the others.

"You're going down!" Naruto shouted, charging at him. Naruto quickly bit his thumb, a small array of hand signs, Boar, Dog, Monkey, Bird, Sheep in that order.

That hand sign...a summoning? Pein thought to himself.

"Summoning jutsu!" Naruto shouted, slamming a hand on the ground. A large amount of smoke covered the area, and didn't clear for quite some time. But during that time, Naruto made a shadow clone. On the other end, the Pein that had stepped up to encounter Naruto waited patiently for the smoke to clear. Before it did, however, he could hear the screech of chakra moving at high speeds. All of a sudden, a huge chakra orb of high intensity speeds collided with the man's gut, "Oodama Rasengan!" Naruto shouted, and the Pein went flying.

I see...he summoned a large amount of smoke to conceal his position, so while we thought he was summoning something different, he prepared an attack. Very clever, Naruto Uzumaki. Pein stared at Naruto, showing no emotion as usual.

"I'll ask this one more time, who are you?"

"We are God." The Pein got in a fighting stance, Naruto glared at them and did the same.

"Full-body Chidori!" Lightning coursed through Sasuke's body, Itachi, who had been holding him, was shocked and flew back. When Itachi landed, however, he landed on one knee, still shocked from the Full-body Chidori.

"Water style: water dragon jutsu!" Kisame roared, and the great water dragon appeared and attacked a bewildered Sakura.

A Water element jutsu in a freaking desert!? Holy shit! Sakura thought as she dodged the dragon. Sakura pumped chakra into her fist and slammed it into the sand, causing the sand to explode violently upwards, giving her the cover she desperately needed. Sakura then ran towards Kisame from the left side, pumping chakra into her fist again. Kisame wasn't fooled, he reached for his sword and swung it at her. Sakura just barely managed to dodge the sword, receiving a small scratch. But that was enough, the sword absorbed a lot of her chakra from the contact.

"Damnit." Sakura growled, glaring at the blue fish man. Kisame grinned widely, he held his sword high in the air, then charged at her, swinging it down.

"Dynamic entry!!" Someone shouted, and with a flash of green, Kisame was kicked in the face and sent flying.

"Gai-sensei!" Sakura stared, surprised.

"Hey there Sakura." Gai said, getting in a fighting stance, facing Kisame. Kisame stood up and glared at the newcomer.

"That's the second time you kicked me like that." Kisame growled, "It's payback time." Sakura got into her fighting stance and Kisame looked at her, "I didn't forget you woman. I'll pay you back for punching me soon enough." He grinned widely, resting his sword on his shoulder. "Two against one eh? That'll do just fine."

"Earth style: summoning jutsu!" Called a different voice. A shock wave on the ground spread widely, and two of the Peins were bitten by dogs and restrained. Naruto took this moment to prepare another Oodama Rasengan and slam it into one of the Peins. "Lightning blade!" A sound of rapidly chirping birds filled the air, and the other Pein was impaled with a fist of lightning.

"Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto grinned.

"Hey Naruto." Kakashi said, he had pulled his headband up so his sharingan was showing.

"I see...you didn't come alone." Pein said quietly.

"I did come alone you bastard. They followed me." Naruto glared at the man. Kakashi looked at Pein, studying him carefully.

What is that eye? I've never seen it before. Kakashi's brow furrowed, he was concentrating, formulating a plan to beat this man. To make matters worse, there's still 3 of them, and the same technique won't work twice. Not to mention I don't know what those eyes can do.

"Kakashi-sensei." Naruto said. "Those eyes are the Rin'negan. Fusaku told me about them. He said they give the bearer the ability to master all 5 elements perfectly. Fire, Wind, Lightning, Earth, and Water. He can use all of them."

"What?" Kakashi's eyes widened. I thought the Rin'negan was a legend, I didn't know if they existed or not. So if the legend of the 6 paths of Rikudo is true, that Rikudo even existed, then this man is a descendant of the creator of all ninjutsu. This is bad. Kakashi looked around for the best possible exit. They were surrounded by sand, Gai and Sakura were fighting Kisame, and Itachi and Sasuke were glaring at each other, most likely genjutsu. "Naruto, we need to get out of here." Kakashi said.

"No."

"What?"

"I'm getting revenge for that Pervy Sage." Naruto held up his hands in a seal. "Multi shadow clone jutsu!" Summoning about a hundred of himself, Naruto charged at Pein.

"Summoning jutsu." One said, and it summoned a huge, chameleon-like creature. The Peins stepped inside the creatures mouth, and they disappeared, along with the chameleon.

"What the-?!" Naruto looked surprised, he landed on the ground and looked around.

"Naruto! He concealed himself inside the chameleon! You can't find him unless you use scent or hearing!" Kakashi told him.

"Then what do we do? Akamaru or Kiba isn't here! We won't be able to smell them out! And there's too much fighting going on around us to hear anything!" Naruto continued to look around.

"That's where I come in. Step aside Naruto." Kakashi closed his eyes and increased the chakra to his nose. Naruto stood behind Kakashi, watching him. Kakashi opened his sharingan eye where Pein was hiding. "Mangekyou Sharingan!" Kakashi's mangekyou activated and a spacial hole appeared in the air, the desert sand started entering it, being drawn in as if it were a black hole.

The Mangekyou? No...this isn't the sharingan's true Mangekyou. Just a cheap imitation...no, this isn't an imitation. It has power, but not nearly enough to stop someone like me...I cannot fight against two at one time, not when they're this powerful. I must get Uzumaki alone. Pein's summon disappeared, revealing the three other Peins that were left. He made a hand seal and they disappeared as well.

"Looks like they've ran." Kakashi muttered, closing his eye.

"Aw man, I was having fun." Kisame frowned, he grinned and jumped away from Gai and Sakura. "Sorry, but it's time for me to go. However..." Kisame appeared next to Sakura, and slammed the flat side of his palm against her neck at the base of the spine. Sakura collapsed, Kisame picked her up with his sword and disappeared again, reappearing next to Itachi, who broke away from Sasuke. Sasuke wasn't breaking so easily though, he charged at Itachi. Itachi ducked under Sasuke's attack and kicked him away. When Sasuke got back up Itachi and Kisame had gone, along with Sakura.

"Damnit!" Sasuke gritted his teeth, "Come back you coward!" He shouted.

"Sasuke." Kakashi said, Sasuke turned his head to glare at his old sensei. "Come back to the village."

"No." Sasuke glared. "Itachi has to die first."

"Sasuke! We don't know where they are." Naruto told him, "We can't find out where they're hiding!"

"Then I'll look for them!" Sasuke shouted, "I'll search the whole god damn world until I find and kill him! I don't ca- urgh!" Sasuke collapsed, Gai standing behind him, taking back his flat palm. Gai had hit the base of Sasuke's neck, knocking him out. Picking him up over the shoulder, Gai turned to Naruto and Kakashi.

"Right now this is all we can do. Let's go." Gai said, beginning to walk back to the village.

"What's going to happen to him?" Naruto asked, "When we get back to the village I mean."

"He's going to be put in prison for leaving the village." Kakashi answered, "At least until we can get him to promise not to leave."

I know I'm evil for ending it here, but oh well. I LIKE being evil, 'k? Besides, I think I gave you enough of my story for now. Oh yeah, one more thing, if I don't get at least 10 reviews for each chapter, starting now, then I'm not updating. If you have any complaints get over them, if you think someone else will review in your place you're wrong. Everyone's opinion is different, and I want to hear from everyone who reads this.

Your reviews fuel my passion for writing. Whether it be a flame, criticism, or a complement, it helps.

Yes, Deidara did die. I felt like he should somehow, and this was the best way in this situation. Sasuke kills Deidara, nothing new there, I figure I should stay on the storyline of the real Naruto somehow, and this is as close as I could get.

Sorry about my fighting scenes, I'm not very good at them from what I can see. I would be able to do more if I knew more of Pein's techniques and how he utilizes them. Also with the battle between Itachi and Sasuke, I don't even know HOW I'm gonna do that. Because this is and ItaSaku, I'm gonna have to keep both of them alive for now. That's all, hope you enjoyed the epic battles. Any questions, feel free to ask me, I'll answer next time I update. IF I update, your reviews will determine that. Have a nice day.