A/N: So, I won't be updating for a while because I need to work on a huge project for school that determines whether or not I pass my grade. This story is also confusing, I know, but Edward is a vampire, he can stand being close to Bella because he's practiced and she's been around for a month, Bella does have siblings that will appear when I say so. So, without further ado, I present the third chapter.
Recap:
I sat with my head in my hands groaning loudly. "This sucks."
"Sure looks like it."
Hey Jude
"What the…" I whirled around quickly, my brown hair spreading like the wing of a bird to glare at the person behind me. When I saw his familiarly messy auburn hair, twinkling brown eyes, and impish grin, I shrieked and attacked him with a hug. "JUDE!"
He must have been the one startled then, for he hesitated before laughing. "Hey, sis. You can let me go now."
"Nope." I responded, perfectly content with hugging my brother. His laugh came out worried now: I was famous for being annoying and spontaneous at home.
"Choking! Suffocating! Losing consciousness!" He stuttered out in response and I laughed; his acting was worse than mine.
"That's good for you."
"Hmm." Jude thought, than spoke dangerously, his voice full of mischief. "Will you let me go, for a…cookie?"
My head snapped up, eyes wide and bright. "Cookie?"
"Yes, cookie. You let me go, we go home, and make cookies. How does that sound?"
"Cookie!" I let him go, jumping five feet in the air.
"I'll never, never understand you." He grinned, and we began walking to his car; a beat up and ragged blue Mercedes Benz. He loved it just as much as he loved fantasizing about an SL 550 (LOVE THEM). He slipped easily into the car, and just as I headed for the handle to shotgun a flash of blonde appeared in front of me. Newton.
"Hey Bella." Jeez, he actually looked nervous. "You wanna go out…" He trailed off, obviously expecting an excited yes. Jude took the opportune moment to open the window and talk to me.
"You ready to go Bells?" He looked Mike up and down, before shooting him the overprotective older brother glare. "This creep bothering you?" He finally spoke to me, never letting his eyes leave Newton's.
"Nope. Mike was just leaving, right?" I flashed him a bright, charming smile, movie star fake written all over my face.
His eyes widened in alarm as he backed away. "Yes, sir. I mean, no, sir. I mean, yes…I was just leaving. Have a good day." He stuttered and practically tore like a frightened victim to the stone shelter of the school.
"Ah. Nothing like scaring assholes, huh Bells?"
"All in a day's work, Judey-Toodey." My grin turned sadistic as I climbed into the car, swinging my body into the worn fabric of the seat. Jude groaned, his face twisting up, annoyed.
"You know I hate it when you call me that?"
My door shut loudly and the car began to roll awkwardly out of the school parking lot. "Yep."
"Then why do you do it?" He asked me incredulously, his voice on the edge hysteria.
"Because I looovvveee you." I batted my eyelashes and grinned goofily. "Speaking of how much I looovvvveee you, I love you soooo much that I was thinking…"
Jude was going insane by now; I delighted incredibly in how much my slurring affected him. He once had a girlfriend that did that on purpose 24/7, and let's just say that they didn't get that far because of it. "That we need to find you a girl."
"I'm perfectly capable of that on my own, thank you very much."
"No you're not! Every single girl you've ever thought you liked turned out to be a complete and utter disaster. I, on the other hand, have a full proof record of picking out girls that you would like and actually start to like, but by then it's too late and they've moved on." I paused, my anger letting up a bit. "Plus, I need a new Bella-helps-the-world project, and I want it to be closer to home. So, I figured, what better to do then find my dearest brother a girlfriend?"
"Arent you the sweetest sis in the world?" He muttered, his voice heavy with sarcasm.
"That's me! Sweetest sis in the world right here!" He started to laugh at that, still slightly upset at my idea of a good deed.
"So, on the topic of your love life…" Uh-oh. I knew where this was going. I scowled deeply, showing my displeasure in the topic. "Any special guys I need to investigate?"
"Thankfully, no." He laughed again, overcome his dim situation as he shone the spotlight on mine.
"How about that Jack kid? He's a possibility."
"It's Jacob, and no. He's not. There aren't any possibilities because I don't want any possibilities, so that's that." I huffed, glaring at the window. "Great, now I'm in a bad mood. And you know I burn dinner when I'm in a bad mood."
"Shit." He frowned, sighing as he tried to think of something to cheer me up. Finally he spoke again.
"Any Starbucks nearby?"
A/N: Sorry. Had to stop it there because I loooovvvveeee Starbucks. And no commenting on my lack of proper grammar or spelling. I feel like misspelling today. Thanks for your reviews, and review more because you know you want to!