Quinn patted her stomach hoping she wads being convincing enough. Her Latina friend walked up to her. It was during class so there was no one in the hall except them.
"What's up Fabray?" Asked the brunette, staring at her fingernails.
"I have a plan, but I need your help with it." The head cheerio said, staring at Santana's fingernails.
"What?"
"I'm going to tell Finn I'm pregnant and he'll stay with me! You need to follow my instructions though." Quinn said smiling. The other cheerio frowned, but suddenly it turned into a smile, "sure."
The small Diva frowned at her diary, it was all wrong. She ripped out the page and crumpled it up, tossing it in the trash. She was all alone in the choir room during lunch. The room helped her think, and that's what she needed. In her Diary she wrote how she liked it when Brittany kissed her. But Rachel wasn't thinking straight. Rachel shook her head at the pun. She pushed the kiss out of er mind and decided to focus on Finn. But as she thought up the master plan, Brittany came skipping in.
"Hey cutie!" she said sitting down next to her. The ditz kissed her on the cheek and smiled.
Rachel smiled back, "So any news from Quinn and Santana?"
"Oh ya!" Brittany said, eyes lighting up, "Quinn is pretending to be pregnant." Brittany tried to sneak a peek at Rachel's diary, but the small girl put it back in her backpack.
"oh, how gross." Rachel said sneering. Brittany suddenly frowned, "Do you still want to be with Finn?" Rachel closed her eyes for a second, but opened them and looked at Brittany. Blond, tall and blue eyed, a dangerous combination to a lesbian trying to date a boy for popularity reasons. Rachel leaned real close to Britt and talked real low, "I like you a lot Britt, but publicly I'm going to date Finn. But when it's just you and me, well-" Rachel cut herself off by kissing Brittany.
Quinn proudly strode into math class with fake tear stained eyes. She sat next to Finn silently. Everyone was talking and working, so Finn decided it was ok to ask, "What's wrong?" Quinn didn't turn to him, but responded, "I'm pregnant." Finn stared at Quinn, but Quinn didn't turn around, because she was lying, she felt so guilty.
Brittany skipped down the hall to her best friend, the cheerio who always cared for her. Santana put some books she didn't care about in her locker.
"Hey hey hey!" The ditz said as she approached S. The Latina frowned at Brittany, "Why have you been hanging around that hobbit?" Brittany knew what she meant but she pouted and said, "Call her by her real name."
"Ugh, fine Rach-Berry." The cheerio couldn't say it, so she said the last name.
"Well, can you keep a secret?" The tall blonde said smiling with wide eyes. Santana twisted her face trying to decide to lie or tell the truth. She decided to lie, "Sure!" she said with a cheesy smile.
"We kissed all through lunch time, practiced a duet and made up a hand shake." The ditz said smiling and staring off, imagining their wedding. Santana flicked the ditz.
"OW!"
"What the cheese is wrong with you?"
"A lot of things."
"You didn't even think about me?"
"Well, yesterday you told me it was nothing and that you don't love me. I don't date people who don't love my awesomeness." The Latina was stunned. Brittany, brake up with her? It was unconceivable.
"Britt, are you braking up with me?" Santana could feel the tears in her eyes, but she pushed them back.
"You don't love me openly, we can't be together."
"Neither does Berry."
"Ya but she admits she loves me." With that the tall cheerio walked away.
Santana stormed down the hall to Quinn with only one thing on her mind
Revenge.
Quinn was fixing her make up when the brunette took her eyeliner from her. "We have huge Intel!" The brunette said. Quinn gave her a slight smile.
"Good job." Quinn said. Santana stared at her wondering about her reaction. Would she go crazy, or be calm.
"Rachel doesn't like Finn, she likes Brittany."
"OMG REALLY! PERFECT!" Quinn said slamming her locker door and almost jumping for joy. Santana nodded and thought Iknewshewouldgocrazy
"Operation: Keep Finn away from the hobbit is now in affect." Quinn said as they walked down the hall.
"Are you gonna keep the baby?" Asked Finn as they sat down for lunch the next day.
"no!" Quinn said as though it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"oh, uh." Finn really had nothing to say.
"Hello!" Said an unwelcomed voice at the table. The small, brunette diva stoud in front of the table holding something in her arms, "I think you left something on the floor of the locker room. Rachel held out an odd looking stocking. It had some small cushion in it, making it look like a slightly pregnant belly. Finn stared at Quinn, he was smart enough to know what it meant.
"Finn I-"
"NO!," Finn interrupted Quinn, "I never want to see you again. Why would you do something like that? What were you thinking?" Quinn said nothing as tears started running down her face. That pregnancy was short lived.
Rachel smiled as she dropped the fake belly on the table and skipped off.