Chisa: You know what song is stuck in my head?

Ikuto: Like a virgin.

CM: WHAT DID YOU DARE SAY?!

Amu: Um what song Chisa? (Sweat drops)

CM: (Mugs Ikuto and smiles to Amu) That nothing on you song.

I: LAME

CM: THAT"S IT, AMU! (Snaps her fingers)

A: Oh no. (Has no self control over body again)

I: Ah shi-!

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FLASHBACK!

"Come on, how hard can it be?"

Tuesday after the negotiation.

::::::::::::: Amu's P.O.V:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

I shook my head, and widened my eyes in such shock. My Dad was at it again, and this time he had dogs, and a metal detector. Come on a freaking metal detector?! And those aren't even my dogs! I look over to a silent Ikuto, and saw him a little confused, and a little unwanted of the thing he will face. And that thing would be my Dad.

"What's wrong? You're not scared are you?" I said smirking, but gulped myself.

"Me, scared? That's absurd," Ikuto said yelling and mumbled. "Although, I'm not a dog person."

I giggled at his last comment; it was cute that he said that. It made him not seem as superior as he shows everyone. I turned back to serious mode, and turned to him.

"Did you study the flashcards I given you about myself?"

"Nope, I'd figure I'd just wing it." He said leaning back in the seat, and I hit him on the head.

I huffed, and brutally slammed his head against the car window. "You bastard, even though I spent all night studying about you! You make me sick!"

"Ouch Amu wait!" Despite Ikuto pleading me to stop, I kept slamming him on the window, over and over again.

"Bastard, pervert, woman preyer!" I said and froze when I heard a knock on the window, and saw my two parents.

I saw plastered on my Mothers face disappointment, and worry as opposed to my Father's whose was enthusiastic, and filled with joy upon seeing me hold Ikuto's face against the window.

I dropped his head in shock, and opened the door marching out quickly, and jumping into their arms. "Mama, Papa it's great to see you again!"

"Amu what where you-." Mama said confused, but I heard a voice behind me.

"That's just her way of showing affection, right honey?" I saw Ikuto pulling his arms at the sides of my waist, and grasping me tight.

I couldn't believe this monster had his hands at the sides of my waist. And, to make it worse my body was heating up, and I was so startled I thought my heart was going to jump out of my chest. I was frozen, I wasn't ready. I remember thinking at that moment…God save me now.

"Hiyah!" I heard, and felt a bliss come between me and Ikuto. I saw it was none other than my Dad.

(Btw…It's a karate noise ha-ha.)

"You are not worthy to touch my daughter until you are worthy of my seal!" My Dad said charging up Ikuto.

"Seal of what?" Ikuto said confused.

Dad striked his hand up in the air. "My seal of approval of course!"

::::::::::::: Ikuto's P.O.V:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Damn that crazy bitch, and her crazy Dad. Why the hell am I going through this again? Oh yeah, I don't want to be known worldwide that I am a heartless jerk. But still, why the hell does he have to go all airport security and Bruce Lee on my ass? Whatever, must bare with it…must.

"I respect your concerns sir." I bluffed, and heard a scanning sound.

I look down to see Amu's father waving the metal detector all around me, and waved it frantically like a police offer with a stop sign. But, I still managed to keep a calm, composed face.

"Dad, you've been waving at him with that for like fifteen minutes, he's clean." Amu said annoyed.

Amu's Dad pulled away from me slowly; never averted his eyes and ordered us to follow him into the house.

It was dinner time, it was silent, and it seemed as if someone died.

"So, what delicious meal are we having today?" I said placing one hand on the table, and one on the thing.

I felt Amu cringe a little, and turn to her mother who started talking.

"We're going to eat beef stew Amu's favorite. Would you like to make other suggestions?" Her mother said with a sincere smile.

"Oh yes I'd like some caviar and-." I said, but was poked with a fork and yelped.

"He's kidding, so funny huh Ikuto?" Amu said and nudged me hard on the side.

I look across the table to see Amu's father eating, and never leaving his eyes with me. When he spoke I immediately put down my utensils to listen, "So hotshot, I heard you sold a million albums, you own four houses, and you had two mug shots."

Amu's father narrowed his eyes, and folded his arms grinning.

"Well Sir I-."

"I also heard that you have recent flings every week, so I tell you why would you marry my daughter?" Amu's father said drawing closer to the table to hear me.

I loosened my tie, and felt the room heat up instantly. All eyes were on me. Shit, I should have studied those flashcards Amu given me…shit.

"Sir, your daughter is special." I just blurted out, and saw Amu a little confused.

"Special, how so?" Her father questioned, and I did the only thing I could do…WING IT.

I looked at her father and spoke in a serious tone. "This woman saved me from salvation, I was at the end of my despair, and I tried to indeed….commit suicide." I said faking a sad tone.

I saw Amu scrunch up her eyebrows confused, and nod her head when her father gave glares to us.

"You see sir, I didn't like Amu just for her looks and bountiful curves; she saved me."

::::::::::::: Amu's P.O.V:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Bountiful curves? I take it as a compliment? I'm surprised Ikuto was doing so well. But he may succeed because he is an actor.

"And how on earth did she save you? Well, I can believe that my dearest blue jay did." Papa switched his expression more gleeful.

Ikuto nodded, and smiled for his victory. "You know sir; I am very fond for the Passeriformes."

"Shut up," Dad sang in a tune, and I dropped my mouth down in shock. "THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE FAMILY BIRDS!"

Ikuto and my Dad shook hands, and Ikuto made his way winging and kissing up….again.

I turned to Ikuto and whispered to him. "HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PASSERIFORMES?!"

Ikuto smirked, and spoke in a soft tone. "It was a movie I played in. It's called, Birds of the wind, Ikuto turned back to my Dad and smiled "Might I also add sir, that you have such a great voice, you should try out for Glee."

My Dad jumped up excitedly and started twirling over the place, and using a spoon for a microphone. I am destined to play in that show!"

Everyone was laughing and having a great time. We paused to look at the visitors who opened the door; and I instantly dropped my fork.

"Oh Ami, Tadase, come in come in, we were just going to sing karaoke with our spoon microphones, come, come." Dad said waving his hands.

I saw Mama hush him, and give a glare meaning it was not okay at the moment for us to be together.

I saw Ami's face light up when she saw Ikuto, but fade when she saw me. And, I saw Tadase just staring at me with guilt.

"Ahem, Tadase, Ami, this is Ikuto." Dad said joyfully, and Mom hit him with a breadstick.

Tadase nodded, and Ami nodded with a goofy grin stuck on her face. This made me feel uneasy.

"I heard about your sudden engagement. It was blasted all over the news, and on newspapers," Ami said softly with a smile and turned to Ikuto. "I'm such a huge fan."

Ikuto smiled and added. "I'm glad."

I nudged Ikuto hard on the side, and he gave his yelp again. "I think we should go right honey?"

"WAIT DON'T FORGETTHE FRUIT CAKE!" Dad added.

::::::::::::: Ikuto's P.O.V:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Damn, I look at Amu's sister what was it Ami? She was cute, and sexy unlike that crazy hag Amu. I mean Amu's hot, but she should start dressing like a lady, and maybe even act like one as well.

"I'm sure we can stay a bit." I said with a smile.

I saw Amu's face tense up, and squeezed my arm tighter. "I'm sure we should go because we have an important appointment."

I shrugged and sat back down on the chair looking at Ami. "We can always do that another time dear. So Ami how's-."

I saw that blonde runt come between us and smiled. "I'm sure it's very important."

"Tell him it is!" I heard Amu whispering behind me.

"Not really, so who are you anyway?" I said bluntly and mumbled. "You're like an unwanted shadow."

That runt stood up a few inches shorter than me, and looked me in the eye. "I'm Ami's boyfriend, and soon to be fiancé."

"WHAT?! FINANCE?! WHO?!" Amu's Dad said looking around.

I saw Amu's cute sister turn pink and rock back and forth. "Yeah, we were thinking about it for the past four months."

Oh so this was the dude who left Amu…I can't blame him though.

"Yeah, so just be on your way." The blonde kid said like he was trying to push us out or something.

I added with a smile. "Oh great, you'll enjoy it after ours."

"Ours will be in Greece." The kid said boasting.

"We'll have a yacht." I responded.

Tadase rolled his sleeves up, and straightened his form. "Our honeymoon will be in Mexico."

"Our honeymoon in Hawaii has coconut drinks." I said with a sly smile.

"Me and my soon to be wife, are great scuba divers." He shot back.

I shrugged my shoulders and laughed. "She massages my feet."

"We do pilates together." He raised his voice.

"We like to take work out together." I said smiling.

The kid yelled. "WE"RE PLANNING TO GET A HOUSE!"

Ah shit I thought. A house was good. He's a fair opponent I must say, but I still can sing and dance. All eyes were on me and I didn't know what to say, everything in my mind couldn't process. This was the first time I fumbled on wanting to say.

"We-We.-." I said and Amu stepped forward.

"We're planning to have a baby!" Amu said aloud, and my mouth shot open.

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