I never really understood Bella swan's Switzerland comment
I already knew of Victoria's plan b4 any of them did
I would never punch Jacob on the face
Cuddling with a pushy obnoxiuous moronic dog seems like a gud idea
I would gladly be affected by the territorial disputes between mythical creatures
Yes Jacob your beign half naked bothers me
Sedusiicng a vampire seems like a natural reaction to me
Alice and Edward are free ot kidnap me whenever they like
9 When I get married it would b on aug 13
10 Alice can plan my wedding
I ship Alice/Jasper more than Edward/Bella
I adopted a stray dog the other day...I thought he was Jacob Black