So there I was, in front of my computer screen, when I saw a review from Fairytail9 to write ways to annoy Death the Kid!
Kid: why me?
Me: it was requested.
Kid: but why, I am already sure of at least 21 of them… *digs face in hands
Me: but there are only 20…
Kid: exactly.
Me: just shut up and look symmetrical. Oh wait… *points at his head.
Kid cries and punches the ground complaining about how big of an asymmetrical piece of trash he is
Change Liz and Patty's outfits to two totally different things
Cut his hair
Tell him he will never be like his father
Give him the answers to the math assignment… (consisting of nothing but 7 and 9)
Get him a Dalmatian.
Ask him why he doesn't freak out over the fact that his father is COMPLETELY asymmetrical!
Tell him it isn't very "Shinigami-like" to live with two girls
Ask him out
If he says yes take him to the trashiest place you can think of and watch him die of the lack of symmetry
Make him read a fanfic.
Seriously, make him read a fanfic.
About him and Black*Star…
Or maybe one about Liz and Patty…
Do the thing I did in bold letters… he hates that
Draw a heart with one side smaller than the other one
Tell him Black*Star is a much better meister than him
Run up to him in the hallway and say, "Kid… you are so…" *pausing for dramatic effect. "asymmetrical" then run off
Make Patty switch places with Liz when they do their poses
RELEASE THE FANGIRLS!
Lock him and Excalibur in a room
So, there it is, 20 ways to annoy Death the Kid! He would hate me…