(Mmkay- this is a prologue that Drew wrote. I'm too lazy to set it as the first chappie, so I'll stick it here in the third chapter are. XD Hah! Inside jokes abound. XD)
Davy Jones and crew acquire a map from an old coat, but really it turns out to be the entire Periodic Table of the Elements. Jimmylegs takes it for himself, and rolls it up next to the fruit bowl. Bootstrap steals the bowl, which makes Maccus cry because it was his, having stolen it from Jones. Davy Jones flies off the handle when Maccus gets too annoying, and throws him in the locker.
Meanwhile, Clanker is making a sandwich. (We all know what kind of sandwich it is! XD)
Bootstrap escapes to Isla Cruces, where he digs up the Dead Man's Chest, and replaces the heart with the bowl of fruit to hide it. However, while running back to the Flying Dutchman, he trips, and his starfish comes off. Clanker, feeling his sandwich lacks something today, steals the starfish, and puts it into the sandwich. Maccus escapes the locker, and takes the sandwich hostage. Palifico steals the sandwich again from Maccus, who doesn't realise it, and hides the sandwich in the Triple Guns.
Bootstrap awakens to find his starfish gone, and resolves to get it back. The crew assembles, and begins a game of Clue, to decide who did it. Palifico wins, but Bootstrap hits him with the Chest, takes the sandwich, and reattaches the sandwich.
It is at this point that he begins spouting random phrases, as he is known to do. Clanker takes the rest of the sandwich back, and hits Maccus with a ball of shot, who falls overboard, and back into the Locker. Davy Jones begins playing his organ again, wondering where his bowl of fruit had gotten to. Jimmylegs ponders the periodic table, but Boostrap runs into Clanker, who spills rum all over it.
In revenge, Jimmylegs takes Clanker's cat, which says 'Down on your marrowbones and pray', but is stuck in the Triple Guns. However, Greenbeard steers the ship into a reef, and the cat falls out of the cannons, and onto Bootstrap's head. Panicking, he proceeds to slam into the Twins, who decide they want the cat. Clanker eats his bones-and-bread sandwich glumly, as the Twins enter Jones' quarters, but trip and hurl the cat onto his organ.
Jones flies into a rage at this, as Clanker enters with Bootstrap, and a battle ensues. Bootstrap eats a piece of melon, and spits it into the Twins' eyes, as Clanker throws bones at Jones, and attempts to save his cat. Failing this, he sits down and cries, whereupon Jones sends him to the brig for chicken soup & a hug. Bootstrap dances on the organ, and the Twins run away, defeated. Bootstrap then takes up his bowl of fruit, runs out of Jones' quarters, and hurls himself overboard into a random field of flowers.
This brings us to the present.