The next day in the Toon City zoo; all the animals were asleep in their own exhibits.
The zoo alarm clock struck 7 and started dinging.
The animals groaned and woke up.
A chimpanzee went over to a garbage can and pulled out a coffee cup with unfinished coffee, a donut, and a newspaper before going to another chimpanzee that was sleeping on a tree.
"Dude, dude, wake up you filthy animal." the first chimp said sounding like Kevin Levin.
The Second Chimpanzee groaned and slapped his friend
"OK." said the Monkey who sounded like Obama.
The second chimp grabbed the coffee and started drinking it.
In the tiger exhibit; the four tigers were sleeping.
Shere Khan yawned and fell off the tree he was sleeping on.
He goofy screamed and a crashing nice was heard.
Che turned to the crash sight and became shocked.
"NOOOOOOOO, NOT MY KICK ASS 2017 FORD FUSION!" yelled Che.
Gad became shocked.
"Where the hell did you get the time to get a car?" said Gad.
Che turned to Gad.
"You don't know everything about me." said Che.
"You sell Jost's blue fur on the black market." said Gad.
"And I'm proud of it." said Che.
Shere Khan slowly stood up.
"Why do I feel like there's a metal pipe sticking out of my back?" said Shere Khan.
His tiger friends stared at their fearless leader.
Gad approached Shere Khan and saw a metal pipe sticking out of the tiger's back and pulled it out, revealing there was blood on it.
"Probably because there was one." said Gad.
The Fearless Leader turned to his friend.
"Seriously?" said Shere Khan.
Gad nodded.
"Well I'm going to get Liger Jones to notice me." said Jost.
He left the exhibit.
The tigers became confused.
"Seriously, when the zoo's about to open?" said Che.
At the Liger Exibit; the new animal was still sleeping and she was cradling with a Barbie Doll.
"I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world, life in plastic, it's fantastic." Liger Jones sang in her sleep sounding like Leslie Jones.
Jost appeared at the exhibit and saw the Liger.
"Truly magnificent." said Jost.
Elliot appeared.
"What's magnificent?" said Elliot.
Jost became shocked and grabbed the one antlered deer before hiding behind a light pole.
"What're you doing here?" said Jost.
"Wondering why you're checking out the liger before the zoo opens up." said Elliot, "I heard something about your twitter page exploding, but I don't know why since I use Instagram."
The Blue tiger sighed.
"The Liger is very hot." said Jost.
Elliot chuckled.
"You dog." said Elliot.
"I'm a tiger." said Jost.
"Whatever." said Elliot.
"Who's a dog?" asked a voice.
The two turned and saw Bunga with a Cup of Joe
"No one." said Elliot.
Jost noticed the cup of joe.
"Should you really be drinking that?" said Jost.
Bunga laughed.
"Hakuna Matata." said the Honey Badger, "But seriously though, who's a dog?"
"There is no dog." said Jost.
Bunga nodded.
"Alright." said Bunga.
He then walked off.
The Tiger is mad.
"I'd eat him if we weren't friends." He said.
Elliot looked at Liger Jones.
"So you've got the hots for a liger." said Elliot.
"Yep, what's wrong with that?" said Jost.
Surley appeared on Jost's head.
"It's a crime against nature." said Surley.
"Says where?" asked Jost.
Surley pulled out a book titled 'Law's of Nature' and opened it up.
"Page 85." said Surley.
He showed the page to Jost.
"If it's a crime against nature, how come people we know haven't gotten in trouble for it yet?" said Jost.
Cutaway Gag
Leni was on the top of a hill before Knuckles tackled her and the two started rolling down the hill before stopping and laughing.
"Somehow I get the feeling that this is a crime against nature." said Knuckles.
Leni shook her head.
"If it is, how're we still together?" said Leni.
Knuckles did some thinking.
"Good question." said Knuckles.
With Bill; he was in the mansion garage underneath the Patty Wagon fixing it up as Spongebob and Mina were watching.
The Sponge looked at Mina.
"So you're with Sonic's cousin?" said Spongebob.
Mina nodded.
"Yeah, what's wrong with that?" said Mina.
"Pretty sure it's a crime against nature." said Spongebob.
Bill pushed himself out from under the car with a bubble blowing pipe.
"And you're with a squirrel, your point?" said Bill.
Bunnicula who's in a tool box smirked at Bill.
Bill grabbed the box and dragged it under the car, but he grabbed Bunnicula and pushed him out.
The vampire rabbit grumbled.
In some type of studio; Sonic was panting something on a canvas.
He eventually stopped and saw that he had painted a picture of himself with a Zorn like body holding a sword over his head as Gwen, Lynn, Penny, and Luna were on the ground looking up at him.
"Okay it's done." said Sonic.
The girls smiled and left the place they were staying frozen at and went to the canvas to look at it.
"Nice, you got my good side dude." said Luna.
"All those semester's of art class have paid off." said Sonic.
Gwen smiled and kissed Sonic on the cheek.
Penny leaned over to Lynn.
"Sometimes I wonder if this is a crime against nature." said Penny.
"Same here." said Lynn.
At Ray's house; he was on his porch swing playing Another One Rides the Bus on his accordion.
Janna came out of the house and sat down on the porch swing.
Ray stopped playing his accordion and set it on the ground.
Janna smirked at her boyfriend.
"Such an accordion pro." said Janna.
Ray chuckled.
"You should see how I jam on an electric guitar." said Ray.
A mailman appeared at the mailbox and saw everything.
"Quick question, is your relationship a crime against nature?" said the mailman.
Ray turned to the postal worker.
"What kind of question is that? I'm the result of five faries magical powers, not a failed animal DNA experiment." said Ray.
The Postal Worker is shocked.
"Seriously?" said the mailman.
Janna grabbed Ray's head and placed it on top of her own head.
"Does this look like an animal to you?" said Janna.
End Cutaway Gag
"Heroes must be above the law." said Surley.
He walked off.
"JOST!" yelled a voice.
Jost and Elliot became shocked as the deer ran back into his exhibit.
Jost turned around and saw Randy approaching.
"The zoo's about to open up." said Randy.
The naked tiger nodded and ran off while accidentally knocking Randy in the Liger exibit waking up the Liger.
"What the?" said Liger Jones.
She turned and saw Randy before roaring angrily.
"I'M ANGRY AND HORNY!" yelled Liger.
Randy gulped.
"There goes my virginity." said Randy.