A/n from Jessica: aww i love this story and its silliness...for the record, this isnt story doesn't really have a plot, its just kirbey releasing her creative impulses...immaturely of course...yeah, anyway this is whole thing will be a collection of random legacy related stories, if we didnt clarify earlier.
Disclaimer: yeah yeah own nothing, blah blah...
"Phiiiilllll!" Cody cried. They'd been driving around in the car for what seemed like hours and he wasn't sure Punk knew exactly where they were going.
"What?" Punk would've never kidnapped Cody had he known what a whiney brat he could be.
"...I'm bored," Cody still hadn't quite grasped the fact he had been kidnapped. "Can you turn on the radio?"
"NO! And stop asking that," it was at least the fourth time Cody had asked.
"Fine," Cody crossed his arms and stared out the window for a few minutes. Punk sighed in relief as this was the quietest Cody had been since they'd gotten into the car. Cody finally broke the silence when he sang, "BECAUSE your love, your love, your love is my drug! Your love, your love, your love!
"Alright!" Punk shouted, "I'll turn on the radio if you stop singing Ke$ha songs!"
"But what if that song comes on the radio? Then can I sing along with it?"
"Yes if you sing quietly," Punk clicked on the radio. This would be an ordeal.
"I know Ted! Can you shut the hell up for two seconds, please?" Randy snapped at Ted. Ted had been going over the list of every possibility of what could be happening to Cody, from bad possibilities to worse.
"I was just saying what if that happens?" Ted murmured.
"I know Ted, but I need to think. I don't know where they would've gone." Randy didn't mean to snap at Ted but he was worried about Cody.
"Why don't you just call his phone?" Ted asked quietly; he didn't want to disturb Randy's train of thought any more.
"I doubt he has it but you can try," Randy handed Ted his phone-if Cody was going to pick up anyone's phone calls it would be Randy's. No matter what kind of mood Cody was in he always answered Randy.
"Hello?" Ted said. "Hey Cody! Me and Randy are looking for you! Where are- are you listening to that one Ke$ha song? Turn it off! I hate Ke$ha! I am not! She's just annoying… Whatever! Turn it off or I'm hanging up… Well then tell Phil to turn it off… Fine then, bye!" Ted hung up the phone.
"Teddy, was that Cody?" Randy asked calmly.
"Yeah! Can you believe it? He said I was freak just 'cause I don't like his stupid pop music..." Ted complained.
"And you hung up on him?" Randy growled. "Without finding out where he was?"
"Well, when you put it like that…." Ted now remembered why he'd called Cody in the first place.
"Get him back on the phone. Now!" Randy spat.
Ted quickly dialed, "Hey Cody, yeah I'm sorry. I love you too… No you don't have to turn it off. I just need to know where you are… That sounds like the Warehouse District… Hello? Hello Cody?... Phil who?"
Randy rolled his eyes, "Give me the phone."
"But you're driving," Ted protested.
"I don't care," Randy pried the phone from Ted's hands. He turned on his viper voice. "Listen Phil I'm going to make this real simple. You can tell me where you're taking my Cody and I can come kick your ass and leave it at that. OR you can let me find you and if I find out you've done anything to Cody I'll kill you… And I DO mean I'll kill you. I think your choice is obvious... Ok then Phil be that way, but we'll find you." Randy hung the phone up. "Did you catch where they were Ted?"
"I think Cody said they were around that warehouse district place, but you know his sense of direction…" Ted started.
"We can try there first it's a good start."
"Get him out of the car," Punk instructed Luke Gallows and Serena.
They nodded, then began pulling the resisting man out of the backseat of Punk's Hummer. Cody was beginning to grow more suspicious of Punk now that they were actually at their dark windowless destination.
"Come on Cody, I've taken good care of you so far don't you trust me by now?" Punk asked trying to sound sincere.
Cody hesitated, "I guess so. But where are we?"
Punk smiled and opened his arms wide as if presenting some spectacular building, "This, my dear Cody, is your new home!"
Cody stared at Punk confused, "No… it's not."
"Yes it is- we even set up a room for you! Luke, Serena, show Cody around his new home!" Punk, climbed back into his car. "I've got a few errands to run."
Punk's two henchmen nodded then practically dragged Cody into the old forgotten warehouse. Cody blinked as his eyes adjusted to the lack of light. He looked around-it was a very bland musty room with spider webs and dirt littering the floor for its only decoration. Luke and Serena continued to push him towards the back of the warehouse.
"Hey guys I appreciate this and all, but I don't think it's really necessary," Cody started. Luke grunted and prodded him towards a large winding staircase. "Uhhh, and Randy and Teddy are going to be pissed at me if I don't come back to them soon, so you see-" Luke grunted again and pushed him up the first step. Cody sighed defeated and finally began walking up the stairs.
At the top of the stairs was another room similar to the first, adorned with only a single steel table in the middle of the room with a bright light hanging over it. Luke and Serena closed the door behind them and immediately started tugging at Cody's clothes. Luke pulled his shirt over his head as Serena started in on his pants.
"Whoa!" Cody pulled away from Serena. "I know I'm sexy and all, but I don't roll that way. Sorry."
Serena continued unexcitedly pulling down Cody's pants, "Punk's orders."
"Oh," It finally hit Cody. "He wants me for my body! 'Cause I'm a hottie! He calls me shawty..." he said in a sing-songy voice. "He wants to oomph oomph party!" Then the rest of the equation hit him. "I think I really am going to have to go you guys. I need to get back to Randy and Ted." Cody made a break for the door only to realize it was locked.
The two members of the Straight Edge Society closed in on Cody and finished undressing him. Luke grabbed Cody as Serena grabbed a long rope off the metal table. They bound his hands and feet making sure he couldn't break free from the ropes. Luke picked Cody up and laid him down on his back on the metallic table. Serena then wrapped the rope around him and the table, tying him to the table securely. The two then left leaving Cody to wait helplessly for the return of CM Punk.
A/n from Jessica: "the 'wants me for my body' song cody sings is trademarked by our friend kelsey. All names, likenesses, logos partaining to this song is copyright and if you use it in a story, write it on your profile, or simply sing it, you must have the expresed written consent of kelsey, kirbey, and myself, jessica"...kelsey forced me to write that...honestly if u wanna use the song, you can. ...but i will worry for your well being...
anyway, what will happen? will ted and randy find cody? will punk rape him? STAY TUNED to find out!
review plz! (kirbey wants me to call all of you nice readers, 'thirsty tricks' she believes this will motivate you to review...)