Chapter Three
**"I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request...it means NO" is from Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. Just thought it fit the situation so I had Charlie say it :3**
This IS rated M for a reason, meaning language and sex references/scenes. The story also, at one point, switches to Dallas, and Ace's perspectives.
Charlie awoke the next morning to a silent house. The clock chimed, announcing that it was 9:00 AM. David's already gone to school, and both parents are at work. He stood up, giving his fur a quick shake. He looked at Sasha's sleeping body and smiled to himself before padding quietly down the stairs. He glanced quickly in the living room, finding Bailey asleep. He stood over her for a while, just watching her sleep.
Bailey opened her eyes slowly, sighing as she awoke. Looking up, she saw Charlie standing beside the couch. "Charlie?" She asked softly.
He looked down into her eyes. "Yes?" Really, he was surprising himself. He was more or less in a relationship with Sasha, but here he was, watching a way younger dog wake up. Itchy would get a kick outta this! He thought, thinking for the first time in a long time of the Dachshund.
"What are you planning on doing today?" She whispered, shifting into a sitting position.
"Probably go to the bar with Dallas and Ace," Charlie said.
"Can I come?" Bailey asked hopefully, sleepiness still shrouding her voice.
"Well er...After nearly gettin' raped by some idiot, I wanna say no," Charlie woofed.
"That only happened because you ditched me," Bailey stated.
"Did not!" Charlie argued.
"Did too!" Bailey woofed, standing on the sofa now, eye level with Charlie. "You and Sasha went over to Dallas and Ace and left me standing there alone. I call that ditching."
"I did?" He tilted his head. "Okay maybe I did. But you ain't comin' with us so forget it!"
"Pleeeease Charlie?" Bailey begged, widening her blue eyes, staring up at him.
"I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request," Charlie said.
Bailey blinked. "Huh?"
"It means NO," Charlie snapped.
"Okay, okay, FINE," Bailey grumbled.
Sasha came downstairs. "Charlie, come on lets go to the bar now!"
"Wuh? I thought you wasn't coming. Isn't you gonna stay home?" Charlie was utterly confused.
"Uh no, I never told you I was staying home," Sasha said. "What made you think that?"
"Well I was gonna hang with Ace an' Dallas today, and mebbe Tyreese too...Wondering if mebbe you was gonna stay home with Bailey."
"Charlie? I need to talk to you. In the kitchen," Sasha growled. Raising an eyebrow, Charlie followed her.
"What?" He asked.
"Charlie I am so not staying home with Bailey while you go have fun," Sasha said matter of factly.
"Whaddaya want me to do than, Sasha? Take her with us and have some punk rape her?" Charlie growled.
"I don't know maybe...GET RID OF HER?" Sasha yelled. "Or leave her here?"
"What's your problem?" Charlie yelled back. "Jus' yesterday you was fine with Bailey bein' here. Now your standin' here bitching at me! I swear Sasha you are so bi-polar sometimes!"
"At least I didn't insist on bringing some stupid pup into the house!" Sasha's eyes were lit with anger.
"Would you prefer I left her in the streets to fend for herself? For God's sake Sasha, she's pretty much a kid!" Charlie yelled.
"Not true!" Sasha growled. "She said she's a year and three months. If she were a human she'd be fourteen. That's not a kid, Charlie, that's a teen."
"Fourteen or not, she's young. Either you stay with her or she's coming with us and that's final!"
"I'm not going anywhere with you today Charlie," Sasha growled at him. "I'm spending the day alone."
"If that's how you want it, fine," Charlie barked. "Have fun." He turned and marched into the living room as Sasha tore out of the house. "Hey Bailey, I decided you can come with me."
Bailey looked upset. "I heard you fighting with Sasha. You didn't need to do that. For me." She hung her head. "Now she hates me." She sniffled. "I can go back on the streets if you want me to."
Charlie shook his head firmly. "You ain't goin' back on them streets, you stayin' in this house. Now we're goin' to the bar."
Tyreese wasn't working the door, so Charlie payed off a terrier who looked pretty doped up. After ordering a beer, Charlie located Dallas and Ace and headed over, Bailey in tow.
"Ah Charlie you brought yer lil' lady friend," Dallas drawled, eyes already glazed over. "Where's dat Sasha?"
"She took to actin' like a bitch and is being alone today," Charlie replied, taking a giant gulp of his Coors.
"So Charlie you and Sasha havin' a midlife crisis?" Ace asked.
"I wouldn't call it that. More like...uh a disagreement," Charlie woofed, not fazed by his fight with Sasha at all.
"She mad because of a certain...uh...cuz you guys have yet to...unless you already...er..." Ace couldn't find the words to say what was on his mind.
"What Ace is trying to ask," Dallas clarified, "Is if you an Sasha have gotten it on yet."
Charlie slammed his beer down. "NO me and Sasha have not had sex yet GIVE IT A REST!"
Ace held his paws in the air. "Well scoooz me! It's just that well you guys have been going out for what? Six months?"
"Just because we're going out don't mean we gotta have sex," Charlie snarled.
"One o my past girlfriends and I had sex after a week!" Ace said.
"OH YEAH? Me and one o my past girlfriends had it on the first date. OH YEA ACE YOU JUST GOT OWNED! SUCK IT!" Dallas crowed, obviously proud of himself. Ace frowned.
"YOU KNOW WHAT DALLAS?" Ace shouted.
"WHAT?"
"GO SHOOT A DEER!"
"IF THERE WERE ANY DEER IN THIS STUPID TOWN I WOULD!" Dallas shouted back.
"BOTH OF YA SHUDDUP!" Charlie bellowed. Ace and Dallas turned their heads slowly to look at Charlie. "We're causing a scene," Charlie said. Dallas waved to a poodle. "Damn she's hot," he whispered. "Hey guys I'm going to get that poodle to have sex with me."
Ace, who had fallen over onto the table, managed to look up. "Oooh yeah have fun."
Charlie said, "Yeah dude!"
Dallas headed over to the poodle. "Hey, wanna go to the bathroom with me?" He asked smoothly.
"Good Lord," Charlie muttered, but he was laughing.
The poodle jumped up. "Sure, hot stuff." Dallas led her into the mens bathroom.
They walked right into the biggest stall. The poodle said, "I always carry condoms so here you go."
Dallas looked at her sideways. "Oh but it will be more fun if you put it on me."
She smiled slyly as he spread his legs. She reached her muzzle up between his hind legs and started licking his sheath, trying to coax his member out. Dallas grunted, letting his member slide into her mouth. "My name's Kate," she said.
"I'm Dallas."
Kate rubbed her tongue up the side of his dick, than nibbled the tip. Dallas moaned loudly. Kate took that as a sign of pleasure and bit his dick. Dallas almost fell. "Damn Kate, you're good at this," he whispered, feeling his thing getting stiff. Kate let go and got the condom on his dick.
Dallas adjusted his position, so he was behind her. Kate crouched down, exposing her hole to him. She looks tight. Just the way I like it. He licked it a few times, exciting himself the rest of the way to readiness. Before she could say anything, Dallas mounted her, pushing his dick into her vagina. Kate screamed in pleasure.
Meanwhile, out in the bar, Charlie said to Ace and Bailey, "I wonder how long it's gonna take him. If he doesn't come out in like an hour, we should probably leave without him."
Ace nodded. "Yeah. Knowing him, he'll probably be in there for a while."
Bailey asked, "Uh not to intrude but does he do that a lot?"
"If you consider about twice every three months a lot," Ace said.
"Wow..." Bailey woofed.
Ace looked like he was dozing off but than he jerked his head up. "H-Hey Charlie?"
"Yeah? Jeez Ace you look like you've seen a ghost."
"T-that's because...I think I have," Ace stammered.
"What are you talking about? That's insane," Charlie woofed.
"Just to make sure...Itchy's dead right?" Ace asked, still staring off behind Charlie.
"Uh yeah..." Charlie answered, slowly turning around.
"Well he's coming our way," Ace said, still looking terrified.