An: I was in awe.. actually i went "awww" when i read the reviews! I even got a part in the fiction stories in my school news paper!!!!!!!!!!!! My fingers are swollen so i might not be done this till 5.. and if your reading this at or after five then you know i wasnt kidding!

Its freezing out here! I live in Canada so ya ya i guess i'de be used to it but geeze! I said i like snow not frost bite!! Lol well heres your random au!

First i wanna say thx to .BeautifulDreamer.x , mizkntuhke , jinx , CouldIBeMoreRandom CoachLover18 , butterflygurl2009 , Crazii-fan4all , for reviewing chapter two! I`m sure the rest of you guys will review soon! Thanks guys, your comments make me soo much better! P.S. I think i`m batter at Seddie than Dasey :O lol

XD BTW if i get speller errors (i ment speller.. I`m random like that XD) Just tell me!

Sams POV

"Nice to meet you Sam." He said smuggly, I wanted to laugh in his face for trying so hard. I've seen guys like this, all "bad and cool" when their just jerks looking for another skirt to chase and a chest to look at.

Well guess what Freddie, I dont wear skirts.. Oh and look at my chest and you'll never beable to look down again.

I shrugged slightly and walked over to the fridge, pluss i knew Carly was watching. I was gone for along time but i still know my bestfriend.

"I know." I said spotting fruit cabobs, smirking. I could see his blank face, he just got beaten at his own game... No body messes with Sam.

"Oh my god, Sam! I cant believe your back!" Carly gushed, pulling me towards the couch, i quickly got a glance at Freddie, he was eyeing me.. I dont know if he was checking me out or what but I could see him mouth 'Whoa'

I smiled at Carly. "Carls, you whouldnt believe how happy I was to leave! I mean some of the people were so.." I paused "So, Ugh!" I shudderd, That school was so prissy and.. UGH!

"Cant be that bad.." I turned around to see the brown haird boy walking over to the couch "I mean that whould meen the school has hot guys if its so "Prissy" "He said mockingly. I wanted to rip the quotations off him fingers.. Meaning rip off his fingers in general.

I shrugged, leaning back "Nah, just brainy losers." I said chuckling. i seen his face look insulted. Well I insult people all the time buddy, get used to it.

I looked over to him, quirking an eyebrow. "What?" I asked, sounding more annoyed that i wanted to.

He Gave me a challanging look "I'm a strait A student." He commented glaring.. I shrugged "And i'm a strait C student." I said, my voice was dripping with fake enthusiasm.

He rolled his eyes. Then smirked.. Wait! Smirked? He's not supost to be smirking! He's supost to be insulted! Crying! Complaining! Anything!

I looked over at Carly, who was watching intentivley. I looked at her in amazment, she wasnt doing anything? She just smiled, giving me a 'Go-get-em!' Look. I nudged her in the arm giving her a 'Your-kidding-me!' Glare

"Mabye i can tutor you some time?" Freddie said cooly. I tried my hardest not to gag

"I pass anyways "Bad boy" I dont need your help frediot." I spat at him. He kept his smirk intact, but i could see he was going to drop it sooner or later, and hell, that was perfect enough for me.

Freddies POV

This girl was starting to make my ego drop.. And that is so not happening, I allways get what i want.

So i put on my gamer face "You sure? I'm sure we can study just fine." I said seductivley. The only thing i plan on studieing is her lips.

I seen her starring into my eyes, I have her!

Then she glarred.

Well what do you know? I thought bitterly "No thanks, i'de rather not vomit every time i hear your voice." She bit, mock puking.

I tried to my best strain from kissing her forcefully. What?! She gorgiouse!

I shrugged "No problem, I'm sure you'll get over your nerviousness." I said cockilly, I could see the pink in her face. I made her blush?

She turned her whole body towards me.

Anger.. Oops! I laughed nerviously.

Before i could blink, she ripped me off the couch, pinning me on the ground with my arm behind my back.

"Take it back!" She yelled at the back of my head. I felt her bring my arm further up. I bit my lip hard, cringing from the pain.

"Take it back you nub!" She screamed now. Wow she was aggressive... thats normally a good thing.. unless the girls beating you up.. Then your super happy! When you have a force shield!!

I cant flip her, hit her, elbow her, or kik her because she's a girl...

Ahh!

"Sam let him go! Your gonna brake his arm!"

I felt her loosen her grip, thank god! "Okay.." I said quietly, still in pain "I take it back.." I mummbled.

She let go and offerd me her hand. I smirked, taking it.

Then she flipped me. "Was that necassary?!" I yelled from the ground she smirked smuggly. Then i heard Carly chuckle.

"Good to have you back Sam!" She said, hugging that, that Demon! That extreamly hot demon!

"You to Carly! I love Icarly so much! I watched it all the time in boarding school. I didnt see this weeks though.. She trailed. Giving the brunet a questioning look.

I got up before she could respond "Wendy quit, she had to leave with her mom to california."

I responded dully, I never liked Wendy, she was allways trying to take over the show, Carly was hardly in the camra, so I decided to call it Icarly.

"Oh.." She responded blankly. I saw Carly's face light up.

"Sam! You can replace Wendy!" she exclaimed "Your funny! You love to make people laugh!"

Really because she almost broke my arm not a minout ago.. And I thought it was hillariouse! *Note My sarcasticness*

"Sure!" She said getting exited.. "It whould be so fun!"

Carly jumped with a yay and looked over at me "Isnt that great?"

I nodded slowly.. Its a good-bad situation.. Good? I get more time with Sam. Bad? She's hard headed.

I'm game. Samantha, you just met your maker.

Suckish? Awsomeness?

R and R! I heard that was an old people store XD

But in this case its the pretty button right there!

Just a click away! But it wont say "That was easy" Because that's just gay..

Click away! It wont bite! It just chomps! Teehee!

XD BG4E XP