A/N: I know, I'm bad. I forgot about this, I've been busy. But when the summer holidays come I'm hoping to get right back into it.
Disclaimer: I own nuttin.
Party of the Three Kingdoms II
Chapter 3 – Phase 3
Zhen Ji and Cao Pi walked onto the marble floor and began to dance to the slow music. Then others began to join them – but this wasn't really how the dancing was going to be. The music turned to a fast RnB tune. Dian Wei, Xiahou Dun and Zhang Liao walked out in hoodies and began to break dance. Sun Quan, Ling Tong and Gan Ning matched their incredible dance moves, performing head spins and back flips, etc. Shu joined in as well to make it a dabce battle of the Three Kingdoms. Dian Wei done a really cool back flip onto a table, but the table broke under his weight.
"Dian Wei you're gonna pay for that!!!" Cao Cao yelled. The table has been made out of glass.
Wu won in the end – they were obviously the fittest. The Wei and Shu participants ended up sprawled over the floor like they'd just lost all of their health.
"This ain't right, we're the hosts, we're supposed to win!!!" Cao Pi moaned. So he began to do the cheesiest dance moves you've ever seen.
"My eyes!" Xiao Qiao yelled. "Tell him he wins! Just stop dancing!!!!!"
So in the end Cao Pi and Wei were proclaimed the winners. But they cheated, like they usually do in these situations…
"There you go, phase 3 done, my Lord," Sima Yi said.
"Yes, I just wish Cao Pi would stop being so competitive. Oh well, WE WON!!!! Shame all you losers!" Cao Cao danced around.
"I'm adding to phase 3, Xiahou Yuan suggested this." Sima Yi walked over to the CD player and turned on a Christmas tune.
"Oh! Sima Yi, dance with me." Zhang He grabbed the poor strategist's hand and dragged him in. Now he began to regret it a bit. Oh well, he could just blame Xiahou Yuan. Sima Yi was glad that they were not the only couple on the dance floor.
"Oi! Sima Yi, you've pulled!" Gan Ning said. Sima Yi blushed.
"Sima Yi…"
"What, Zhang He?" he asked.
"We're under the mistletoe!!!!" Then he pulled the strategist in and snogged him…for a long while…so long that half of those present were looking at them by the time Zhang He let go.
"Zhang He," Sima Yi whispered. "I don't mind, but next time can you please pick somewhere a little more private?"
"Of course, darling." Zhang He skipped away. Suddenly Cao Cao was behind Sima Yi.
"Well…either that didn't go according to plan or that was intentional…"
"I wasn't expecting it…but it was rather pleasant," Sima Yi said. "Anyway, we need to begin work on phase 4. How is the roast dinner?"
"The guys are working hard out back," Zhen Ji said.
"Poisoned?"
"Sima Yi, I said NO!!!!" Cao Cao slapped him. "NO poisoning the guests."
"But then what will I do with this bottle of purple stuff? It's expensive poison," Zhen Ji said.
"Save it for later, when we play truth or dare or whatever game we play," Cao Cao said.
"Great, my money's not going to waste!!!!" Sima Yi said. "What? It cost £100. It's not cheap stuff and if the dude I poison doesn't die then I'm gonna sue!"
"Mmmm…do you smell that?" Xu Zhu asked.
"Well, that's why we didn't put you in the kitchen," Sima Yi explained. "I know, you can set the table. Oh, and don't stab anyone with the knives!"
Xu Zhu ran off and the table was set so fast it was unbelievable.
"DINNER!!!" a shout came from the kitchen.
A/N: Yes, finally! I hope you enjoyed it. Please review. I apologise once again.