Wandering around Italy in the fifteenth century was strange to Douglas, as it should be. "How are we going to communicate? I don't speak much conversational Latin," Douglas stated.
"It's fine, check this out," Captain beamed. He stopped a stranger in the street, "Excuse me, miss; what time is it?"
"Three o'clock," She answered before hurrying away with her baby, very much in English.
"How did that happen?" Douglas asked.
"GERTI's TARDIS translation circuits are translating the local language for you; we're, actually, currently speaking Latin," Captain explained with a proud smile.
"You're cleverer than I give you credit for."
"That's true…" Captain began with a smirk, Douglas snorted, "But it's Gallifreyan technology, I can't take all the credit."
"What would happen if I spoke to them in Latin?" Douglas asked.
"Try it," Captain suggested.
Douglas stopped a bored looking lady – with golden hair in ringlets and a blue satin dress – "Veni, vidi, vici," he said jokingly.
"Sorry, I don't understand Celtic," The lady shrugged and swanned away.
"What?" Douglas gasped, looking at Captain.
"You sounded Welsh," The Timelord giggled.
"About as welsh as Mr Birling," Douglas huffed.
"As Welsh as Stella," Captain smirked.
"We need to get you to watch some better telly…" Douglas laughed slightly.
"No time now," Martin shrugged, "Great power, great responsibility. If something comes up, I have to run off in a moment's notice."
"What's your next stop, then?" Douglas asked.
"Allowing a personal stop; Sherlock series four, but I may stop off at Steven Moffat's house first so I can punch him."
"Of course."
"When on earth is Sherlock series four coming?" Bethany – one of the students – groaned face down on the pillow.
"Two years," Martin moaned, upside-down on the sofa.
"If I had a time-machine, I'd go to the air-date of the first episode of season four. Maybe I'll just settle for punching Moffat in the eye…"
They were about to visit the painter, when Captain heard screams from a few streets over. "That does not sound good…" He commented before…
"EXTERMINATE!"
"Definitely not good."
"Captain, what –"
"Darlek."