Disclaimer: Why does this site have to remind me every time that Yugioh isn't mine! Let me fantasize damn it!

Author's Note: Thanks to my first reviewer: Kyo Love With Little Sanity, hugs Kyo to death YAY!!!! Jumping around happily Yeah, I admit my pairing is more than a little weird. I guess I just saw too many YxY, SxJ, and I wanted to try something different. . Since Seto and Ryou are my favorite characters... and Yami Bakura was just thrown in for fun. I'm thinking I'll add Joey or Malik later on. Tell me what you think.

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The duel progressed pretty quickly, mainly because I designed my deck to counter Seto's exactly. I didn't have many high attack monsters, but the ability to predict his every move more than made up for the disadvantage. I could have finished him off several times during the duel, but I was waiting, waiting for him to summon Blue Eyes White Dragon.

If I beat him now, he would just think it was by a stroke of luck, so I need him to get his strongest monster out. Only then will he completely submit to me …

"I'm going to win," he laughed, I worried whether he was losing it. Maybe I was being a bit too harsh when I talked to him. "I summon the Blue Eyes White Dragon."

I was glad that I waited so long for him to summon his dragon, they looked really nice together. More importantly, the breeze that the dragon brought gave me a really nice view of his legs, and then some.

Seeing me mesmerized, he smirked in satisfaction. "Go my dragon, obliterate Panther Warrior!"

I rubbed my nose, fingering the magical cylinder I laid on the field earlier. It seems too mean to activate that right now. It's alright, I'll let him have his two minutes of glory. I'll win next turn instead.

"How about that! Now you only have five hundred life points" I wanted to remind him that he only had three hundred, but decided against it.

"I'll summon another Panther Warrior to the field." He pretty much gave me free rein to do what I wanted, since his spell/trap slot was empty.

"So what? Panther Warrior needs a sacrifice to attack so it can't attack my Vorse Raider. And it's too weak to destroy my Blue Eyes anyways." He was troubled by my ease.

I paused. I had Change of Heart, Heavy Storm and Black Pendant, which means I had three ways to beat him. "I'll equip my Panther Warrior with Black Pendant," Seto blanched, sensing something was wrong. "Then, I'll activate Heavy Storm from my hand."

"Black Pendant decreases my opponent's life points by 500 when it's sent to the graveyard." Seto stared as his life points went to zero. Meanwhile, I struggled with the duel disk… It swallowed my card and wouldn't give it back!

"I'll give you 10 of Kaiba Corp in exchange for my Blue Eyes," Seto sunk to his knees in front of me, in the wild too! And with people watching! (For those of you who don't understand what I'm talking about, you're the few innocent fangirls left)

"Tell you what, I'll trade you." I walked up to him, hiding the smugness. It's not everyday you can see Seto this defeated, "if you can get me my cards back, I won't take your Blue Eyes, deal?"

"Where're your cards?" He looked up.

He had really nice lips too: rosy pink. I stared at them, opening and closing elegantly, quickly, as he talked, as if sucking something quickly. They moved almost into a pout in annoyance, talking about something they didn't like, then tighten to a thin line again realizing that I wasn't listening to a word that came out of them.

It must feel really good to bang his mouth, to force those lips wide enough for them to bleed, and then watch him lick clean his blood on my tool. That's really all I want from him: a good time. I found myself wondering how Ryou would feel like, would his lips be warmer? Tighter? Deeper? I probably had a chance if I were to ask.

His voice sounded so coarse, I briefly wondered who was down his throat last night. Or if he just asked Mokuba to do him a favor. The thought of Mokuba and Seto together shook me right out of my trance, call me pure (pk68: don't worry, nobody would call you that), but incest is beyond me.

"In here," I motioned to his duel disk. "My deck I could get out, but the cards in my graveyard's stuck… You didn't install a shredder or something in there, did you?"

Seto looked at me, perplexed. "You'd give up Blue Eyes White Dragon for the few cards in your graveyard? Why?"

"Because they're my cards." I replied naturally, "mine to protect, mine to destroy. If I did want them, I'd destroy them, not lose them." If only I had known the truths behind these words.

I reached a hand out to drag him up, his arm felt really nice. He gave me a small smile, a twitch in the corner of his lips, then showed me a button that said 'eject cards in graveyard'. I scratched my head. "I told you I was tired. Besides, how was I supposed to see that?"

He handed me my cards faceup, I suddenly noticed that magical cylinder was on top and moved quickly to put the cards back into my deck. Unfortunately, he had better eyesight than I did.

"What was that?" he asked, suspicions that he repressed during the duel resurfacing again. At some points in the duel, he noticed that I had a chance to win, but I let it slip through my fingers. That could have been technical error, but not using magical cylinder was going easy on him.

"That? Magic Jammer." I replied, sounding as innocent as I could.

"The card you had down on the field before you used Heavy Storm?" he pressed on. I nodded. What else could I have said? I didn't use a single trap card during the duel: Ryou didn't have many of them. And since the card was purple, it had to be a trap card.

"I have a system in the duel disk to record every card my opponent set down, so I could analyze their strategies after the duel." He told me. I scratched my head, smiling and feeling like a moron.

But something seemed to have changed about him, the way he looked at me. Later on, he told me that I was the first person who gave him a second chance at success, the first person that didn't try to completely crush him in a duel.

"Duel Yugi." He told me. "Duel Yugi and I'll challenge the winner."

I nodded, "Sure."

He turned away, grateful for my lack of questioning. He paused after a few steps and told me "I'll give you the card after I finish the duel with Pegasus."

I shook my head slightly, not bothering with a reply. I want Blue Eyes, yes, but I'm not referring to the dragons.

"Bakura, you're alright." Tea held my arms, checking me over to see if I was hurt, I felt molested. Joey sat on the ground sulking, complaining that I should have put Seto in a dog suit.

I patted Tea shoulders to calm him down, grinning at Joey's antics. Then directed my eyes on Yugi, "Yugi, can I borrow a star chip? I'll give it back tomorrow."

Yugi nodded, taking one off his glove and handing it to me.

I stuffed it in my pocket, turning toward the forest, determined to find a few rare hunters to duel. "I'll see you guys at the castle tomorrow."

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Sorry this is so short, this is the busiest time of the year for me. Next update tomorrow at 7pm.

I want reviews!!! (or else I'll try SM on Seto... or review and tell me how you like Seto whipped).