ZOMFG!! I'm so sorry I haven't updated! Don't Hurt me! And this chapter isn't funny! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Anyway…SANJAYA IS OFF AMERICAN IDOL!! WOOOO Sorry to his fans….but his hair irritated me. A lot. Lol.
Happy Earth Day! I got to drive a tractor around today, picking up trash hehe. Picture it.
Me. I looked badass in my straw hat, plaid farmer shirt and brown shorts. (it was too cold for shorts) on a 55 year old tractor, that's rusty with a little 4th grader sitting on the side. (seriously…he's a mini munchkin! I'm like 5'4" and he's only up to my like waist!)
We were driving down the middle of the road and looked coolio XD
Well….anyway..again thanks to all those reviewer from last authors note! You made me happy D Too many names to list, but otherwise I would. Heh
Okay, just mentioning that everyone is in between 18-20 in this story….and they act 4-8 yrs old lol
ONTO THE STORY!!!!
Disclaimer: I Don't own Naruto. Bite Me. If you don't have rabies of course!
Thoughts- ITALICS!!!
Neji's inner self- GASP BOLD ITALICS!!!
Lyrics- MORE ITALICS!!!!
And...I FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET AROUND THE DOCUMENT UPLOADER WHICH WON'T LET ME UPLOAD ANYTHING! MWAHAHAHA
I admit it...Im a spaz
Tenten groaned and rolled over, pressing the pillow over her head as the phone. After the first ten calls she realized the caller wasn't going to go away.
Of course she still didn't pick up! She is a procrastinator, though not to the level Shikamaru is. (Duh XD)
After call number….probably 95, she screamed and picked up the phone.
"WHAT!!!!" She shrieked into the phone. "AFTER THE FIRST THREE CALLS YOU SHOULD HAVE REALIZED I WASN'T GOING TO PICK UP!!!"
"Aw…but I know you Tenny." A voice said sweetly. Tenten scowled and sat on her bed.
"What do you want Ino" She growled, calming now that the initial psycho 'I'm going to kill you' stage was out of her system. At least for now.
"Well, we heard about what happened to you at training yesterday. With the crying an' all. Lee told us."
Tenten's 'I'm going to kill you stage' was back and she began to formulate Lee's painful death.
"So, who's 'we'" She asked, trying to stay calm. She could tell Ino knew Tenten was getting angry and was enjoying it.
"Hinata, Sakura, Temari, Haruka and maybe Mizu….We're going to have a sleepover party to comfort you!"
Tenten blinked. "Your solution for everything is a sleepover isn't Ino? I'm not going."
There was a feral growl of a mad (rabid) girl on the other line. "Oh, you're going to go. And you're going to like. Or I'm going to show all of Konoha these pictures I have of you shopping at….(scary music plays in background) DAVIDS BRIDAL!!!!"
(A/n I went there cuz I was the bridesmaid in my cousins wedding….My mom kept making me try on all these dresses –shivers-)
Tenten paled as the line went dead. She had to get packing. Ino ruined Sasuke's life by putting pictures of him wearing a pink tutu in the paper.
Talk about holding a grudge about being rejected.
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Tenten had resist the urge to run as she hears someone shout 'I got it Dad!' as she rang the doorbell . Ino opened the door, Sakura, Hinata, Temari and Haruka behind her. Peeking past them she saw Mizu- tied to the chair, duct tape over her mouth looking panicked. Ino squealed happily.
"Tenny! You got here just in time! We're doing make-overs!"
Hearing the word dreaded by every tomboy, 'makeover', Tenten fled, running as fast as she could. She wasn't fast enough though, loaded down with her bags and Sakura 'poofed' in front of her and dragged her back to the Yamanaka house, kicking and screaming.
After an intense struggle, they had Tenten strapped to a chair next to Mizu. Ino clapped her hands happily.
"Okay, makeover time! Tenten you can go second since you got here second. Mizu, you go first!" Removing the gag from Mizu's mouth, Ino continued. "Okay, we'll be right back so don't move you two!"
Tenten glanced over at Mizu. "I'm scared Mizu-chan." She whimpered. Mizu shivered.
"Join the club Tenten" She muttered, grimacing. Tenten smirked at the tomboy.
"I'll try to untie your ropes if untie mine…" She offered. Mizu grinned.
"Deal."
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After a few minutes where they thought they wouldn't be able to untie the ropes, they actually managed to. Amazing ain't it? Mizu and Tenten slowly snuck out the door, freezing when they were in the kitchen and Ino's dad saw them. He simply raised an eyebrow, grinned, and waved them on. Tenten had to stop herself from cheering and held it down. She couldn't keep it down any longer, and Tenten shouted with glee.
"WOOHOOO!!! FREEDOOOOOOM!!! IT TASTES SO GOOD!!!"
Tenten, realizing what she had done, paled with fear again. (A/n hmm…fear…FEARETH!)
Mizu instinctively hit the ground dragging Tenten with her. (Ah those good old ninja instincts). Above them they could hear Ino, Sakura, and Haruka open the window, then Ino's puzzled voice.
"Hm…I swear I thought I heard something that sounded like Tenten….Oh well. Probably a squirrel."
Then Haruka, "A squirrel…A RABID squirrel!!!"
There was a collection sighs from the girls, and then Sakura spoke. "We should probably check up on them anyway."
There was a chorus of agreements and then the window closed. Mizu and Tenten glanced at each other and the same thought ran through their heads.
RUN LIKE HELL!
Kiba yawned glancing at Neji who looked rather agitated. Grinning he poked him lightly. The Hyuuga jumped about thirty thousand miles in the air, screaming like a small child. A girly girl small child to be exact. And a satellite got a picture of it. Ooohh this was going to make the front page…..
When he landed he saw Naruto rolling on the floor laughing, Sasuke raising an eyebrow and Shikamaru….sleeping. Of course there was also Kiba whistling innocently. Neji growled. "Who was that?"
Kiba shrugged. "Tenten?"
Neji's eyes widened. "SHE DOESN'T HAVE MY DIARY! I THINK!"
The guys just stood opened mouthed. "Diary? YOU have a diary?"
Neji paled much like Tenten had. "You never heard that. Just pretend."
Of course they all broke into laughter, and Neji burst into tears which stopped them. Kiba looked at Neji who curled into a ball.
"Dude, did someone put estrogen in your drink or something?"
At that word Naruto paled and shifted uncomfortably. Estrogen? I thought that was sugar…or flour…or something! Ah…darn…Neji gonna kill me.
Neji sniffled and wiped his eyes. "No….But someone stole my diary!" He wailed. The guys simply blinked and edged away slowly in the 'We don't know him' way.
Just then they stared down the road unanimously to see two girls racing down the street. Attempting to slide to a stop, Tenten stopped a few inches from Neji's face, while Mizu fell in a tangled heap with Kiba. She stared into his eyes for a moment, he blushed from the fact that he was lying on top of her, and she blushed too. Then Mizu's eyes widened and she screamed. "Pervert!"
Kiba opened his mouth. "No, pervert would be Jiraiya and" He began to gape like a fish out of water as she kneed him between the legs. She frowned, standing up, as he fell to his knees. Finally after a few minutes he groaned.
"I feel like I'm gonna be sick man. My stomach freaking hurts like hell." He whispered. Mizu looked apologetic.
"Ehm…sorry…instinct…" she muttered. He was about to respond, standing up, when they heard more footsteps. Everyone turned to see Ino, Temari, Sakura, Hinata, and Haruka standing there tapping their feet angrily. Mizu grinned uneasily.
"So...how 'bout them Red Sox?"
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Once again they were strapped to the chairs as Ino advanced upon them, make up in hand. Screams emitted from the house for a few minutes until everything went silent.
Deadly silent.
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"Okay guys! Let's play truth, dare, or electric chair!" Sakura yelled, dragging Tenten and Mizu behind her. When they formed a circle, Mizu and Tenten sat back , sulking.
Tenten had her hair brushed out of their usual buns, and was wearing silky green pajamas with a glittery dragon winding up the side. Ino , and had applied light green eye shadow, and pink lipstick, and blush.
Mizu had had her light brown hair brushed until shiny, and her side-bangs brushed partially over one eye. She was wearing black short-shorts and a grey t-shirt that said 'I make boys cry' in silver glitter. Sakura had put silver eye-shadow on her as well as glittery lip gloss and blush.
"So, you can go first Meez!"
Mizu frowned. "Electric chair, I guess….What is it?"
Temari grinned. "You get to do both Truth and Dare!"
Mizu began to bang her head on the wall muttering 'why me' over and over.
"Okay, truth. Who do you like?"
Mizu blushed and said something really quietly.
"Can't hear you Mizu-chan…"
"I said Kiba!"
The girls all squealed happily and Ino added, "You guys would make such a cute couple!!"
Mizu grumbled under her breath and rolled her eyes. "So, just get on with the dare..."
"Okay…I dare you to go knock on his door and visit him!!"
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Mizu jumped from foot to foot, cursing the cold ground and knocked on Kiba's door. After a few moments it widened and Kiba peeked out.
"Hey Mizu-chan. Why're you here?" He asked curiously. Mizu shook her head.
"Can I come inside? It's cold out here..." She requested, her teeth chattering.
"Sure."
When she walked through the door there were a few wolf-whistles and someone yelled "Ohh Kiba! Nice choice in girls."
Mizu gave Naruto, Gaara, Shikamaru, Sasuke and Neji death glares, and Kiba grinned apologetically.
"Sorry, my sister and mom are out of town, and they're staying over."
Mizu shrugged it off as he led her upstairs. They sat at the balcony in silence for a few moments before Mizu spoke.
"Ehm…sorry about before…." She said quietly. Kiba smiled softly at her and she blushed.
"No problem. I feel better now I guess."
Mizu Smiled back and they sat in silence for a bit longer. Then Kiba turned to her nervously.
"Hey…uh…M-Mizu-chan? Can I tell you something?"
Mizu nodded quizzically as he moved closer to her.
The girls all squealed again as Mizu let herself back in, blushing and breathing heavily. Her makeup was smudged, her hair messed up, and twigs stuck out of her hair at odd angles.
"What happened?" Haruka asked, getting in her face- while eating a muffin. Mizu grinned.
"I'm sworn to secrecy..." She said mischievously. The girls squealed again.
"Ohmegawd!" Ino shouted. "You guys kissed didn't you!!"
Mizu simply blushed and shook her head no.
"WHAT!"
"No…we smashed pie in the guys' faces." She said slyly. The girls all rolled their eyes while Tenten began to laugh.
Well…I'm partially telling them the truth…Flashback
Mizu and Kiba sat in the tree, laughing their butts off as Neji, Naruto, and Gaara looked around for them on the ground, pie hanging off their faces. Suddenly Naruto licked the cream off his face and shouted.
"Hey! It tastes like ramen!" The other two just sweat-dropped. Kiba turned to Mizu, grinning.
"You know, most other girls wouldn't do something like that." He muttered, quiet so they three on the ground wouldn't hear him. Mizu shrugged and smiled.
"I guess I'm not much like other girls then." She replied, and as she said it, his face drew closer. Suddenly he kissed her. She squeaked in surprise, flailing her arms- And fell out of the tree, falling on top of Neji. He groaned, his face being ground into the dirt. Mizu grinned.
"Thanks for breaking my fall Neji!" He groaned again and Kiba peered down anxiously from the tree. Note to self…never kiss a girl in a tree…. He thought, embarrassed. Naruto began to laugh.
"I guess you ARE a really bad kisser Kiba!" He shouted upwards. Kiba ducked back into the tree, hiding his face. Realizing her advantage, Mizu smiled mischievously.
"So…Neji…who do you like?"
Neji put on the classic stoic, heroic face and said nothing.
"I'll dig this combat boot into your back if you don't tell me…"
Neji whimpered. "Tenten."
"Good boy. Now…what's the combination to the lock on your house?"
"102889" He muttered, scowling at this blow to his pride. Mizu grinned. Time to go…she thought. Removing her knee from his back she stood up, brushed herself off, waved to the boy who was hiding in the tree and ran like crazy.
(A/n…seems like the 'longest day..' longest authors note and the longest flashback!)
End Flashback
"Oh, Tenten?"
Tenten glanced up at Mizu. "Yeah?"
"Well…Mr. 'I got estrogen put in my drink' loves you."
It took a moment for her to process the thought and then her eyes widened. How did she know? Does she know I have his diary? Swallowing her fear, Tenten turned to the brunette.
"How d'you know? She asked, her voice quivering. Mizu smirked maliciously.
"I do enjoy torture…" Seeing Tenten's freaked out face she threw her hands in the air as if surrendering and added quickly, "I had my combat boot in his back. I swear I didn't kill him. I just got information"
At that she relaxed slightly though she was still slightly worried about her biggest secret being revealed. Mizu interrupted her thoughts, whispering what happened to her best friend. Haruka began to laugh her butt off.
"That's classic….just classic." She gasped, wiping her eyes. "Who was the worse kisser, you or Kiba?"
Mizu glared at her. "Neither of us were bad kissers…I was just surprised! In fact…umm….oh…nevermind"
"Sure Meez, Sure."
Mizu glared even more angrily at her.
"Okay, Haruka. So, Truth, Dare, or Electric Chair? "
Haruka grinned madly. "Electric chair man. Electric chair...!"
"Truth. Do you like someone?" Temari came up with the truth question.
Haruka thought for a moment. "Yeah."
"Who is it?" Temari asked.
She smiled "You simply asked if I liked someone. I said yes. I don't have to answer your other question. So HA!"
Temari grumbled under her breath while the other girls laughed. Haruka winked.
"Loopholes dear Watson, loopholes."
Sakura blinked. "Isn't it 'Elementary dear Watson'?"
In response, the Uchiha shrugged. "Same thing. Dare me. Now."
This time Mizu laughed. "Okay, I dare you to sing 'Barbie Girl'."
Haruka shrugged again. "Fine."
"But first…you have to call the boys and invite them over."
This time Haruka glared at her. "You really are evil Mizu, you know that?"
Mizu smiled in response. "Joy."
Minutes later the guys were there all wondering what the heck was going on. Then Haruka scowled and walked in front of them.
I'm a Barbie Girl in a Barbie world
Everyone looked horrified at the song choice and Gaara dived under a pillow screaming something about the lyrics burning his ears. At that moment Sasuke tackled Haruka putting a hand over her mouth.
"Noo! My cousin can't sing that! She'll disgrace the clan's name!"
There was an awkward silence following this, which Naruto broke by yelling "Awkward silence! A gay baby was born!"
(a/n: I have nothing against gay people. But that always makes me laugh!)
While later, while everyone was sleeping, guys included, Ino crept toward Tenten.
"Tenten…we never got to your dare."
Tenten moaned and flipped over. "Whaaaattt?"
"Follow us"
Rubbing her eyes she followed them out and down the road to a large lot of giant houses. Stopping at one a figure, assumed to be Mizu, stopped by the lock and quickly picked it. They tiptoed upstairs and stopped at a door with an unreadable nameplate. "The code is 102889" Someone whispered.
"Okay…your dare…is to paint this room pink with us." Ino spoke softly. Tenten sighed.
"Fine." She said, not knowing whose room it was. When they finished half an hour later they were all covered in paint.
"Can we go now? I'm –yawn- tired…" Tenten muttered mumbled.
"Yah…One sec." Ino whispered back and disappeared into the room. When she came back out she had a darker pink brush in hand and was grinning.
"Now run!"
As they ran out they saw a dark figure walking down the street. He saw them and shouted. "Hey! You! What are kids doing on the Hyuuga estate!"
The girls just ran faster and he didn't give a chase. They all fell into their beds laughing quietly so they didn't wake anyone up. But one person wasn't in their bed.
Neji snuck slowly through the window of Tenten's bedroom. This was the last house he had to search for his precious diary. Opening a draw he stared at the skirt.
Tenten has a skirt? Odd…
He picked it up and examined it in one hand. Shrugging he glanced back in the draw and saw a small book. Squinting, he read the cover.
Diary of Tenten. DO EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCHING IT YOU PERVE!!! But…I hate the skirt. So take that.
Well…I might as well obey her orders and take the skirt…WAIT! What the! TENEN..HAS A DIARY!!! OMG! IT'S THE APACALYPSE!!!! AHHH!!!
Wait…calm Neji…calm….just bring it home and read it…it's not the apocalypse…CALM BOY!! Good….I'l give you a cookie when we get home.
Erm…who the heck are you?
Well….Luke….I am your father!
Neji sweat dropped My names not Luke
-Sigh- I'm your inner self…you just had to ruin my fun didn't you? –sigh again- Just go…home –sob-
Neji blinked but obeyed his 'inner self' and flew out the window.
WEEHEEE!!! I FEEL LIKE SUPERMAN!!!
Okay, everyone thank SassyPants for the idea about Neji getting Tenten's diary! Hehe Your review made me laugh! So did He-Didn't-Betray-Us and everyone else! So this chapter is dedicated to my reviewers lol
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